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Classic joke: the most malicious quarrel

On the bus that day, a beautiful girl suddenly shouted at a gentle white boy: "rogue!" " "It seems that this young man is dishonest. The young man was very wronged and immediately refuted. The two sides began to quarrel.

Later, I heard the girl scold: "You are a big hooligan, and you have been a hooligan since you were a child. Your mother just gave birth to you, so don't forget to look back. " After listening to it, the passengers were silent for a while, and then burst into laughter.

Colleagues shook their heads and said that swearing can be so ugly for the first time. This is really a curse, and no one can beat him. After the boy was scolded, his mouth was open and he couldn't say a word.

After listening to this, we all lamented that this curse is really an eternal curse, probably unprecedented, and it is said that there is really no malicious swearing to fight back.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the man say loudly, "You are the big rascal! You are still in your mother's belly, just go and see your father three times a day! "

Hearing this, everyone fainted!

Let the teacher spray blood.

1. "the bright line at the foot of my bed", the next sentence students fill in "Li Bai's sleeping sound" …

2. Under the sentence "Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang", he actually filled in "the same smell" … The marking teacher immediately fainted …

3. Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend over for five buckets of rice", that classmate boldly wrote "Just give me six buckets" …

4. "If you are poor, you will be alone", and the next sentence is "If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines".

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Tortoise crawls by the river in Dongcun"?

6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"?

7. "Glowing glass of wine", the next sentence is "a lot of money and beautiful women" …

8. "Looking back at that year, the iron horse of Jin Ge", the next sentence "Look at the present, pester and fight" …

9. That's enough! "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other", and the students said to "Please don't tell him" …

1 0. "If the relationship is long-term," the classmate said, "Two people should get married."

1 1. "I hate books when I use them", and the students are right that "there is not enough money at the end of the month" …

12. "Clear water gives birth to hibiscus", and some people wrote "Heroes come out of troubled times" …

13. "How much sadness can you have?" Students fill in "Like a pot of Erguotou".

14. This is amazing! The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. In an instant, Li Bai became a little eunuch!