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The funny version of the play returns to Zhao 2 and invites you to write the script together.
Time: Warring States Period.
Venue: Wang Zhao Palace, Qin king Palace, Hotel.
People: Wang Zhao, Chen Jia, Chen B, Lin Xiangru, Lin Xiangru's entourage and Qin Wang.
When the king of Qin learned that the king of Zhao had a beautiful jade, he wrote to the king of Zhao and said which fifteen cities he was willing to exchange for this beautiful jade. The prince of Zhao was very anxious when he read the letter, so he called the ministers to discuss it. )
Wang Zhao: What's your opinion?
Minister A: Your Majesty, this is the intrigue of the King of Qin. This plan is very comprehensive. If we don't send He Shibi to see him, I'm afraid he will send troops to attack us. If you send it, he won't pay the city government, but he will take the bride price. At that time, we can only watch the king of Qin get this priceless treasure!
Minister B: Yes! Your Majesty, I heard that there was a man named Lin Xiangru in my court who was witty and brave. Maybe he can solve this problem. Let's publish him in the palace and listen to his opinion.
The prince of Zhao thinks that there is nothing he can do now, so he has to be a dead horse. )
Wang Zhao: Send Lin Xiangru to see me at once.
(Lin Xiangru comes to the main hall. )
Lin Xiangru: Long live the right people to see the king!
Wang Zhao: (looking at Lin Xiangru carefully) Stand up. Are you Lin Xiangru?
Lin Xiangru: It's the right person.
Zhao Wang: Lin Xiangru, what do you want from me?
Lin Xiangru: As long as the king gives the order, the right person will go through fire and water.
Wang Zhao: With your words, the lonely king was relieved.
Lin Xiangru: I wonder what your Majesty said?
Zhao: A few days ago, I got a priceless treasure in North Korea. Because the news leaked to the king of Qin, he offered to exchange with our country and said he was willing to exchange fifteen cities with our North Korea. I don't know what to do now.
Lin: Your Majesty, don't worry. I am willing to exchange this with Shi Bi for the king of Qin. I will go and return, and I will not fail my life.
Next scene
(Lin Xiangru has an audience with the King of Qin. )
King Qin: (insolent) What about Shi Bi? Bring it up quickly!
(Lin Xiangru holds high Choi, and the attendants around the king of Qin quickly present them to the king of Qin. The king of Qin got the treasure. )
Qin Wang: Beautiful jade, beautiful jade! It's a rare treasure in the world!
The king of Qin is very satisfied with Choi, but he doesn't mention changing cities at all. )
Lin Xiangru: (stepping forward) Your Majesty, there is actually a little black dot on this wall. You can't tell without looking carefully. Let me show you!
Qin Wang: (frowning, anxious) Oh, where is it? Come on, tell me.
(When Lin Xiangru gets the wall, he immediately pushes it to the front of the post. )
Lin Xiangru: I don't think you have the sincerity to exchange the city for the wall at all. If you force me, I will hit this post with this wall.
Qin Wang: (flustered) Everything is easy to discuss. Somebody, bring the map.
(Qin Wang points to the map)
King Qin: How about sharing these fifteen cities with you?
Lin Xiangru: King Xie, Hepingbi is a precious thing. You should hold a ceremony to give it to your country.
(Lin Xiangru returns to the hotel. Call him at once)
Lin Xiangru: Go and get ready. Take Hebi to the path and go back to Zhao immediately. I'll stay and deal with the king of Qin.
Attendant: Yes, my Lord. But didn't you agree to hold a ceremony exchange?
Lin Xiangru: Do you really think that the King of Qin will give us the city after the ceremony? No, you are wrong. The king of Qin will not exchange. He wants to have the city and the wall at the same time! Besides, my king doesn't want this city, so you must send Cui back to China.
(The next stage begins)
Qin Wang: Mr. Lin, you can hand over the jade!
Lin Xiangru: Your Majesty, I know you don't want to change it, so I sent it back to China.
King Qin: (furious) You are bold and cruel.
Lin Xiangru: Your Majesty, calm down. You can transfer the city to our country first, and our country will send someone to send Bi back immediately. Otherwise, it's no use killing me. By that time, everyone will know that Qin is a country that does not keep its word.
(The king of Qin has no choice but to put it back in Lin Xiangru. )
Wang Zhao: (happily) Lin Qing's family, you have made great contributions this time. The orphan king officially appointed you as doctors!
Lin Xiangru: Xie Wang!
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