The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

1. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

I can't believe that you have the cheek to lie.

Now send "I love you" to 10086, and she will reply "I love you too"

Conductor, give me a ticket to 20xx. My wife lost it there. ...

6. Men want you to be a good person and use yours, so I don't have to feel bad anymore.

7. We, as long as the ending is comedy, no matter how tragic the process is.

8.—— Every time I receive the lucky money, I pretend to be embarrassed to push it around. In fact, I am really afraid of being pushed away.

9. If I tell you to go out, you go out. I don't know if I can come and hold on tight. This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen.

10. A sentence "I feel sick". Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "

1 1. Have you ever seen everything others say but never commented?

12. Good people stand up and say, I'm used to it. What's the matter?

13. I will envy those who speak simply and comment a lot.

14. I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday. . .

15. I am not afraid of spending Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that you will spend it with others. ...

16. You are simply a 4, except 2 or 2, minus 2 or 2, which is really 2 plus 2, minus 2 plus 1 2s, twice as much as 2!

17. I hate that I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was "Oh" and "Hehe". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

18. I am very simple. -As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

19. I play computer too much and want to fast-forward while watching TV. ...

20. Sorry, I can't see what you want.

2 1. I have a dream. There are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 20 points for each space.

22. Be scolded four times a day. If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet after I get up. Don't read for a day, don't sleep at night. Who was shot?

23. You also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

I admire my deskmate, who has the best deskmate in the world.

25. If you are old, you will retire. Don't insist. Do you know how many families Saner destroyed?

26. The person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone easily.

27. The best friend is another self.

Pointing at her, he said to his brothers: I must marry her in the future, and none of you should come to my wedding unless it is her.

29. Every couple was a fool before they fell in love, but they all became poets after being dumped.

30. Everyone who wants to start school has people in the school. I don't want to start school! ! !

3 1. My hair is different every morning. Either Saiyan or Altman.

32. How many people express their feelings under the guise of lyrics?

33. You said I was your Youlemei. Well, I'm worth 3.50 yuan.

34. Bajie, you are reading the teacher's signature again. .

35. Even I have to translate your screen name into English when I see it changing again and again.

36. My future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he would not find me now!

37. The flower seller smiled yesterday, the hotel owner smiled today, the drugstore owner smiled tomorrow, and the woman's hospital owner smiled three weeks later.

38. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone during my self-study. The whole school was blacked out and then white light came from you.

39. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

40. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

4 1. There's always a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

42. In fact, February 14 is April Fool's Day and April 1 is Valentine's Day. How many people cheat others with sweet words in February 14, 4. 1 Tell the truth with jokes as an excuse?

43. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas Day and New Year's Day alone. I can live alone if I have the ability to take the exam.

44. Why does it take two people's consent to like someone, but only 1 person to break up?

A beautiful passage describing the teacher's class

Chinese teacher: He is of medium build. His black hair always makes people feel clean. He always comes to the classroom door before the bell rings. The bell rang, and he came, wearing the same jacket and clean, with only two pieces of chalk in his hand. He walked unhurriedly to the pulpit and gently put a piece of chalk on the pulpit for fear of breaking it. Then, with a smile on his face, he looked up at his classmates with talking eyes, and then put his gaunt hand with chalk behind his back and walked into the alley, as if to see how the classmates prepared before class. His smile tells us that the students are very obedient and good! There is no sound at this time.

Math teacher: The math teacher went straight to the classroom with the bell that just rang. His every step seems so steady that it seems that he is calculating the distance from the office to our classroom with his steps. As soon as he stepped onto the podium, he put the triangle on the lecture table. His career made him suddenly find those guys who love to skip classes in his class, and then said, "monitor, tell me about those who didn't come." There was a faint laugh from below.

The teacher is preparing lessons there. Where did he write and draw when he was studying? When thinking, my right hand holds my head and my left hand doodles a little. When he was excited, he gestured in the air with his hands, his arms slightly bent, and his fingers made strange shapes, as if the world were in his hands; Then he turned and left his seat, frowning, and stopped to meditate for a long time from time to time, as if he were solving a worldwide problem.

