A shocking reply to a little joke.

Little jokes have a special function, that is, they can arouse laughter, turn hostility into friendship, and bring people out of embarrassing situations. The little joke I'll arrange for you below will break your stomach.

God's shocking and tireless answer.

1, Q: Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single?

A: Because I am ugly not only myself, but also others.

2. Q: The graffiti in men's toilets is mostly abusive and sexually suggestive, while the graffiti in women's toilets is mainly riddles and short stories. What do you think is the difference between them?

A: How do you know so much about men's and women's toilets? Are you a man or a woman? ! ! ?

3. Q: Which historical dynasty in China was the most open to men and women, and why?

A: The primitive society is good, the primitive society is good, the primitive society streaks, men chase, women run, and they press on the ground after catching it. Set off the X climax of primitive society.

4. Q: How do boys spoil them?

A: coquetry or something? How can people know!

5. Q: A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to strike up a conversation but to know where I bought the candied haws?

Actually, just reverse the order of hitting on people. ? Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from far away and just wanted to say hello? Well, I want to ask, where did you buy your Sugar-Coated Berry?

6. Q: What should I give my girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Answer: Put 520 13 14 yuan into her bank card. Women don't really care about money, but about your sincerity.

7. Q: Boyfriend, what's the difference between Lan Yan and boyfriend?

A: The difference is: I will discuss the knowledge of my period with you. Listening to you talk about your mother's pain. Is your caring period coming or leaving?

8. On Valentine's Day, what should we bachelors do when we see couples envy and hate?

A: When you see a couple, pretend to pass by and whisper. Isn't this the boy who was in the cinema last time? He changed his girlfriend again. ?

Girls, if you have a small chest, you must be confident. If you have a small chest, there are many benefits!

1, exercise is convenient, and running will not affect breathing.

2. The shirt will not be buckled or stretched.

3, it will not let some people stare at it all the time, so as to save embarrassment.

4, the chest is big and brainless, and the chest is small and naturally smart.

5. It's convenient for women to dress up as men.

6. It is convenient to squeeze the bus and subway.

7. Sitting down and reading will not affect your eyesight.

8, will not be entangled in not buying the right underwear model.

9. It looks very loli, which makes people fondle it.

10, there is no danger of sagging when you are old.

1 1. If you get promoted in your future work, others will think that you rely on your strength.

12, hugging a boyfriend can strongly feel each other's heartbeat.

13, you can use less shower gel when taking a shower.

14, it is not easy to get prickly heat eczema in hot weather.

15, there is no oppressive feeling when sleeping, and it is not awkward to sleep on your stomach.

16, it's not easy to go out and eat tofu.

17, it's safe to go out with less trouble.

18, it is easier to do push-ups.

19, the risk of breast cancer is much smaller than that of big breasts.

20, big chest, cool is not yourself.

Humorous idioms, mathematical problems, wonderful poems and famous sentences, two-part allegorical sayings

I. 1. () Wave () Fold+() Crack = () Flower () Gate

2. () Words () Ding+() Niu () Mao = () Man () Mei

3. () Light () Color-() Clear () Chu = () Tong () Da

4. () Perseverance? Liu Fang () Shi = () Shi Mi

5. () Beyond the cloud? () Late at night = () Gu Liupo

6. () On the way home+() On the way home = () Nothing.

7. () Little guess-() Feel at home = () Treat everyone equally.

8. () Perfect () Beautiful-() Text () Ding = () Cow () Hair

9. Is it unique () or not unique ()? () Lucky = () Head () Arm

10. study () treasure? () The word Jing = () Qing () Chu.

Second, the mountains cover the white sun, and the ocean drains the golden rivers, but it is foggy to expand your vision for 300 miles;

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke. Looking at the Qianchuan Waterfall, flying straight down thousands of feet, A shares;

Carved fences and jade articles should still be there, but Zhu Yan changed them. How much can you worry about? To be dismantled;

One to two or three miles, four or five smoke villages, six or seven pavilions, bean curd residue;

Far from Hanshan, the stone path is oblique, and there are people from Bai Yunsheng. Aifenglin parking late, there is a charge.

When those red berries come in spring, they blush on your southern branches. For my sake, take a hug home. Good!

Lu Xun: I sent two Weibo, one was forwarded and the other was forwarded.

Tagore: The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I pay attention to you and you don't know.

Xu Zhimo: Gently, I turn, just like I gently send, gently click the mouse, and never let go of a Weibo.

Edison: Weibo of the star =99% saliva+1% gossip.

Napoleon: Fans who don't turn to Weibo are not good fans!

Four, eight quit to pick up the helmet-Zhu Shimao

Bajie went to QQ-Zhu Xun.

Isn't it a bird flying in the sky? Naying

This head is at that end, that head is at this end, two heads and two heads. -Peisi Chen picked two baskets of watermelons.

The notice was posted on the roof? Heaven/God knows

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