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What is the funniest joke?
Sanzang: I like dogs best. Wukong: I like monkeys. Bajie: I like sows. Jason Wu: I like whatever you like. Xiao Bai: Have a taste. I like Sanzang dressed as a dog best.
Sanzang: Riding is really tiring. Wukong: Change? How interesting it is to beg. Bajie: Change? How romantic it is to lead a horse. Jason Wu: Change? Carry a load and exercise more. Xiao Bai: Change? How romantic it is to be ridden. Sanzang: OK, at night.
(1). Wukong caught a demon and begged for mercy. Sanzang: Can this woman dance? The goblin danced for a while. Sanzang: Can you sing? The goblin sang another song. Sanzang: All right, Wukong, suit yourself.
(2) Wukong has caught another demon. Sanzang: Can you dance? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Can you sing? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Can you massage? The goblin is speechless. Sanzang: Well, you're not worth living.
(3) Wukong has caught another demon. Sanzang: Can you dance, sing and massage? Goblin: Yes. Bajie: He seems to be a man. Sanzang: Wukong, abuse him first and then deal with it. It is a waste of my feelings.
Sanzang: It turns out that lying is more comfortable than sitting. Wukong: Don't fart if your ass is swollen. Bajie: Sanzang runs really fast. Jason Wu: Afraid of being kicked. Xiao Bai: I can't move fast. If someone kicks his ass, the smelly monk will spank me.
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