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I'm not afraid of your jokes, but I want to be a "mixer"
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Hello, I'm Mr. Nye. Hello again.
Only those who know iterative evolution can stir up the situation.
To tell an interesting theory, every continuous entrepreneur is a stirring stick. If you want to mix well, you must first act as a stirring stick.
You say you pursue idealism and want poetry and distance, so be a dung-stirring stick with dreams.
I have no problem with the dung stirring stick, and I don't want to call names, but because it smells good! ! !
Every industry has barriers, everyone has their own social circle, everyone is in this fixed chessboard, a chess player or a chess piece, which has always been the case.
You are a chess player, I am a rider, and everyone is the same. It is said that there is no distinction between high and low in the industry. Why does it just sound like there will be different emotional reactions from the text?
Liar, deceive yourself!
Then what is a dung-stirring stick?
Starting from the role, the role of the dung-stirring stick is to disrupt the already formed pattern and step a foot in the field where others already have high industry barriers.
For the stable pattern and chess game, my team has been divided, and the chess game is in the middle, but you said you want to join. The point is that I can't refuse you yet. It's irritating.
Those peerless masters who come out of thin air, in this sense, are all dung stirring sticks.
They are great shit sticks, and I'm just a shit stick.
I'm tired of it, and the dung-stirring stick has begun to roll in, and it's beginning to distinguish between high and low.
Have you ever thought that you are actually a dung beetles? I often think about this problem when I sit in the toilet.
Although there is no need to stir the dung stick now, and the smart toilet even flushes chrysanthemums, we can't deny the historical significance of the dung stick.
Now we think of ourselves as a piece of wood, a piece of wood that is temporarily useless and just grows on a tree.
One day, you have an anti-bone, 160 kg child with 150 kg anti-bone in it, and you jump off a tree. Of course, some are worse.
What steps does it take to change from a piece of wood to a dung-stirring stick? You need to peel and trim, and the thorny wood will splash all over you.
After all, the growth path of the dung-stirring stick also needs to be experienced, which is exhausting bones and muscles, starving the body and skin, tormenting the soul and emptiness. In order to be a useful shit-stirring stick.
So at this time, we must sublimate the theme:
Be a rich man with a background.
No money, no background, just be a shit stick
Theoretically, you can also experience the pleasure of being a man by stirring the dung stick.
I have no money, no background, and I don't want to be a unlucky person. That's Sanhe god.
I won't play with you if you are strong.
I don't buy a car or house. I'm just a rice king.
Think about whether there is some truth.
Someone may be in a hurry with me at this time. You are a dung beetle, and your whole family is a dung beetle.
Although sometimes I think this statement is absurd when I am normal, most of the time I still think that the world is so absurd after all, and "abnormal" can better adapt to this world.
Who doesn't want to be a useful dung-stirring stick?
Some readers asked me backstage that I am now in my twenties. After reading my article, I feel very motivated. The chicken soup is full, but I just don't know what to do.
The reasons are also very common. Most people have the idea that their goals are too far from the current level, and it is difficult to have motivation just by thinking about it.
I want to make two points here. The first point is: Try to turn yourself into dung beetles! ! !
The second point is that the dung stirring rod also needs iterative evolution. In a sense, the smart toilet can also be regarded as an iterative product of the dung stirring rod.
Now the toilet can not only control the temperature, automatically sense, but also clean pp! How successful the iteration is!
0 1. Don't feel relaxed.
Many times, when you understand something, your eyes understand it, but your hands are still useless.
Otherwise, Mr. Han Han wouldn't have said that after listening to a lot of truth, he still couldn't live a good life.
You don't have to be qualified to be a muck. You said irritating.
The king flew into a rage at this.
Remember what I said before, everyone has his own fixed social circle, and so does business.
Nothing unusual, after all, birds of a feather flock together.
Ordinary people may find it hard to forget, but I am a mixer. What am I afraid of? I just sent you chrysanthemums today. I want to listen to them in your dinner.
Is this shameful? No shame, this is an effort to achieve the goal.
Just like Gou Jian, the King of Yue, and Han Xin, whose legs were humiliated, is touching and admirable!
Isn't this the law of the jungle? Those who can adapt stay, and those who can't adapt are eliminated.
If you, like Miss Han Da, don't understand human sufferings, in your imagination, riders can live in luxury houses, and everyone is as rich and happy as themselves, that's a joke.
