Laughter is a sedative with no side effects

? What should I write about today? Let’s share some jokes.

? Grasso said: Laughter is a sedative with no side effects.

? Curve the corners of your mouth and worry less.

⊙Child: "Why do you wipe me with a cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. They have to wipe your butt first, and then it won't hurt anymore." Child: "But why do I still feel pain?" Father: "That's because your butt is too drunk."

⊙A whale was found dead on the grassland of East Yorkshire, England, a full mile from the nearest coastline 800 meters away! There are no man-made or natural scars on its body... It is speculated that it hoped to return to the sea by rolling after being stranded, but unfortunately it rolled in the wrong direction... Please be kind to every road idiot around you.

⊙I just saw a handsome guy riding a big motorcycle with a roaring sound, long hair, and big sunglasses, riding through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. It was so fast and so handsome! It was just a bit ugly when it was carried into the ambulance.

⊙Some people are good-looking, some are ugly, and some people are in between, very ugly.

⊙At the class reunion, I said to the teacher: "Teacher, I must give you a toast. You were so kind to me back then. You asked me if I understood after every question." Teacher: " In fact, I think that if you understand, everyone will understand..."

? ⊙A beggar came up to me carrying a broken bowl and said: "Please, help me. "His hands kept shaking. I hesitated for a moment, then helped him carry it for a while.

? ⊙You have never been good at anything, and you have done the best in causing trouble for others.

? ⊙Do not abuse rhetorical techniques in life, especially rhetorical questions. When I first went to get a haircut, the water used to wash my hair was a bit hot, so I casually said, "Can it be hotter?" Then I almost got burned into a plate of pork head.

? ⊙If you can’t blush when you say goodbye, can you still blush? ——Stop talking nonsense, why don’t you pay me back?!

? ⊙My hair has started to fall out recently, My friend comforted me and said it was because of the change of seasons, but I always felt that production might be discontinued.

Hahaha, Huang Si’s natal family is full of flowers, my laughing point is a bit low. Hee hee hee, all the jokes are from reading books, hip-hop gangs, jokes, and the list of laughing gods... It is a must-have for the development of sand sculptures and is worth having.