High scores, please come in and ask jokes (the more the better)

1. Xiaobai looks like his brother Dabai, so he plays an idiom.

The truth (image) came out.

2. Why is pear the hottest fruit?

Because ion ironing (pear ironing)

3. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world and why?

Ding dang cat, because he always lends a helping hand to others.

4. Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world and why?

Still a cat, because I can't see my fingers.

A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

Betel nut (direwolf)

6. What chicken runs fast and what chicken runs slowly in the world?

KFC block (fast), Nicole Kidman (slow)

7. What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

Eating people

8. So one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What should he eat?

vegetables

9. What animal is the owner?

Pearl (pig) arithmetic expert

10. What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

Poster (seal)

1 1. What happens when a fat man jumps from the 2 1 building?

Fat bastard

12. Who will help you add food when you are full?

Dragonfly, Dragonfly is in the sky (supplement)

13. A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. Ask him how he died (neither thirsty nor hot nor hungry).

Choke to death, because there is no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

14. Another dog was traveling in the desert with a telephone pole, but he still choked to death. Why?

Because it says "No Peeing"

15. Later, another dog was traveling in the desert. He had a telephone pole with nothing on it, but he choked to death. Why?

Because there were many dogs in line, I didn't wait for him to suffocate.

16. There is still a dog traveling in the desert. There are telephone poles, nothing is posted, and there is a queue, but it is still stuffy. Why?

There are two beautiful dogs in the back. He was very embarrassed.

17. A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting. What did it become when it grew up?

Trigonometric function (cold tree)

18. One day, the head of a match was itchy. When he scratched it, it burned. What did it become after being sent to the hospital?

Cotton swab, because you have a bandage on your head.

19. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, a black and white horse is called a zebra, and a black and white horse is called a horse.

Shy zebra

20. Why are silkworm babies the richest?

Because he cocoons (thrifty)