After all, summer insects are not ice. Yes, I am the little insect.
02. Don't fantasize
Why do most people know a lot of truth and seem to be able to say a lot about many things and have countless opinions? They are super powerful people!
But reality is just rhetoric.
Five words explain this kind of person: daydreaming, homesick.
As a muck, you can't have too many ideas.
There is a saying in the book "Anti-Internal Friction":
Behind the chaotic cognition ... but not doing it ... is endless self-struggle.
As a mixer, why do you need so many dreams? You should realize that you are still very ordinary at present, and you have no dream value. You don't have to bear the corresponding pressure and think so many useless things.
The time and energy we spend on the right things will bear fruit one day.
It is worthwhile to work hard on the right thing. If things are done, of course, everyone is happy. If not, it is the experience accumulated for the next time.
No one can predict what he will look like, who he will contact and what kind of fate he will be in ten years.
The world's magnetic field is changing, science and technology are progressing, and the per capita education level is improving.
Patiently work hard on the right thing, and be a stirring rod that works secretly.
Don't be afraid of being used.
When I was still at school, a boy who was one year younger than me talked to me about the manager of their company.
He suddenly said, This is my company, and I made all the rules. I can manage as I want, and employees must obey.
I was really shocked at that time. At least at my age, I was shocked to hear this sentence, otherwise I wouldn't remember it for so many years.
After reading this sentence for many years, my heart is very dull. Isn't this the law of social survival?
Who is not a tool man? Who hasn't been used?
It is a unique skill and a valuable skill.
A dung stirring rod used by the emperor has different meanings from a dung stirring rod used by ordinary people.
Enlarge the pattern. Everyone in my pharmacy likes yellow, but it belongs to the emperor!
By the way, change the name: the drugstore pulled by the emperor himself.
Don't get too deep, wake up! You're still just an ordinary shit! I haven't met anyone who can use you.
If you don't want to be led, make yourself qualified to lead others.
04. Enter first, then break.
The first thing to do is to establish the shortest path between you and things.
Let the brain focus directly on how to do "how" from "if".
If you want to be a troublemaker, do it. I'm proud of it. I'm proud of it.
At least have the courage to leave nutrients in the trunk and make a choice.
In most cases, it is face that restricts the actions of adults.
I am 40 years old. I want to eat popsicles on the road, not ice cream assassins, but cheap popsicles.
Maybe I was a little embarrassed, but I went to dinner and didn't cause any trouble. Even the stick was thrown into the trash can. I just want to prove that I have taken a big step in self-discipline.
Walking on the road and wanting to sing is not quite in line with my shy personality, but I just sang.
Ass determines vision. Don't talk all day without practice.
How can people who are going up the mountain have the courage to laugh at people who are going down the mountain after reaching the top?
That's why I want to enter this industry, even if my current use value is not high enough.
But the dung-stirring stick will summarize itself and iterate itself.
In the past, people wiped their bottoms with wood, now they measure their bottoms with paper, and in the future they will wipe their bottoms with robots.
From this logical point of view, the robot may be the iterative product of the feces stirring rod.
Unless you don't have to wipe your ass in the future, the dung stirring stick will always exist.
As a representative of the shit-stirring rod industry, I have to mention Teacher Luo here. Some people say that Mr. Luo is an industry troublemaker, some people say that Mr. Luo is a sprayer, and some people say that Mr. Luo is a cynic and a person with dreams.
Because you don't know what this man is thinking or what he is afraid to do.
Teacher Luo really wants to go in and break the game. Although the result is not broken now, it has gone bankrupt, but we must believe that a persistent entrepreneur like Mr. Luo will one day be able to complete his ideal.
The vested interests are trying to stabilize the game, and Lao Luo is desperately living with the vested interests.
Sometimes I think that a life like Teacher Luo is really happy, full of twists and turns, full of waves, stirring up storms.
How is steel tempered? Just like Teacher Luo!
Always remind myself that I don't want to be a dung stirring stick, because I don't deserve to be a dung stirring stick. I am the lucky one in this era.
I don't despise people who dare to be dung beetles.
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Good book sharing this week
Recently, I am reading Little Habits written by Dr. BJ Fogg of Stanford University. This book can solve the problem of internal friction well. Bottom line: Small changes that change everything. Share it with everyone.
I will open this book and read it with you.
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