A 30-word joke.

1. When I struggle with life, life says, "What courage?" Then press me to the ground and rub me wildly.

2. The vegetable rice cooked at night, the cute baby next door said at a glance: Uncle, the vegetable rice you cooked is not delicious at first sight. I said, it's delicious He said: I don't believe it. I won't know until you let me taste a bowl. After eating a small bowl, I asked: Is it delicious? He said: not bad, I want to praise your cooking, you have to give me another bowl. Me. . .

When I was young, I liked catching bees. Every time I catch one, I stick a hole in the bee's stomach and suck hard. Don't say the honey in my belly is delicious! Later, I grew up slowly. After school, the teacher told me that it was a mung bean fly.

My grandfather was bitten by a spider, and he looked depressed, so I was going to get him some ointment, but just before I left the room, I heard him say that at this age, I really can't take responsibility as Spider-Man.

On the bus, a father said to his son, "I can't beat your mother at that age." I can beat your grandmother at the age of twelve! " A buddy next to him shouted at his father, "Is this how you educate your children? Will you be a father! " The man paused and said, "I said badminton!" " "The elder brothers suddenly a face of impulse to die!

6, this month's performance is not good, originally prepared to eat soil. But I never expected that the sudden heavy snow changed my food.

7. Mature adults are not picky eaters. Mature adults will say: this can not be eaten, it will be allergic.

8. How poor am I? I have an echo when I talk to my wallet now.

9. I was sick before and pursued love. I'm fine now, and I want to get rich overnight.

10, although I have no skills, there are many people who look down on me.

1 1, because of my good work in Death, I was rated as a writer.

12, scientists use astronomical telescopes to explore the boundaries of the universe, while I use my growing body.

13, I always thought my parents didn't like me very much. Until my 17 birthday, they gave me a bunch of keys. I was surprised and asked, "Wow! Is it? Car? " "No, you stay and look after the house-we're going on a trip."