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20 (Classic) Weird Quotations from Celebrities

Editor: Wang Ke Release Time: 2015-11-11 10:10 Wednesday

The way these celebrities think is different from ordinary people...

1. Brad Pitt: "Getting married means I can fart in bed and eat ice cream."

2. Al Pacino: "I asked God for a bicycle, but I knew that was not God's way of doing things; so I stole a bicycle and asked God to forgive me."

3. Jack Black: "You should never underestimate the power of your eyebrows."

4. George Clooney: "Running? No, I've slept with a lot of women and taken a lot of drugs. Been to enough parties."

5. Jack Nicholson: "I hate it when people say 'Nice to meet you' before I say anything. How do you know I'm going to be happy? Asshole."

6. Jennifer Lawrence: "I always stay at home so I can go without a bra and change my pants."

7. Jonah. Er: "The Kardashians are more popular than TV shows like "Mad Men." It's really disgusting. It's a disgusting part of our culture."

8. Dave Rogge Er: "Honestly, if I was serious about my music career, I would change the name of the band to something else (instead of 'Foo Fighters') because it's the worst band name in the world."

9. Marlon Brando: "If there's anything that's a hindrance to digestion, it's actors talking about their personal lives on television."

10. Patrick Stewart: " I'm not the ideal example of a leader, mostly for a reason you can see, because I don't have hair."

11. Tina Fey: "I would trade one of my hearts for one. Liver so I can drink more and worry less,”

12. Bill Murray: “Keeping seeing the glass half full, you might want to realize, sue you and pay "

13. Sean Connery: "I like women, but I don't understand women, but I just like them."

14. Will Fallow: "Everyone. There is a friend in every circle of friends that everyone hates. Have you ever thought that that person is yourself?"

15. Walt Disney: "Actually, it's a big blow to you. It may be the best thing in the world, but you may not realize it at the time."

16. Betty White: "Why does everyone say 'grow more balls'? In fact, the balls are fragile and sensitive. , if you want to be strong, you must have a 'little sister', so that they can withstand heavy blows."

17. Einstein: "Find simplicity from complexity, and find harmony from discord. , looking for opportunities from difficulties.”

18. Ellen DeGeneres: “I really don’t need tight ass (buns), I just want cinnamon rolls (buns). ”

19. Robert Downey Jr.: “Three rules of life: 1. Fuck you 2. You don’t care 3. Don’t get fucked.” ”

20. Will Rogers: “Everything is funny, as long as it happens to someone else.” ”

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Chen Weiwu’s Weibo on November 14, 2015 at 11 pm: 38 said:

Some nice words

Ya Jing on November 23, 2015 at 1:53 pm said:

[Afraid]