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What are the classic lines in the laughter meeting room?
Sugiko: I can't wait to hit you-the happy life of the three of you.
Yi Ming: My name is Bell, and my mother is a messenger from Hulholt.
Zhang Zidong: Again, the first kiss should be reserved for the wedding night-vegetables.
Aunt, come with me. Come on, climb.
My inferiority is hovering in the sky, just like the red on the white wall.
Don't wear sunset red medicine. Put the bowl down. Let me tell you something (Tangshan flavor). Slippery and neat (Taiwan Province flavor)
If you lose face and don't match, go (the smell of northeast ballast)
You told me to die quickly so that I could die.
The victim was stabbed in the back and suspected suicide (haha, I like it, the feeling of a cold joke)
I want to know how God created you. Did you just drop a piece of mud on the floor and become you? I especially admire your mother for raising you so big that you haven't scared yourself to death. This heart is really tough.
This is 5000 yuan. Leave my daughter. I don't remember this price before. This is your value.
How much is a steak?
I have that look again. I almost killed myself last time I showed up.
Can I swear? No, then I have nothing to say.
One more crack on the smiling face can squeeze the fly to death.
I am a man. I know you are a man, and I have confidence in my wife's aesthetics.
Brother, is it too late for me to say I'm sorry now? If sorry helps, what's the use of asking the police? Brother, can I just say I'm sorry? -What do you say? Is there any difference between this and sorry? -I can speak Mandarin.
Although the sparrow is small, it is really small.
Qian Shan is always in love. Let's meet for a drink. You have me, you have everyone, and you have to drink some wine when you meet.
Son, don't think that you can jump the national standard with a Chinese face.
The laughter in the meeting room is not only funny, but also contains too much love. I'm still very touched when I think about it now. What impressed me the most was Zhang Zidong's farewell work Quarrel. It shows a conversation between Zhang Zidong's lover and Zhang Zidong. I want to eat ice cream-I'll buy it for you in the rain; I want to drink more coke-I'll buy it for you when it snows; I want to drink Wang Laoji-I'll buy it for you after the thunder. The couple played by two people in it is very cute, quarreling at the head of the bed and quarreling at the end of the bed. The love between two people is silent, which is really touching. Isn't that what we are in reality?
Laughing in the conference room is inseparable from everyone who loves to laugh and is closely related to today's achievements. From the oldest actor to the former captain, Yi Ming, Xiurui and Panda all contributed. Even if there is no laughter meeting room today, its position in my heart is unshakable.
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