Funny personality signature about satire

1. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter the B-loading mode.

There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

3. Go if you are in trouble. If you have no difficulty, you must go.

There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them on me again.

I have cut my hair short and cut off my troubles, and you still want me to get a card.

6. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

7. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

8. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

1 1, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

12, I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

13, I thought a lot, but I felt a lot.

14, if you delay, I'll kick you to the South Pole and waltz with penguins.

15, the most romantic thing I can think of is that you and his son are just like me.

16, I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time.

17, "What are you thinking when you have insomnia?" "Want to sleep."

18, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

How fast is 19 and G network? You forgot to turn off the flow before going to bed at night. When you woke up the next day, the house was moved by China.

20. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

2 1, Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.

22. Some people are very tender, and water comes out as soon as they pinch, but I am very timid, and I bubble when I pinch my nose.

23. The most unfortunate thing for boys is not to lose money, not to confess failure, not to be beaten, but to say hello to your aunt when your mother-in-law stands in front of you in the future.

24, do what you want to do, otherwise, let the pig talk nonsense.

25. Everyone says that you are beautiful, but they are all made up.

26. Don't mention such vulgar things as homework, which is inconsistent with my temperament.

27. I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

28. Moon, did you break my red rope?

29. Every time the mosquito-repellent incense is removed, Nima is like a bomb. Who designed this nima?

30. There is a lot of pressure recently. Eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes …

3 1, drunken friends are stupid, and fools only know when they have loved them.

32. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

33, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

Whenever I call my parents, my friends will become prostitutes, Johns, Internet cafe owners and cigarette sellers.

35. In this embarrassing season again, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by in the street, looked at each other, and then both said SB in their hearts.

36. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

37. There is an attitude called sentimentality and righteousness, and a state called looking for trouble.

38. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

39, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

4 1, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

42. Future son, tell me to run in the direction of your father.

43. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?