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What unforgettable experiences did you have on the day you received your marriage certificate?
January 15, 1996 is a day I will never forget. My girlfriend, my teacher’s daughter, and I went to the office to get a marriage certificate. I was very excited that day. I was a child from a rural area and had a wife. I was about to start a family. My wife was also very excited and held my hand tightly. People at that time were conservative and had never held hands before, let alone kissed or hugged me. Being pulled by my wife like this, I just felt an impulse in my heart. It was already noon when our work unit was waiting for my wife and I to arrive in the city. After lunch, I suddenly thought that we would rent a room and rest for a while, and my wife agreed. For the first time in my life, it was just the two of us that opened a house. We really had the opportunity to be alone together. That day, I saw how beautiful my wife was. As soon as I walked in, I hugged my wife tightly and couldn't bear to let go. She actually closed her eyes and I kissed her gently. It felt wonderful. He just put on his clothes and lay on the bed, not daring to make any mistakes again. My wife said I would wait a few days, so I obeyed her words. It was already five o'clock when I woke up, and the office was about to get off work. I couldn't get the marriage certificate, so I had no choice but to go home and get the marriage certificate the next day. I remember very clearly what I said to my wife when I came out of the office. From now on, I will leave this hundred pounds to you. I didn’t expect that this only experience of renting a house would become an excuse for my wife to make fun of me. She would make fun of me and tell me why you are so obedient. Don’t you understand that women love to say sarcastic things? This experience will never be forgotten. Thanks for reading.
There was indeed a mistake on the day we received our marriage certificate.
At that time, the Marriage Registration Bureau of the Civil Affairs Bureau only had a small one-story building. The people downstairs told us to go upstairs and turn left. So we got out of the elevator and turned left, and I went straight into the first room.
I also complained to my husband that the place where I received my certificate was too small, and it was just such a shabby room and it was divided into two halves.
The room was very quiet. Someone was registering inside, and there were a few couples sitting on the few stools outside. No one spoke. The two of us were chatting at the door. Maybe we were chatting rather animatedly, but the people inside glared at me dissatisfiedly.
I felt a little uncomfortable, so I said to my husband, "Look, aren't these people getting married? They all have sullen faces."
My husband said, "I don't know. "
Then I turned around and looked. There was a hall 3 steps forward. It was bright and spacious, with red carpets and red decorations on the walls. There were many people inside. It looked like those People are happier.
On the other hand, our place is dark and dark, and everyone has a straight face as if someone had offended him.
The more I thought about it, the more something was wrong. When I looked up, there was a small door sign at the door that read: "Divorce Office". Oh no, we were in the wrong place. We both hurried forward. The deputy director remembered and looked up at the door. In big red letters it was written - Marriage Place.
This is too unfair. The wedding place is so joyful and eye-catching, and the divorce place looks like a funeral place. The two of us hurriedly went in, sat down, lined up, registered, took photos, and soon got the big red book.
When we were leaving, the staff reminded us not to go the wrong way, as the divorce office was in front of us.
After we came out, we were still discussing there. Fortunately, we found out. Otherwise, I would not have found out until we went in. Given my personality, I would have made a fuss with him.
This oolong experience is truly unforgettable.
When my husband and I went to get our marriage certificate, we didn’t dare to raise our heads. My husband is ten years older than me, so we were afraid that people would laugh at me for finding someone as old as me. The person in front of us was five or six years apart in age. The staff member said that there was such a big age difference. When my husband and I met, he said that the difference between you was even greater and that you lacked fatherly love.
My ex-husband and I met on a blind date. , one month after I realized that I was getting married, the moment I received the marriage certificate, I was very depressed and felt a lot of pressure. Half a year later, when I received the divorce certificate, I breathed a long sigh of relief
After receiving it He seldom posted on WeChat Moments that he would post his ID card, and then he would sing the song "I will never be alone again" all day long. I felt a bit broken, and my brain was almost brainwashed by his singing
My husband and I went there twice. I am calm, but my husband may be more excited. As a result, the first time I couldn't apply because my ID card expired, my husband got angry all the way. Hey, it’s really hard to coax. The second time it went smoothly and quickly, my husband was surprised.
