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Double spring wire?
Leading comrades: Hello everyone!
Chen: It's almost the end of the year.
Bai: Set off firecrackers everywhere.
Chen: Today, my brother and I showed off and made everyone laugh.
Bai: Play the double reed and wish every family happiness.
Chen: The performance is not good. Please don't run after reading it.
Meanwhile, Bai: Not everyone can play this kind of double reed. It needs high-quality actors. One of us will perform in front and do actions at the same time, and the other will say lines at the back. Seen from a distance, it looks like a person. This requires two people's performances to be very tacit and harmonious, otherwise the double spring will not be called double spring.
My partner likes showing his face. Didn't he hear a joke the other day? He is very careful. People who didn't take a sip of wine simply drank half a catty of white wine and then ran to Liaohe Street. There happened to be a traffic light that didn't work that day, so he climbed up along the telephone pole. He hit his neck. God, several cars were rear-ended.
I need to see if my partner has finished putting on makeup. Hey, he looks like Sun Damei.
Chen: Don't you bury people? I just heard it backstage. This guy kissed my ass and didn't let you show your face in front of people?
Do you think anyone in front can do it? It's easier to do in the back than in the front, you know? What do you call Sun Damei? I am serious. My ancestors called it Chen Shimei. I'm ready. Let's get started. You do it in the back for the time being and I'll do it in the front. I'll let you entertain yourself in front later!
Bai: No problem.
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