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There's a joke I don't remember clearly? Did the headmaster ask a student who climbed the wall if there were many famous brand advertisements?

One day, a gentleman was late for school, so he climbed over the wall and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why did you climb over the wall when you couldn't get out of the gate?

Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!

The headmaster looked at the wall and asked, This wall is very high. How can you cross it?

Li Ning, anything is possible!

The headmaster seemed angry, and then asked, how did you feel when you climbed over the wall?

Jun A: Xtep, I feel flying!

The headmaster was speechless. Let this gentleman go. ...

The next day, the gentleman came late ... and met the headmaster from the gate.

The headmaster looked at his clothes, and there was no difference between them and the new ones. He asked angrily, What clothes is this?

Jun A: No matter what you wear, Mason will serve!

The headmaster will play it again.

The next day, the gentleman was naked, and the headmaster angrily stopped him from drinking: "Why are you so naked, like a school?" ? "

Jun A: Dude, simplicity is good. Attenborough serves!

The headmaster was furious and roared, I swear to expel you!

You are surprised: Tao?

The headmaster's clear voice came, "M-Zone, my site, my decision!"