I have known my partner for five years and been engaged for two years. It has been half a year since the wedding and I have not received the certificate yet. After the engagement, my household registration has been kept by my partner because we are too familiar with each other and I have no idea about getting the certificate or anything. I don’t feel anything, my parents-in-law have been married for decades and haven’t received the certificate yet
On the day of receiving the certificate, when I arrived at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, my husband stopped and smoked two cigarettes next to the trash can. He said he was too excited. I wanted to smoke to calm down. After receiving the gift, my husband kept looking at it. He was very excited on the way home, and ended up breaking a stamp while driving.
My husband and I got married, and the person who signed the stamp kept looking at it. I looked at my husband and asked him if he had ever been married before? The age on my husband’s ID card is four years older than his actual age. In fact, I am twenty-five and he is twenty-six.
I told my husband not to apply for a marriage certificate. One morning one month after the wedding banquet, he said he was going to buy groceries and change into nice clothes. What should I do next? Then he went straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau. , took the photo and swore the oath and paid the money, it was done in less than half an hour. I was like the same thing at home. When I came back, I passed by the vegetable market and bought a table of good food. Aunt Xi happened to bring her children over, and she was surprised to find that we got such a certificate. It took me a long time to calm down and finally I got over it. I am a certified person and married.
I received my certificate on April 12 this year. Before I received the certificate, he wrote me a handwritten letter. After receiving it, he said, you are He could never run away for the rest of his life. He had put away his ID card, household register, and marriage certificate. Having dinner at home at noon, he said, he felt the warmth of home.
When I received the certificate, the couple in front of me handed over the household registration book. The staff said to the woman, "That's not right, you are married!" The voice is not quiet.
The man's face turned green and he looked like he was going crazy. The woman called her father and asked why my household registration book said I was married...
Am I the only one who is weird? When my husband and I were collecting the certificates, we encountered an internal circuit overhaul at the Civil Affairs Bureau. The repairs took three days. Three days later, a bunch of people gathered to collect the certificates. A group of people crowded to fill out the forms and then crowded to collect the certificates. It felt like squeezing on a bus. , I was still confused when I finally came out.
On the morning of getting the certificate, my dad filled up the car early in the morning, washed it, and told you to go ahead. Then I drove the car and took my husband to get the certificate. I was checking to see if I had forgotten anything. Because I went too early, I sat in the bakery next to it for almost an hour, and then I went excitedly. The staff hadn’t come yet. We were the first couple, and there was no one else after we finished collecting. I came to collect the certificate, and after receiving it, I felt a sense of loss. I have been tied to this person for the rest of my life
Can I say that when my wife and I received the certificate and went downstairs to take photos, we first took them in the order of divorce photos? , I saw that the people taking pictures in front of me were all taking pictures of one person, and then my wife and I also took pictures of one person, and they were gone after we took the pictures. When we were developing the photos and chatting, I asked the person who took the pictures, shouldn’t the wedding certificate be a photo of two people together? Why don't you take pictures..., people ask you, aren't you divorced...My mother divorced before she got married. I thought they were all wedding photos, so I took them again before they were developed...
It seems like I don’t feel anything. I have been with my husband for almost three years before I got the certificate. I was sick and hospitalized for a few months before I got the certificate, and my husband has always taken good care of me, so we are already a family. We didn’t choose a day or a time. , the photo was also taken at the Civil Affairs Bureau, and now I think it’s so ugly
The day my wife and I went to get the certificate, we took the household registration book. As a result, my household registration book was bitten by a mouse, and the staff asked you this I was embarrassed about the situation in the household registration book, and then I immediately called the leader. The boss said that as long as he could read the words clearly, he would help them get it. I am really grateful that the household registration book was so bad that I couldn’t bear to look at it. It was embarrassing and embarrassing
I received the certificate in the morning and registered the child's household registration in the afternoon. When the baby turned 2 years old, I accidentally discovered that there were photos of my husband's birth date. The staff said that the single photos were all for divorce. When I went back and asked him about his birth date, it was a joke. For a long time, they almost got divorced
My husband and I’s marriage certificate was shredded when my daughter was young [face covering] My husband said we wouldn’t get divorced anyway, so it was a good time to shred it [slap in the face] As a result, the work unit arranged for resettlement last year To buy a house, you need a marriage certificate, and there is no way to get a replacement certificate now. After using it, my husband said he wanted to tear up the certificate, and I began to wonder if he had torn it up in the first place
On the day my husband and I went to get the certificate, my mother went with us, and we first went to the supermarket and bought a big bag. Wedding candies, after receiving the certificate, I grabbed a handful of wedding candies with the staff who helped me. Thinking that their colleagues didn’t share enough, I gave her the whole bag. After I came out, my mother told me that all I had to do to give out wedding candies was The staff in front of me just handed them out, and then my mother went to buy something. My husband and I were waiting nearby. Suddenly my husband said, didn’t we have to pay a 9 yuan production fee to get the certificate? We didn’t pay it. Could someone else forget to collect it? We got married. We couldn't ask the staff to help us pay for it, so they asked me to transfer it back to make up for it. As a result, I checked online that the cost of work had already been cancelled. . .
