Complete works of hilarious jokes

1. More than ten years ago in September 1, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back, dancing and smiling, and since then I have embarked on the road of 1.

I just took an oath. I won't go to QQ in the future. It thundered outside.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940!

For the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!

I can't hug you with a brick in one hand. How can I protect you if I put down the brick?

7. Time dare not take away my love. Dare you refuse me?

8. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person either.

9. I miss those deskmates who have been bullied by me, and now my hands itch again.

10. Get your marriage certificate, and you will be an old woman!

1 1. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, hung up Q, and left alone. Suddenly I heard the voice of QQ. What is the truth?

12. Travel is from one's own place to another.

Happiness is that cats eat fish; Dogs eat meat; Concave man hits the little monster

14. Real force, dare to face a face without thickness.

15. The reason why we copy papers is only because we still care about our parents' feelings.

16. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

17. Obesity is the pain of breathing. Eating KFC will hurt, and eating McDonald's will hurt even drinking water.

18. It's useless to wear anything thin and fat.

19. I have repeatedly stressed the need to keep a low profile, but you have to give me applause and scream.

20. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy.

2 1. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

22. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet or the retention of the ass.

23. Besides teeth, there is love.

24. It is my pleasure to miss my deskmate for twenty years.

25. Your appearance is really likable, and it also slows down the Internet!

26. High-profile low-key male show, high-profile signs of being beaten!

27. The only thing in the world that can go up without effort is age!

28. A friend of the police academy said: The characteristic of their alumni is that half of their classmates are catching the other half.

29. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

30. Don't give me the glad eye, you don't have enough strength.

3 1. Just now, a Lamborghini man passed by me and threw water at me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

34. A news report said that iPhone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

35. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: "Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

36. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

37. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

38. Metal detectors are not only used for security inspection, but also used by some people to pick up garbage.

39. I am such a stubborn person that I don't review until I die.

40. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit; If you want to marry, marry happiness.