Who has a joke about Journey to the West?

Wukong: "What is your ideal?"

Tang Priest: "My ideal is to go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures and educate all living beings."

Bajie: "If you have an ideal and a goal, I will give it to you."

Wukong: "According to my major, I can only give you nothing."

Friar Sand: "Brother, Master is right, right!"

Wukong: "Congratulations, you have succeeded."