We are such a silly couple
We got the certificate on my husband’s birthday, which happened to be his legal age [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] We were afraid that he would be of legal age on his birthday If you can't get the certificate, you should ask the Civil Affairs Bureau one day in advance if you can get the certificate on the day when you are of legal age. Then the Civil Affairs Bureau says that you can get it, but you need to have a premarital examination. Then we said, can we have a premarital examination today? We did it today and came to renew the certificate tomorrow. The staff said it was okay. Then we started to do the prenatal check-up. Finally, we prepared all the documents. The next morning, we were super excited to bring all these things to renew the certificate because we were so excited. The car didn't park in the parking space, it just parked casually, and when I came out, I got a ticket [cover face] [cover face] But I'm so happy! Got the certificate! After getting the certificate, I found that my husband actually posted three posts on WeChat Moments [cover face][cover face]. The first one was when we entered, the second one was the interior of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the third one was a photo of our marriage certificate, when we received it. After the certificate came out, he immediately called my mother-in-law and said that he was going to send the marriage certificate to my mother-in-law to see. Then he went to my mother-in-law’s place of work to show her the marriage certificate. Then when he went to eat, he saw the marriage certificate in the store. The boss said that this is the right place for you to sit here when you are in a relationship, and then my husband said, "You are in a relationship!" We're getting married! Then he ordered an arrangement with various roses and candles... I was really touched when I walked in... Anyway, I felt that he had been excited all day. Now that I have been married for three years, it is still the same as when I was in love. Dabao is two years old. ...The second baby is in the belly...I am very lucky and happy to find him! Thanks for reading!
To be honest, my husband and I were supposed to get our marriage certificate on my birthday, but we almost didn’t get it because of the unpleasantness the night before. What an unforgettable birthday and anniversary.
The reason is this. We arranged a wedding last year, and due to some subjective and objective factors, we decided to hold the certificate on my birthday this year. In fact, I was quite looking forward to a little surprise. After all, we were still in the wedding period and it was my first birthday after marriage. Such an important day as getting the certificate.
So I hinted to my husband the night before, hoping that he would take action, and while talking, I brought up the previous unpleasantness. When I thought about how he didn’t show any expression on my birthday every time, I I feel extremely aggrieved and uncomfortable, and I still refuse to change despite repeated admonitions, showing no sincerity at all.
At the end of the sentence, I couldn't help but said tentatively and passionately: Why don't you get the certificate tomorrow? Originally it was just a word that hoped to win him back, but in the end it got to him. The husband suddenly turned his back and said angrily: Then I won't accept it.
So, the day before my birthday and the day before I received my certificate ended in a cold war. There was no suspense. My husband fell asleep immediately after saying his angry words, leaving me alone to struggle in my dreams.
After getting up the next day, the two of us didn't communicate much. After I went to work, he sent me a 520 red envelope with the note "Happy Birthday" on it. Hum, "happiness" without emotion. , always looks particularly dazzling.
I took leave that afternoon, and everyone in my family knew that we were going to get the certificate. When I came home, my husband and my mother had prepared a large table of meals for me, and he also bought a small cake.
Although it is daily life, I always feel that something is missing and I cannot be happy. After dinner, I told my family that I didn’t plan to get the certificate for the time being. If my family had questions, I didn’t say much.
