Does anyone have a classic health joke? It's best to be one that can stir up the atmosphere.

The widow and her brother-in-law lived together in peace and harmony with her brother-in-law. But that night, the widow couldn't stand it anymore, so she rushed to her uncle's room and said loudly to him: "Now I order you to take off my clothes." The uncle was stunned for a moment. , but still did it obediently. Then she said, "Now I order you to take off my pants." The uncle also did so. The widow was now wearing only her underwear, but she said to her brother-in-law: "Now I order you to take off all my underwear." The uncle was shocked! ! But he still did as she said. By this time the widow was naked! ! So she said to her brother-in-law: "Now please see clearly, our body structures are completely different. Please stop wearing my underwear!" The sailor said that there was a sailor who stayed at sea for several months. , just landed. He rushed to a pornographic hotel. He told the concierge that he wanted to find a girl to fuck but he didn't have much money in his pocket. The concierge said it would cost 40 yuan to fuck the girl. It costs 20 yuan to watch the humor show. But this guy gambled all his money on the boat and only had 5 yuan left. "Please, brother. I'm at sea and haven't been free for months. Find a way to help! PLEASE" the sailor begged. stop. The porter thought for a while, accepted the money, led the sailor to a room upstairs, and left. Entering the room, the sailor looked around and saw nothing except a rooster (a real chicken!) on the ground. Really unable to bear it, the sailor persuaded himself to climb on the ground and fuck a "cock" to relieve the temporary anger. Then leave quietly! Two weeks later the sailor returned. "What can I do with 20 yuan here?" This time he won some money. The concierge accepted the money, and without saying a word, he led the waterman upstairs again. But came to the door of another room. Opening the door, the sailor saw a large group of people crowded in front of a one-way mirror on the wall, watching two women playing with each other through the mirror. "It's so damn beautiful!" The sailor was fascinated by it and couldn't help but comment to the people standing next to him. "How beautiful is this!" The guy replied without looking back. "If you had come two weeks earlier, you could have watched the boy fucking the cock there." During the early graduation class, the female teacher was writing on the blackboard on the podium, and a naughty student peeked under her. When the female teacher heard the snickering, she turned around and looked at the student. Knowing that it was not a good thing, she yelled angrily: "Yes." Who?" Little Tao Fei in the second row raised her hand and admitted: "Teacher, I saw your briefs." "Okay, you will not be allowed to enter the classroom for three days from now on." Little Tao Fei left automatically. After entering the classroom, the female teacher turned around and started writing on the blackboard again. Her hands reached higher and her skirt was pulled up. At this time, another student was peeping behind her, and she noticed her. He asked angrily: "Who is it?" This time it was Tom, sitting in the second row. He admitted: "Teacher, I saw your briefs, and the black hair on both sides was visible." The teacher was furious. He shouted: "You should leave the classroom immediately and you are not allowed to come to class within a month." After Tom left, the teacher turned back to the blackboard. Her mood fluctuated like boiling water. She accidentally dropped the chalk in her hand to the ground and she bent down. When he went to pick up the chalk, Billy immediately packed away the books, paper and pens on the table. "What are you doing? Billy." "I saw the teacher's two grandmas. I think I have to graduate early." This is a great plan. Next door to Widow Zhang, a young man has just moved in. He is quite tall. He was tall and tall, but his eyes were full of lust. Widow Zhang often flirted with him charmingly, and the young man also fell in love with the charm of the widowed lady, and the two often flirted with each other. However, all this was in the eyes of Widow Zhang's son. He didn't want the two to have a good relationship, so he came up with a plan. He told his mother: "I once saw a young man urinating. It's weird! His work is like a bowl." "As big as a mouth." Then he said to the young man, "Don't mess with my mother, she has a lot of teeth!" The son thought that this plan would definitely deter them, but that night, they Still hooked up and ready to have a good time. In the darkness, Widow Zhang lay on the bed and spread her legs. The man remembered her son's words, but did not dare to try rashly, so he pushed in with a clenched fist and gave it a try.

