Stephen Chow's classic lines, flowers, moons and autumn fragrance.

After 1980, there is no one who hasn't seen Stephen Chow's movies. Master Xing also plays an important role in our childhood. His films left us with too many classic pictures, including many classic lines. I have compiled 65,438+000 classic lines of Stephen Chow for you. Let's savor them together.

Stephen Chow

1. "There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will tell this girl that I love her. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years ... "Journey to the West.

2. "It is our duty as citizens to get rid of violence, and it is my personal interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, so I do it once a week to help the old lady cross the road. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times! " Lord of Destruction

3. "Here's a trump card. As long as I press it lightly, it will immediately become a wrinkled trump card ..." "Gambler"

4. "Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, please order, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, you're dead! You and I have lived together for so many years, and we have been teaching books as our own flesh and blood. I can't believe that the bald people are black now! " Flirting Scholar

5. "Let me try your chop suey noodles! Curry fish balls doesn't taste like fish or curry. Defeat The pigskin was so badly cooked that I didn't even chew my head. Defeat Pig Korean pine fell off in one clip, failure! Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The most outrageous thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? " God of cooking

6. "I am an expert in juggling with girls who are absolutely ecstatic in Qian Qian, improving social atmosphere, improving the film market, enhancing the connotation of young people, and being personable. My name is Gu Jing and my English name is Jing Koo. " Trick expert

7. "Come on, let the dog go!" Hail the Judge

8. Liu Piaopiao: "You are a dead curry (you are dying)! Yin Tianchou: "Actually, I am an actor. "king of comedy.

9. "It's dangerous here. Go back to Mars! " Shaolin soccer.

Shaolin soccer, Stephen Chow.

10. Hair cutting should not be crazy. You should cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

1 1. "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to detoxify. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." Domestic zero paint

12. You have no problem at all. It was your parents who made you like this!

13. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. He has bad and ugly hair, little money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but he is a handsome man. Ha ha laugh ..

14. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!

15. Ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

16. Excuse me. You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

17. Elder sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at. Even the dog will faint if you are careful.

18. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's insignificant that you want to take my life. ! ! !

19. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over.

Stephen Chow Jiupin Zhimaguan

20. proprietress: you didn't have a son, dad sold it, you smoked it, and you loved chicken. Big * * *, you have nothing to do, and you still bother me?

2 1. Mother-in-law: You don't have to make trouble. I'll reveal my life. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me.

22. Bao Longxing: You have lemon head, mouse eyes, hooked nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.

23. My feelings for you are like a surging river.

24. criticizing the dead grass: it hurts to treat money as a brother, but there is no friendship between us. Let's talk about money realistically.

It's hard to explain it to you with your IQ.

26. There is no need to cry when singing badly.

27. Grandpa, do you pee standing or squatting?

28. Mix them together to make pissing fish balls, idiot!

29. Sir: I am a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha!

30. The earth is very dangerous. Go back to Mars.

3 1. Don't always think that others can't find you here. It's no use, people like you are as bright and outstanding as fireflies in the dark, no matter where they are; Your melancholy eyes, your silent beard, your magical swordsmanship, and that bottle of 82-year-old Lafayette all betrayed you deeply.

32. This is a lighter, actually a razor; This is a leather shoe. It's actually a hair dryer. ...

33. You ask too many questions, either lying or having pig shit on you! ! ! !

Stephen Chow

34. A comic book travels all over the world star Chisang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"

35. Xing Chi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "

36.( 1) Bai: How often do you police come to sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "

37. Wei Xiaobao: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where did you shrink? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.

38. "Dragon Religion" Wei Xiaobao: Is it OK to pay off gambling debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.

39. "As long as you say I can, I don't care even if people all over the world say I can't!"

40. "Longfeng Teahouse" Starway: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "

4 1. "curry chili" (1) Bai: How often do you police come to sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "

42. Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.

43. "Dragon Religion" Wei Xiaobao: Is it OK to pay off gambling debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.

44. When you see a puppy, call it "Wang Cai"

45. "Hey, if you give me some time, I'll throw up and get used to it!"

Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am gentle and will never lie. "

Stephen Chow Su Qier

47. Stephen Chow's Su Beggar (later a beggar, but originally a rich boy) is fighting with someone, and the general's father () arrives with the guards.

Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? " ……

Stephen Chow: "Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take the top martial arts exam." Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman. Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares ask? Stephen Chow: Yuan is like a frost girl. Ng Man Tat: "Ah? ! Prostitute! ！” Stephen Chow: "What's the matter? Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! "

48. When you see a cockroach or a fly in the bowl, shout, "Xiao Qiang!

49. I worship you like a raging river, and like the runaway Yellow River.

50. Girls upstairs and downstairs, come out and meet the guests!

5 1. Yes, I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry.

52. The newly released dutiful son has a big auction! ! !

When my heart stops beating and my legs stop shaking, I will go by myself.

54. Stop it, big brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me. My life is rotten and my hands are full of sores. How can you beat me?

55. If a person has no ideal, what is the difference between him and salted fish?

Let's start this relationship together.

57. Enjoy flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance.

Stephen Chow Tong Bohu ordered autumn fragrance.

58. In fact, my dad only killed people because the other party said I was not handsome enough, and the robbery was just to help me buy a toy car. * * * I just said I want a sister. My father is really a good father. Say with satisfaction

59. A bag of shit is worth a few dollars, so there is no need to make a fuss.

60. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

6 1. Wow! Dude, is your makeup called the Monkey King? Give me some professionalism, will you? You see, those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. Going out to eat costs some money! what are you reading? Your makeup is disgusting! Angry at me. That's what I said!

62. Find a place to sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a steamed stuffed bun and chat slowly.

63. The difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers. What's your mother's name?

64. Are you as handsome, symmetrical and charming as Pan An? A talented person, known as "Pear Flower on Begonia" and nicknamed "Jade-faced Flying Dragon Tang Bohu" ... Wang Cai, the family dog?

65. I have been alone all my life, and the only person who lives with me is this head. You want this head, it may not be that easy.

66. It seems that a fly is buzzing ~ Weng ~ Oh, I'm sorry ~ It's a fly buzzing ~ urn ~, so I grabbed it, held her belly, pulled her intestines out, dragged her neck ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ and her whole tongue stuck out. Then I got a knife in my hand and fell ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.

King of comedy, Stephen Chow.

You can call me a runner, but please don't put the word "death" in front of me.

68. Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

69. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

70. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and a flood of the Yellow River.

7 1. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

72. Thank you for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to my story!

More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and my heart is sweet, and I forget to urinate after half a bubble.

74. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and bleeding for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you commit one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die with a knife.

A: It has been ten years. I thought this country had forgotten me.

B: No way. Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

A: Really, if I lie to you, you promise that I have a son.

B: Look at you like this, it's definitely impossible to have a son. Even if there is, it is deformed * * *!

The duke of mount deer Steels

77. Who are you?

B: Jianghu is dangerous. I never leave my name easily.

A: Since you refuse to leave your name, you have to leave a head!

I have been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away!

79. a: ok! You forced me. I want to dye this sea with your blood.

B: I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I've already put life and death out of my mind.

80. Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world * * * night after night until she is torn to pieces and crumbling. Is it okay?

8 1: Bai: How often do you police come to sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average.

82. Foreign girls knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "

83. Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! It is not good to hit children, even if you don't hit children, it is not good to hit flowers and plants. ....

Stephen Chow's Westward Journey

84. Are you the four sluts called Oriental sluts, Western sluts and Northern sluts? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right! To tell you the truth, I am Pan An in the well-proportioned tree, and Zhou in the plum blossom pressing Haitang!

85. Q: Do you understand now? I understand, you are crazy!

86. Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

87. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

88. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

89. I mean that my method is a distraction method used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I was addicted to watching porn to dig bones and get warheads, and I started-

Wang Cai

90.Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ......

Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have followed me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me. But now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. Sorry, Wang Cai!

Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

9 1. Shit! Are you bored? Come here to fool a fool!

92. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

93. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

94. Do you have an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?

95. Wukong wants to eat me This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

96. Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. Being awake all night will bring me trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one? )

A Chinese Odyssey

97. I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ... "

98. Oh, great! I almost forgot, I'm a vegetarian!