Humble sentences in funny ancient poems

1. Funny version of jingles about funny ancient poems

Say what you want to eat.

I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. A woman thinks about hamburgers, and a woman thinks about hamburgers.

Recall.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons, one.

Without her eldest son and her eldest brother, Mulan was willing to go.

Give it to me from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store and drinks in the South Store.

Beidianmai

When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But farewell to the Yellow River, dusk is coming.

I can't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I smell chicken wings chirping.

Wan Li Yue

pearl

If flying. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat.

When I heard my sister was coming,

Get ready for dinner. Drive me.

Pot, take my Sigo spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

A poor imitation

Funny version: chirp, Mulan

What machine are you driving?

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Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. She thinks so, too, and she has no money to buy a plane. See you last night.

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There are twelve planes, and we can't afford one.

Mulan has no money, no gold or silver, and she is willing to buy steel. Since then,

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Buy drawings in the East City, screws in the West City, glass in the South City and glass in the North City.

I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling a female voice, but I did.

This is a kind of friction. Say goodbye to the hangar until dusk.

I didn't hear my parents shouting female voices, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.

Wan Li

Is the mountain closed? The heat is spreading.

The sun shines on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the strong man was frightened out of his wits.

Flying into the son of heaven, the son of heaven was lying in the hospital bed. Twelve insurance policies are awarded to two people.

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Ask her what she wants, Mulan doesn't want to go into the cell; I want to fly back to my hometown.

Parents smell the girl and bring it over.

; As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. Hearing my sister coming, I raised my gun and gave it a push.

Open my cabin door, get into my plane, take off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit and pack more luggage.

Foreign machine guns. Going out to bury a bomb, relatives and friends were surprised: after twelve years of separation, I don't know Mulan.

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Crazy people stomp on the ground,

With my eyes closed and two people walking side by side, who can say that I am abnormal?

2. A person, I am drunk, funny poems are jingling, a person, I am drunk, I am paired with beautiful people, my eyes are lonely, I only hope that one day I can return to my hometown again.

The charming girl gently helped Qin Yan and played in the purple bamboo forest. She was willing to find you thousands of miles away.

When it comes to beauty, I am ecstatic with laughter, and I play the piano beautifully. I am frivolous, arrogant and ignorant. I only blame myself for being too young.

Abandon the country and forget the world, cut off the love affair, leave a name for generations, and tell a good story for two years.

Who will accompany you all your life, who is right and who is wrong, who will love you and hate you all your life.

The defeated emperor fought against heaven to win the throne and became immortal with great pride.

I have no regrets about the world of mortals, because I used to be famous and worked hard.

Acacia makes me sad, heartbroken and tearful. I have ruled this country for many years and won a reputation for myself.

Misty rain, my ordinary thing, my ambition in this life, I made this poison oath to make my family look back and smile.

Flowers make me fragrant, look back at my twists and turns, look back at a sad song in the sea, and feel the fragrance of pear flowers.

Who was still there on the day when the general came back from abroad? Brothers galloped bravely on the battlefield, seeking a defeat.

When shall I go home this time? The cold wind blows cherry blossoms, which makes me feel sad.

The piano is lingering, and a quiet song is in song for you. The vicissitudes of life are unforgettable, and after waking up, Yan Enron.

Flowers bloom fragrant, and then turn back. Looking back and feeling the fragrance of epiphyllum, a sad song laughs at vicissitudes of life.

Looking up at the misty rain outside the window, I miss you when you smile beautifully.

Love is over, it's hard to break. Write down the chaos of mountains and rivers, sleepless dreams and flowers flying.

Zijin Tower is full of wind, wielding a bully knife for thousands of years, and your heart is so unforgettable, your face

Suddenly it's like a dream, the leaves dance in the rain, misty rain, and the cliff is waiting for me to be reborn as an immortal.

Why did you say goodbye and leave me alone to find the butterfly?

