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I have the book Exclusive Memory by Mu Fu Sheng. I just want to see if there are any extra books. Thank you.

There are two small fans.

One is the story of borrowing books with Mu's library card at the end of the article, and the other is about (fake) couples = =

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The original text is attached below.

Fanwai

Fierce woman pestering lang

On the fourteenth day of the first month, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing gently.

Early in the morning, it was the sound on the balcony downstairs that woke Mu Hecheng. That aunt is Professor Wang's neighbor's nanny. She has a strong body and a voice like Hong Zhong. Originally, Mu Hecheng was hard of hearing, but his sleep was shallow and his aunt's voice was too loud on the phone.

He was sober, but he didn't get up at once. Instead, he looked at the light on the ceiling for a while in the room, and then heard footsteps from the bathroom to the living room.

"Xue Tong." He called her name softly.

"Why?" Xue Tong heard the sound and poked his head in.

"Come here." He said.

Xue Tong jumped on the bed with a smile and pecked his face. "Get up, slacker!"

After breakfast, Xue Tongwo chewed a book on the sofa, and when he saw the place where he died, he also lamented.

He wears glasses and listens to her sigh. He couldn't help asking, "What's the matter?"

"She loves him so much, how can he be willing to make him sad?"

Half a minute later, she gnashed her teeth and said, "Heartbroken! Heartbroken people! "

Mu Hecheng couldn't help but take off his glasses and looked up and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Xue Tong smiled foolishly and quickly put away the book and covered it: "Nothing, nothing. I borrowed it, and I will go to work in a few days. I used it to play. "

Speaking of the library, Mu Hecheng remembered the information he wanted to find in the library last night, so he put on his coat and told Xue Tong to bring back some side dishes from school.

Xue Tong was very interested in reading and waved his hand without looking up and said, "Go early and come back early."

Mu went out of the professor's college and crossed the road to East Gate A. Although the school started on the 16th of the first month, the students have already arrived at the school one after another, and the logistics department has been busy since early.

The library also started working a few days in advance.

What he wants is usually on the fifth floor. He went to check the code and went in to get the book.

The first and second floors of a university library are all kinds of reading rooms, and the third floor is comprehensive social science literature. Most students like to borrow some novels or something Mu Hecheng occasionally goes to the sixth floor to read professional books. But scan the bar code at the entrance to the third floor.

The pony in the library on the third floor is a little girl who just graduated. Every time I see him, she is very serious. She was embarrassed to call Mu Hecheng. So he had to bite the bullet and change the name of Pony to Teacher Ma. However, the teacher in his forties next to him followed most people and called him Xiao Mu, which made him feel very sweet.

I met some physics graduate students on the bookshelf. Although he didn't bring it, I still know him. One of them is older than him, and he didn't continue his studies until he worked for several years.

Mu Hecheng exchanged pleasantries with several people, found the book and came out together.

Pony scanned the computer and said with a straight face, "Teacher Mu, your card is full."

MuHeCheng paused. "impossible."

He didn't want to refute others, but asked in a light tone, but it was completely like talking to himself. I didn't know he was heard by the pony, and his face turned red when he brushed it.

"Is it a pony? You are mistaken. " Miss Wei put down her newspaper and came over.

Teacher Wei took the card and scanned it, making sure that what he said was "I borrowed it all." I borrowed it the day before yesterday. "

"Oh." Mu Hecheng nodded, suddenly remembering that a few days ago, Xue Tong seemed to borrow a book with his card.

Miss Wei shook her head again. "Liu was on duty the day before yesterday, isn't it wrong? I really should talk about them, because I didn't work hard. How did Xiao Mu borrow the books that these messy little girls read? "

Mu Hecheng quickly clarified: "I borrowed it." At least his girlfriend borrowed it.

Teacher Wei said, "Impossible. What books are these? " Then, in order to prove his point, he looked at the computer screen and read the headlines one by one. "What cold president, beautiful mistress, blind man, I love you very much?" "Fierce women haunt Lang?" "

Teacher Wei doesn't speak as well as the nanny aunt downstairs, but in the empty library, it is also forceful, and the words "I borrowed" popped up in Mu Dun's epiphany just now are even more forceful.

Mu Hecheng's face changed from red to blue.

Subsequently, the eyes of the three graduate students swept to Mu Hecheng. For the first time in his life, he realized what it meant to want to dig a hole in the ground.

The culprit, Xue Tong, is at home at the moment, with a big sneeze.

Exclusive extramarital couples are very similar.

Wood: Who washes the dishes at home?

Xiao Tong secretly glanced at Xiao Mu, dare not rashly answer.

Mu: I'll wash it. (calm)

Wood: Who buys food?

Xiao Tong saw his one eye again.

Mu: I'll take it. (Keep calm)

Wood: (Interrupting) Relax, Xiao Tong. You can speak freely.

Xue: Oh.

Xiao Tong pulled Xiao Mu up and secretly asked, "You can say that to her."

Xiao Mu replied, "Yes."

Xiao Tong: "My mother said to save face for men outside. She used to be bad to her father, and now I want to correct it. "

Xiao Mu: "Nothing."

Xiao Tong: "Besides, your friends will laugh at you when they know that you have to wash dishes and buy food at home."

Xiao Mu: "There's nothing funny."

Xiao Tong: "Last time we had dinner with Li Ge, he said that he never cooked or washed dishes at home, nor did he hire a nanny. His sister-in-law does housework. Although his usual expression has not changed much, I can see that his eyes are crossed and deliberately show off in front of us. "

Xiao Mu: "You believe what this man said. Maybe after showing off with you, he will go back and kneel. " (Teacher Mu is very calm)

Child: "Really?" (Staring in surprise, imagining Li Zeliang kneeling on the washboard in his mind)

Xiao Mu: "Really, his wife can't cook. He is on his own at home. "

Xiao Tong: "How do you know?"

Xiao Mu: "You forget that when we had a barbecue in the wild, my sister-in-law asked me if it was soy sauce or vinegar with a bottle of seasoning."

Children continue to imagine the fierce outside, cooking at home around an apron.

Xiao Mu: OK, let Xiao Mu ask questions. Don't waste other people's time.

(Mr. Mu, you are so considerate of wood that it is crying. )

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I hope LZ is satisfied and wish LZ a happy reading.