When I got to my husband’s place, I didn’t see any reaction from him, so I asked the man on the steps: Are you still going this afternoon? He said readily: Go, go now, go and pack your things.
Hehe, it seemed that this guy didn’t care about my emotions at all, so he drove to the county seat, had the physical examination, and received the certificate all in one go, very smoothly.
Such birthdays and certificate-receiving days are extremely ordinary and extremely real. There is no deliberate sense of ceremony, but they are closer to life a little bit in the quarrels and running-in between each other.
Perhaps, this is where the most unforgettable memory lies.
What behavior of a woman is very negative in front of a man?
I wanted to get the certificate and was queuing up in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau. Suddenly my boyfriend’s legs went weak and he fell down and couldn’t stand up.
I took a taxi to the hospital. The examination showed that there was nothing wrong with his legs. It might be due to too much psychological pressure. The doctor asked if anything had bothered him recently.
Then when he got home, he told me that he was afraid that he would have the same property as husband and wife after getting married, because we were used to an independent and financially independent lifestyle before. He was also afraid that he would not be able to play games after getting married. He also said that he had seen people kneeling at the keyboard to deliver propositions, etc. The psychological pressure was too great, resulting in a lack of motivation in life.
Taking advantage of my sister’s wedding, I brought my husband back. We planned to surprise our family, so we registered secretly, and then went to my home county to register. But when the time came, they told us that today was the day to apply for divorce. Holy shit, holy shit. In a small place, we get married on the 1st, 3rd and 5th, and get divorced on the 24th and 6th. But I really wanted to register that day and didn’t want to come the next day. Then I gave the staff a hundred red envelopes and wedding candy. She said that I could register by changing the system. As a result, my household registration book It didn’t show that I was single, so I took a 40-minute drive to the police station and then returned to the Civil Affairs Bureau. It was full of twists and turns hahahaha
I’m really sorry. I have been divorced and remarried, so I have received marriage certificates twice [facepalm] ][face covering][face covering] The first day I received the certificate was January 4, 2013. There were so many people queuing up to receive the certificate, and there was a power outage. I went there at around 7 a.m. and received it at 1 noon... The second time was on February 2, 2019. On that day, I received my certificate and picked up the new car. My wife found out that she was pregnant. The most important thing is that on the way to pick up the new car, I crashed the old car [tears] [tears] [Crying] So, both times were quite unforgettable
I remember that the day my wife and I received our marriage certificate, it was just in time for the relocation of the Civil Affairs Bureau. We walked around the county town for a long time but could not find the window for marriage registration. .
In the end, we had no choice but to call my dad. My dad had many connections in the county and soon took us to the new location of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
My wife and I queued up to register, take photos, and undergo physical examinations. After a series of procedures, we finally received a happy marriage certificate. Dad was also very happy at the time. It's okay this time. Don't worry, your life-long event has finally been decided.
My wife and I nodded happily, and the group of people walked out happily. At this time, my father joked: "Okay, I have to leave beforehand! You should be able to find it next time you come to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Right? ”
It was originally a joke, but it turned out to be a prophecy. Three years later, my wife and I became familiar with each other and arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau in a few minutes. However, this time it was not a wedding, but a wedding. It was a divorce, and a few minutes later, my wife became my ex-wife, and I became her ex-husband! ! !
In 2007, it was not so advanced at that time. In the Civil Affairs Bureau of the 18th-tier county, the procedures were not complicated and there were not many people. You could go in to register, take a photo, and then pay money to get the certificate. There was nothing special about it. Because we have been together for several years and feel like an old married couple, we just need to go through the process and get a legally recognized qualification certificate.
At the end, the staff member who issued the certificate, who was probably in his forties, said to my husband: "Look, you only spent 15 yuan to marry such a beautiful wife."
Hearing this made me very happy. In fact, I am just average. I just have fair skin. My husband is several years younger than me. He was a pretty young man back then, and I am almost 30. Of course I heard this. It’s nice to be praised by others.
We haven’t taken wedding photos yet, but we are very affectionate. It can be seen that the kind words from the staff on the day of receiving the marriage certificate were very auspicious. Now that I want to thank him, I probably can’t recognize him. No, the time gap is too long, and it’s just a one-time relationship (it’s best to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate only once in your life).
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