This morning, Miss Li asked some students to write paragraph 3.4 of lesson 1 silently on the blackboard. After that, let's read it together. When we were studying hard in some places, Miss Li asked us to stop. He gave us a demonstration. When reading I'm Happy, Miss Li sounded like Hong Zhong. She is full of enthusiasm. It is like a fire, igniting the passion of everyone in our class. I saw Miss Li's hands spread out to both sides, like an eagle spreading its wings. When I read "I'm scared, too", my voice suddenly dropped a lot, and my hands clung to my chest, like I was scared, and my expression was very good. He is very attractive to read! Teacher Li's feelings are also changing with the article. His reading sound is like beautiful music, which fascinates us. Miss Li likes both professional actors and bandleaders. ...

Her first opening remark on the podium was: "Hey, why are you still making trouble?" The student turned his head and looked blankly. "Is this a playground?" "Didn't you hear the bell?" "What a shame!" A student suddenly stood up and said, "Teacher, he peed his pants." At this time, both teachers and students were silent. A boy said slowly, "Teacher, he is afraid of you ..." The teacher immediately took over and said, "What are you afraid of? Who is he afraid of? " "It was so noisy just now. Are you afraid now?" "Go, go, the monitor will help me." "Let's start our class." Everyone dared not look up, holding books in both hands, the cat hunched its back, lowered its head and lit a chair on its ass, pretending to wait for class. When the teacher picked up the chalk and wrote the topic on the blackboard, the students looked at the student who peed his pants askew. ...

You walk up to the podium with a straight face every day, and our happy mood after class is destroyed again. How I wish you could smile at the moment! At the beginning of the class, you were frowning all the time and suddenly woke up a classmate who was absent-minded to answer the question. Classmates Zhang Er and Shang are at a loss, and the answer is wrong. The teacher suddenly flew into a rage and asked him what was wrong. "The students in the back told me," he explained. The class burst into laughter, but the teacher didn't laugh. He still frowned and stared at us like an arrow. We had to shut up immediately and sit quietly. At this time, how we hope the teacher can smile! In this way, your unhappiness and your classmates' carelessness may drift away in a smile, and the distance between us and you will become closer because of this smile.

A collection of quotations praising the teacher's performance in class

1 Collection of quotations from Teacher Ban Zan's appearance. Although I am not your best student, you are my best teacher. Although I am not your best student, you are my best teacher. I wish you all the best and have a good mood every day.

2. Some people make chicken essence, others make monosodium glutamate, and you cultivate human essence. With you, mankind will have a bright future.

3. Who-who led us into the spacious classroom and taught us a wealth of knowledge? It is you! Teacher! With your hard sweat, you have nurtured the tender seedlings that have just broken ground in spring. Who is it-educating naughty people into people who can help others? It is you! Teacher! Your care is like a warm spring breeze, which warms our hearts. Your protection makes us grow up healthily. The autumn season is fruitful. You have worked hard! Teacher!

The teacher is a diligent gardener, cultivating the flowers of the motherland.

The teacher's spring breeze bathes my heart every day. A good teacher is better than thousands of books.

6. The teacher is a mountain, tall and straight; Teachers are loose and green; The teacher is an eagle, taking me off; The teacher is an umbrella to shelter us from the wind and rain. On the occasion of Teachers' Day, I wish our teachers a happy holiday and good health!

7. I didn't know my value until I experienced the storm; You don't know your greatness until you succeed; Thank you, my respected teacher!

8. Teachers have an infinite chest and inexhaustible treasures. From Confucianism to quality guidance, from flying dust to surfing the Internet, from "smelly Laojiu" to "teacher", teachers have gone through a difficult and muddy road, but the more they fight, the stronger they get.

9. Teachers are like sunshine, shining our growth with his brilliance; Teachers are like candles, burning their youth and inspiring us to move forward; Teachers are like spring silkworms, spitting out what they know and teaching us knowledge!

10. Teacher, you are a candle, sacrificing yourself and illuminating others; Teacher, you are a gardener. You have worked hard to grow flowers. Teacher, you are a silkworm, binding yourself and warming the world.

1 1. Days rise and fall, and the next class of students come and go. What remains unchanged is your deep love and bright smile. Teacher, it took a storm to know his own value; You won't know your greatness until you succeed!

12. Beautiful and warm school, peaches and plums are always in bloom, books are constantly playing, singing and laughing. Hard-working gardeners, tireless teaching, batch after batch, let the young eagles fly high. Teacher's Day, I wish my beloved teachers a happy holiday and a happy life!

13. Teacher, your care has filled my student days, and the days with you are like spring breeze and spring rain!

14. Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful flowers of the soul bloom? Ah, teacher, engineer of human soul, who is not praising you!

