A joke for a friend's birthday.

Xiaoming likes fishing, and then he takes the caught fish home to cook boiled fish. On this day, Xiao Ming caught another fish. Unexpectedly, this fish can talk. It said, please, let me go. Today is my birthday. Let me live.

Xiaoming: OK, then I wish you a happy birthday. Do you accept it?

Fish: OK, thank you.

So Xiaoming cooked the fish because he said "Happy birthday to you".

Whose birthday is it?

After the last ceremony of evening prayers, the pastor of the church turned to a group of students and asked, "Which of you has a birthday today?" A student stood up and replied happily, "Reverend, today is my birthday." "Oh, good, my child, you go and blow out those candles!"

Birthday cake

Lily's family bought her a big cake on her sixth birthday. Lily said to her mother, "Mom, I want to eat cake!" " "

"Baby, cut it into pieces? It's three dollars? Still 6 pieces? "

"Three pieces! I'm afraid I can't finish eating 6 pieces. "

birthday

A professor said to a precocious boy, "When is your birthday?"

A: "April 8."

The professor said, "What year?"

Answer: "Every year."

Birthday problem

Child: Mom, when is my birthday?

Mom: June 15th.

Child: What about you?

Mom: June tenth.

Child: What, you gave birth to me in five days? !

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The grandson asked his grandfather, "Why did you eat Redmi today?"

Grandpa said, "Today is grandpa's birthday."

"What does birthday mean?"

"Birthday, which means grandpa was born today."

Hearing this, the grandson opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh, how did you grow so big today!" " "

Dad is five years old this year.

Jane, can you tell me how old your father is this year? "Asked the kindergarten teacher.

"Dad is five years old this year." Xiaozhen replied.

The teacher smiled: "Jane, think again, is your father as old as you?"

"Yes, my father told me himself that he has been a father since the day I was born."