The jokes made by China people in foreign countries and those made by foreigners in China.

10. My friend met a foreigner in the elevator. Three buttons on the foreigner's shirt have been unbuttoned. A friend told her friend, "that foreigner's chest hair is very sexy." The foreigner immediately replied "thank you" in Chinese.

1 1. I had dinner with a friend in a Korean restaurant. The waiter's hair is the same as taro and watermelon, and we have commented for a long time. Best of all, the man said brazenly when serving us food. After n times, it is estimated that the man can't stand it. Our stove is out. Tell him to light it. The man said in standard Chinese, "Be careful with the fire and eat slowly". At that time, we were. He said it once in English, and then we recovered. What a shock! Completely speechless! I didn't say much in the second half of this meal, so I was scared! You know, we ate vip in that restaurant, and we didn't know how many words we said in the process! Dizzy!

12. Another time is a statistics class. The teacher taught the limit, and the students next to him probably didn't hear it clearly, so he asked, "What?" The teacher said, "Limit!" The students were shocked, and I didn't understand. He asked the person next to him, "What do you mean by limit? I have never heard of this word. How do you spell it? " I went crazy in the same place and shouted, "You can't understand Chinese, limit!" " I suddenly realized. From then on, I turned over a new leaf and never dared to talk nonsense in this blond and bearded class again.

12. A friend of mine is abroad. At that time, he took the subway, and it was too cold to stand at the tuyere. So he walked carefully to a foreign boy and let him take shelter from the wind. Then, he heard the buddy say, "Very clever!" She was stupid then.

13. Another foreigner told me in standard Chinese that he likes the habit of scalding feet in China in winter best. It's so comfortable

14. A friend saw an African foreigner in Nanda: "Hello, your mother is a monkey." Foreigners use pure Tianjin dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla!"

15. I watered here that day and found that many people didn't reply after reading the post. I felt terrible, so I said, "Shit, it must be a foreign devil who doesn't answer! (Because I don't understand Chinese) ",just sitting next to a Yankee. He turned to me and said, "Friend, you are wrong. We foreign devils always reply to posts, because we foreign devils and you are both human beings, and people will reply. This is human nature! Only those who have no humanity will not reply!

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