Widow Zhang felt a hard object collide, and suddenly remembered that her son had said that his job was as big as the mouth of a bowl. She became anxious and grabbed it with her hands, pinching the young man's fist with her long pointed nails. The young man felt a burst of pain and ran away. He was secretly glad that he had to try it with his fist first, otherwise her sharp teeth would have bitten off my life. Fool Once upon a time, there was a fool who had been married for a long time and still did not understand the ways of husband and wife. His wife was very upset and had to take the initiative to teach him the etiquette of Zhou Gong. The fool tasted the sweetness for the first time. He was so excited that he said in amazement: "It's amazing, my little bird can actually get into your belly." His wife taught him how to pump again. After a period of exercise, just as the climax came, the fool said He shouted: "Oops! The little bird wants to pee. I can't pee on you." He jumped up quickly and looked at his wife's lower body, but he was even more surprised and shouted: "What, she actually has something down there? I poked a hole and it's still bleeding!" The fool put on his clothes and hurried out. He ran to the tailor's house next door and asked the tailor to sew up his wife's lower body at home, otherwise it would still bleed. The tailor secretly laughed at the fool's stupidity, and took the opportunity to **** his wife. At this time, his wife's orgasm had not subsided, and she happened to have a good relationship with him. After the tailor finished his work, he came out and said to the fool: "I have already sewed it. Go and take a look!" After the fool went in and looked at it, he cursed: "Damn it, I asked him to sew with needle and thread, but he only used glue to sew it. That's it." The shy old Zhao went to Subic Bay in the Philippines to gamble with a tour group and won six hundred dollars. He happily found a call girl to have fun. When they were done, Old Zhao was generous. I happily paid her a hundred dollars. The call girl said excitedly: "Wow! That's great! You really know how to do it. Can you do it again? This time for free." "Really? That's great!" So, Lao Zhao cheered up again and enjoyed each other again. A wonderful time. "You are so capable, please do it again! This time I will pay you one hundred dollars." the girl demanded. When Lao Zhao heard this, he wanted to cheer up and try again, but he was unable to do so and looked at his useless thing, hanging there limply. He said helplessly: "Useless things are very fierce when you have to pay for them, but they are like a turtle when you make money." Milking One day, a lady came on the bus with a bottle of fresh milk. When the bus arrived at a big station, there were more and more people, and it was so crowded that it was difficult to even breathe... After a while, the fresh breasts that the young lady was holding were squeezed out by the crowd, and the breasts were stained all over her stockings. The young lady said angrily: I hate it! ! Stop crowding! Everyone's milk has been squeezed out for you. Roast Duck One day, a young man walked into a roast duck restaurant. Madam, do you sell roast duck? . The shop owner is a young girl. Yes, I have! There are Beijing roast duck and Nanjing salted duck! What flavor do you want, sir? Um……. What's the difference? . Well...okay! Come with me. After saying that, the young girl took the gentleman to the back kitchen. Look! As she spoke, the girl grabbed a duck in a cage and inserted her hand into the duck's anus. Guagua. ㄚㄚ! ! The duck struggled hard. Did you hear that? The girl smiled and said: This sound is the cry of Nanjing salt duck. oh…. The young man then asked: What about Peking duck? The girl then grabbed the duck in another cage and inserted it again with her hand. ㄍㄧㄚㄚ! ! ! Na! This is Peking duck! Which one do you want, sir? Hmm... Then I'll buy a Nanjing salted duck. After that, the girl wrapped a salted duck for him. Thank you for your patronage! The girl said with a smile. You're welcome. The young man answered with a smile, then turned and left. oh! That’s right! Madam, where are you from? …. the young man asked with a smile. The girl smiled shyly and said: Do you want to go to the toilet with me and try? Who is the great? You know the kind of man who is the most arrogant in the world? ──Texas Cowboys and Soviet Hunters! One day, a Texas guy and a Soviet hunter were drinking together in a small bar in Siberia. It was freezing and snowy outside, but warm as spring inside. While drinking, the two began to argue with each other, bragging to each other that they were the strongest men in the world. As they continued to brag, the two became angry and were about to break up. When the bartender saw something was wrong, he ran out to break up the fight. "If you keep arguing, there will be no result. Why don't you go out and do something to prove that you are the strongest man in the world? I will treat the winner to a drink." The Russian hunter said: "This is my territory. I will go first." Go." He immediately went out bravely...

, about half an hour later, the Russian hunter came back staggeringly, his clothes disheveled and stained with blood. He leaned against the bar and said, "Bring me a drink, I will definitely win." "Wait a minute!" said the Texas guy: "You do it What happened?" "I defeated a polar bear with my bare hands! ” The Texas guy didn’t say a word, turned around and walked out;…. This time, it took an hour to see the Texas guy stumble back, dripping blood along the way, his body was almost completely covered, and he lay down on the bar: "Here comes the drink! This time I will definitely win," "Wait a minute! What did you do?" asked the Russian hunter. The Texas guy replied proudly: "I fucked a polar bear!" !