15. Teachers are like angels, trees, sunshine and gardeners, and I will never forget their kindness.

16. I want to look into your eyes again and let my passion rekindle my dream. I want to listen to your lecture again, so that knowledge can give me wings to fly again.

17. Teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating us. Rats sometimes take care of us just like their mothers. Teacher, you have worked hard. Thank you!

18. Teacher, your efforts will be rewarded and your selfless dedication will be praised. Those of us who are thirsty for knowledge will certainly achieve something!

19. You sent me into a colorful world, and you brought me into an infinite world ... Teacher, my heart is calling you and saluting you.

20. One year is Teachers' Day. Simple greetings to my favorite teacher. I wish you all a happy holiday, all the best, good health, happy family, and peaches and plums all over the world. All your children love you. A short message written with heart, a title that can be interpreted for a lifetime, a festival that can be rendered with love, and a blessing that can be expressed with deep affection: Teacher, Teacher's Day is here, I wish you good health and a happy holiday!

Collection of quotations praising the appearance of class 2 teachers 2 1. Your voice has been ringing in my ears, and I have never forgotten your teachings. The knowledge you gave makes my life smooth. I sincerely thank the hardworking gardener and wish you a happy holiday.

22. Send a cup of iced black tea in summer and let it take away your heat; Send a cup of hot Lulu in winter to keep you warm; Send a cup of happiness at this time, I wish you Pepsi! I hope today is sunny and tomorrow will be better!

23. A piece of chalk, written through the ages; Clean hands can be called honest and clean; Teachers, engineers of human souls, are the most sacred profession in the world. On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I would like to send my most sincere wishes: Teacher, you have worked hard, and I wish you a happy holiday.

24. Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how can so many perfect flowers of the soul bloom? Teacher, the engineer of human soul, who won't praise you?

25. Teachers are our second parents! Our parents gave birth to us, and our teachers educated us!

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die; Every night, the candle will cry dry the wick.

27. How sacred candles are! Life is precious, and candles also understand that the burning of flame represents the death of life. But it still leads people forward with its faint light. And the teacher, like this "tiny" candle, wrote a magnificent symphony for us with his youth and sweat. "Magnificent" music affects our growth, and the ink notes represent the teacher's affectionate introduction to us.

28. Teacher, you are the designer of the grand blueprint of the motherland and are engaged in the most glorious cause. You are a candle that doesn't shed tears, and a spring silkworm that spins silk for itself! Teacher, you are a bright light in my life. Without your guidance, I can only continue to grope in the dark.

29. Teacher, you are a lush leaf. You protect our future flowers and bones with your strong body. You are never stubborn to you. You always give yourself silently. For your students and your mission, you would rather be a green leaf than a red flower. You want to use your own ability to polish the dawn of this world and let students' dreams fly higher and farther.

30. Clap your hands and twist your waist to wish the teachers a happy holiday; On the playground, I gave the teacher a hug after running. Activity room, dance, remember to attend class carefully. The festival has arrived, and the information has arrived. Happy holidays to teachers!

3 1. You warm every classmate's heart with fire-like emotions, countless hearts are stirred by you, and even your back is condensed with fiery eyes.

Today, when the first sunshine of summer shines into your window, it is the students' deep blessing: Happy holidays, teacher!

33. Who gave us polite language? Who taught us the philosophy of life? Who teaches us how to be a man? It is you! Hard gardener! May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May happy years be with you forever.

34. Touch a sincere heartstring, remember the bitterness of growing up, you will never part on the road to success, dear teacher, I wish you happiness forever!

35. It is your educational art that makes us interested in composition! You are as loving as a mother and as close as a friend. You are a good teacher in my heart, and I will love you forever!

36. We have moved from naivety to maturity and from ignorance to civilization. It is you who lit up my way forward with the torch of life.

37. In the garden of education, the blooming of flowers is inseparable from the dedication of the gardener's love; Autumn orchard, fruitful, can not be separated from the cultivation of the soul of the water.

38. It was you who lit up my way forward with the torch of life. I want to say to you from the bottom of my heart: thank you, teacher!

39. Do you know, teacher, your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will always be young, radiant and full of peaches and plums!

40. Love is education. Without love, there is no education.

Teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating others.

42. On our way from naivety to maturity and from ignorance to civilization, you have cleared the way for us with the torch of life.

43. Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship. Your teacher's love is the greatest and cleanest in the world. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

44. Teacher, you are the sower of this hope and happiness!

45. On the journey of life, you lit the light of hope for me, enriched my soul and increased my wisdom. Thank you! The teacher wishes you health forever! Have fun! Happiness!

46. You are a charcoal fire in winter, a stepping stone in the turbulent flow under the shade of trees in hot summer, and a lighthouse in the foggy sea-teacher, you set an example, educate people well, and be a ladder, which is unforgettable!

I am not your best student, but you are my most respected teacher. In your festival, I want to pay high tribute to you.

48. On this special day, I want to say to my teacher: Happy Teachers' Day! May you be healthier and happier in the future!

Teacher, you have taught us with your life why we should pursue, why we should dream and why we should surpass ourselves. Teacher, you left the most beautiful smile to this beautiful world. You are the most beautiful myth in our hearts.

50. Teachers are mothers, the greatest mothers besides the earth.

5 1. You respect sincerity and honesty, which is regarded as the rule of life. You are a model in the eyes of our students.

52. Your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as a clear spring.

53. You are like a candle. Although thin, it has heat and light, illuminating others and exhausting itself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable. The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as cordial as a gurgling stream and as exciting as a rushing river.

54. Your voice and smile always flash in front of my eyes; You are a kind of character and personality, which will always be treasured in the depths of my memory. Ah, teacher-the engineer of human soul, only this glorious name has as rich and profound connotation as the sea and blue sky!

55. Teacher, you have created a warm group with love. In our collective, there is laughter, singing and sunshine every minute.

I graduated as soon as I closed my eyes and opened them. Now I am standing outside the campus, recalling the past scenes, which are vivid and unforgettable. I miss the teacher who taught me knowledge, and now I'm going to retire. I want to say happy holidays and happy life to my teacher!

57. Teaching and educating people is full of peaches and plums; Teach people to do things for the world; Teach people integrity!

In the past, you planted the seeds of knowledge in my heart. Today, I have my scientific research achievements-teacher, this is your harvest!

59. Teachers are kindling, igniting the fire in students' hearts; Teachers are stone steps, carrying students to climb steadily step by step. The teacher wishes you a happy National Day!

I am not your best student, but you are my most respected teacher. In your festival, I want to pay high tribute to you.

The hilarious quotations of teachers in class after 1980s.

After 80, they basically put themselves into work. When I went to college a few years ago, the instructor was a post-80 s graduate, and he was very nice! Speak humorously, there is no generation gap, and it is really lucky to have a post-80 s teacher! Let's take a look at the funny quotations of the post-80 s teachers. .

1, you stand on the blackboard!

2, you are a dead cat meets a blind mouse!

3, the tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

4, this is really unforgivable!

5. Go your own way and let others go. Times; Chasing girls is such a personality! Shy;

9. Choose A for the first multiple-choice question. Don't choose A to come to me. Shy;

1 1, absent-minded students, try to make mistakes within 8 seconds.

12, I was caught in the heavy rain (enviable English thinking)

13, this dotted line, the closer you draw.

14, the feelings that cannot be erased with an eraser are so deep. Shy;

18, how dare you challenge the system! ! ! This is stupid.

Cherish every post-80s teacher around you! They are all running dogs ~

19, these two bad pictures on the test paper hellip; Proves the retrogression of printing in China.

20. Physics teacher:

2 1, this question is the examination question in 2000. 200000?

22. The man also smiled, and the woman smiled so sweetly that she swam eastward from head to tail.

23, this thing is called electroscope, which is very famous, even more famous than the teacher ... ldquo Everyone must use it while wasting time. hellip

27. Why can't you do this problem? I just can't figure it out, even more than the college entrance examination.

28. Well, don't delay! Lest you say I won't come to class, I won't leave after class!

29. I don't even know how to ask you questions. I'm afraid you won't. It will hurt you.

30. teacher mdash tortured soul engineer! I won't stop until I torture you!

3 1. Students who made mistakes in this question go home and look in the mirror to see if the person in the mirror has eyes.

If the students who gossip can be as quiet as those who read extracurricular books, they will not disturb the students who sleep next to them.

33. You are distracted. This ... This class is too hard for me. You are distracted and your soul is gone. I have to help you summon your soul ~

34. We want to thank bacteria and microorganisms. Without them, the earth would be covered with the bodies of the past, and the appearance of your ancestors 100 generations is still vivid.