Who has a funny conversation about sex?

There are many hunters in Baidu Hunting. They saw two birds in the tree, raised their guns and put down one, and found it hairless. The hunter was wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "Fuck you! I just stripped her naked and you knocked her down! "

The farmer complained to the doctor that he often felt cold feet after sleeping at night. "Yes," said the doctor, "I often have this phenomenon, and then I will hug my wife so that my feet will be warm! The farmer took great courage and said, "That's a good idea, but-when will it be convenient for your wife?" " 』

When couples have sex, the husband always asks to turn off the lights. Halfway through the writing, my wife suddenly turned on the light and said angrily, "So you have been cheating me with cucumbers!" " , the husband also nu way "mama of, I haven't asked your child how to return a responsibility?"

Two beggars want to eat a lump of shit to live. You eat, I'm not hungry. A vomited after eating, and B immediately ate and said, I just want to eat tons of heat.

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?