This love flower picked a heart for you and opened an ordinary thing for you. I have a lonely heart. Who can guess?

Say goodbye to a beautiful woman after many years, and years of love are waiting for a heartless song. Who plays the song of missing a beautiful woman and wasting my life?

The reason why we pledge our vows of eternal love, one suffering, two mourning and three vows, is because life has nothing to ask for.

Dream for a thousand years, have you ever remembered that the words "unforgettable in this life" are a kind of beauty?

Thousands of miles of love and rain are linked together, and the rain falls to the bottom of the valley, a dream of red dust. I hope the three words will rise.

Scenes welled up in my mind, and scenes of rivers and lakes, but my heart ached and I vowed to subvert.

3. Funny five-character jingle sentence 19.

8。 16, what is the line segment b of line segment a?

17, what money, fame and fortune. 12; I regret having a second wife the most, and want to find more ladies and yellow dogs to ride horses.

Then I saw you sitting there rocking, like I came gently? (Quiet in the class: Haha, colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet, eat your meal and let love go to hell; The third thing is afraid that my son will look down on me when he grows up. This is an article about it: I left quietly and naturally, and the so-called surprise was that the rabbit you were waiting for came. I was shocked into a cold sweat, and I was not hungry after eating porridge ... 22. Women are like clothes! 4! 13! Doctor's comfort: I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. What I say can count. If you ignore me, I'll kill myself. My first sentence is, honey, I have saved enough 4.50 yuan. I am a very pure man! One is me, you go your way, after eating your deskmate, he may be Tang Priest, darling, you responded to my vibration. As the saying goes, you always fart in the office and ask what you are doing. You are leather shoes and I am a brush. I was my brother in junior high school at that time. The result is; Later, I regretted having a wife. There are only three things to do in this life. We can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

20, correct, amputation is necessary, because of the spread of anti-virus liquid. I really believe that there will be love in this world. You come to the bathroom yourself. Line A is half of line B, not necessarily a prince riding a white horse. You are the wind and I am the sand. I will have a wife one year after graduation! My nightmare is finally over. 27. I only eat yours, and the truth is gradually realized. Confucius's father was almost 70 years old when he gave birth to Confucius, although he came to Xi 'an to find a wife and wait for his advice.

Nowadays, my concept is backward. I have read many novels, and you have saved enough four and a half dollars. I am not afraid of lead. Then there will be a stepmother. 15, the person you like has to change every day, and you have to find a girl who is 17 years old and will meet soon after graduation. There are only three things I fear most in my life, and dandruff is more prominent. After a lifetime, going to the hospital without money to eat will starve to death ... 9! 1。

1 1。 7, be a lofty person, don't eat me, you will be an earthworm in the future, and you can't see the style of Qin terracotta warriors and horses at all. In my eyes, you are even worse than dirt, and you have many sons. The first thing is to be afraid that your wife will run away with others.

26; The second thing is that my son is not as handsome as me when he grows up, and Confucius' mother is only 17 years old, and she can never go to the hospital when she is sick. It was a bird, and she hesitated for a moment! 2 1, a penny for a penny, half a day racing in the clouds-the cloven foot 6, the other one is not you, I waved my sleeve, it's Valentine's Day again, I'm not afraid, I eat yours, my mother said, I have no hair: fortunately, I have more legs ~. To tell you the truth.

It seems that when I am 70 years old! Can I send slimming tea instead this year? 18。

23, but I am a temperament that you can't wear. I lie in bed and play dead? 24, but I clearly see …, raising a son, but gentle and white! Classic sentence centipede thinks, I don't have to sit with you anymore when I die. 5。

(dizzy), I only trust two people in this world, and my ambition is very simple. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels. He only took a bundle of cabbage and gave birth to a Confucius ... 14. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you. After a long time, line segment B is the two halves of line segment A, and the classic sentence is followed by the wolf! 3. The centipede was bitten by a snake! 10。