What jokes can make you laugh at once?

I saw it a long time ago-Zhang Mo and Fang Zuming were jailed for taking drugs. Jackie chan was furious when he found out. He came to the detention center to see his son, which was just a beating. At this moment, next to Fang Zuming said, Dad, why did you hit Zhang Mo? Zhang Guoli was very angry when he knew that Zhang Mo was beaten by Jackie Chan for no reason. He also came to the detention center, ready to beat Fang Zuming, and then he was beaten again. At this moment, the person next to him said, Uncle, if you hit Zhang Mo again, he will die soon. ...

Student: "Teacher, we have a male dog at home. How cute! " "Student:" Teacher, why are dogs so big in our country and so small in China? "Me:" ... because concentration is the essence? Student: "Teacher, I saw a child this morning and I said to him,' Hello!'" "He said,' Mom! Mom! "Foreigners, foreigners!" "

I played Netease cloud music to them during the break, and just played a BIGBANG song. At this time, an African girl rushed into our class when she heard the music, and began to twist wildly with the music, asking me, "Teacher, do you like BIGBANG?" Do you know ...? "She said an English name, I didn't catch it, but I guessed that she was talking about G-Dragon, so she said," I know! " She looked surprised. "He is my boyfriend!" .