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The story of ancient famous doctors
1. Psychotherapy
Hua Tuo is good at applying psychological therapy to treat diseases. A county guard was seriously ill, and Hua Tuo went to see him. The county magistrate asked Hua Tuo to diagnose and treat him. Hua Tuo said to the magistrate's son:
Your father's illness is different from ordinary diseases. There is congestion in his abdomen. He should be provoked and asked to remove the congestion. Spit it out, it will cure his illness, otherwise he will die. Can you tell me all the wrong things your father has done? I sent a message rebuking him.
The county governor’s son said: If my father’s disease can be cured, what can’t be said? So, he told Hua Tuo all the unreasonable things his father had done for a long time.
Hua Tuo wrote a letter denounced by the county governor and left it behind. After reading the letter, the county governor was furious and sent an officer to arrest Hua Tuo. However, when he failed to catch Hua Tuo, the county governor was furious and vomited out a liter of Hua Tuo. If there is more black blood, his illness will be cured.
2. Bian Que changed his mind
Lu Gonghu and Zhao Qiying had minor illnesses, so they asked Bian Que to treat their illnesses together. Bian Que said to Gonghu: "Your ambition You have a strong body but are weak, you have a plan but are not decisive, Qi Ying, you have a weak ambition but a good body, you have no plans but are too persistent, it would be better if your hearts could be exchanged."< /p>
Bian Que made the two of them drink medicinal wine, and they were unconscious for many days. He cut open their chests and found their hearts, placed them interchangeably, and then gave them the magic medicine, so the two passed away. He woke up after a while and was as healthy as before. Later, the two of them said goodbye to Bian Que and went home.
3. Resurrection from the dead
Once Bian Que arrived in the Guo Kingdom and heard that the prince of the Guo Kingdom had died suddenly within half a day and had not yet been buried. So he rushed to the palace gate and told the concubine that he could resurrect the prince. The concubine thought that what he said was nonsense. There was no reason for resurrection after death.
Bian Que sighed and said: "If you don't believe me, you can try to examine the prince. You should be able to hear the ringing in his ears, see that his nose is swollen, and there is still a feeling of warmth from his thighs to his vagina. "Hearing this, the concubine hurriedly entered the palace to report. Guojun was shocked and came out to greet Bian Que himself.
Bian Que said: "The disease that the prince suffered from is the so-called 'Xi Jue'. Humans accept the two qi of yin and yang between heaven and earth. The prince's yin and yang qi are now out of balance, and the internal and external qi are blocked, and the upper and lower qi are blocked, causing the prince's qi and pulse to become chaotic, his face is completely pale, he has lost consciousness, and his appearance is as quiet as death, but in fact he is not dead."
Bian Que ordered his disciples. Assist in first aid with acupuncture and prick the Prince's three Yang and Five Hui acupoints. Soon the prince really woke up. Bian Que added and subtracted the prescription again, making the prince sit up. He also used the decoction to adjust the yin and yang. After more than 20 days, the prince's illness was cured.
After this incident came out, people said that Bian Que had the unique skill of bringing the dead back to life.
4. Prescribe the right medicine to the case
Zhang Zhongjing was famous in medicine. He also treated his colleagues humbly and lost no opportunity to learn from other doctors.
In the past, some doctors only passed down their medical skills to their own children and grandchildren, and generally did not pass them on to others. At that time, there was a famous doctor named Shen Huai in Nanyang. He was over seventy years old and had no children. He felt melancholy all day long, unable to eat or sleep, and gradually became sick with worry.
The local doctors all shrank when they came to treat Shen Huai. No one can take good care of the old gentleman's illness. It's getting heavier. After Zhang Zhongjing found out, he rushed to Shen Huai's house.
Zhang Zhongjing examined the patient's condition and diagnosed it as a disease caused by worry. He immediately prescribed a prescription, using one pound each of grains and flour to make pills, coated with cinnabar on the outside, and asked the patient to take them in one meal.
When Shen Huai found out, he felt funny! He ordered his family to hang pills made from whole grains and flour under the eaves, and he would point to the pills and ridicule Zhang Zhongjing when he met everyone.
When relatives came to see him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the prescription Zhang Zhongjing gave me. Who has ever seen that whole grains can cure diseases? A joke! A joke!"
When a friend came to see him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the prescription Zhang Zhongjing gave me. Who can eat five kilograms of noodles in one meal? How funny! Funny!"
The doctor who was traveling with him came. When he looked at him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the medicine Zhang Zhongjing gave me. I have been treating patients for decades, but I have never heard of it. Hee hee! Hee hee!" It's ridiculous that he only thinks about this. , all worries and worries were forgotten, and the illness was cured unconsciously.
At this time, Zhang Zhongjing came to visit him and said, "Congratulations, sir, on your recovery! The student is brave." When Shen Huai heard this, he suddenly understood, admiring and feeling ashamed at the same time.
Zhang Zhongjing then said: "Sir, we are doctors just to benefit the people, cure diseases and prolong life. Mr. has no children, aren't we young people your children? Why worry about successors?" No one?"
After hearing this, Shen Huai felt that it made sense and was very moved. From then on, he taught all his medical skills to Zhang Zhongjing and other young doctors.
5. The origin of "Tang"
When Zhang Zhongjing was the governor of Changsha, an epidemic was prevalent, and many poor people came to seek medical treatment. He was contrary to the lordly style of feudal officials. He always welcomed those who came to seek medical treatment warmly, diagnosed and treated them attentively, and never refused.
At first, he treated people in the back hall or in his own home after handling official duties. Later, as more and more people came to treat patients, he was overwhelmed, so he simply moved the clinic. When he arrived at the Changsha lobby, he sat in public for consultation, setting a precedent for a famous doctor to sit in the lobby. His move has been passed down as a legend through the ages.
Later, in order to commemorate Zhang Zhongjing, people called doctors who sat in pharmacies to treat diseases as "sitting doctors". These doctors also named their pharmacies "XX Tang Pharmacy", which is how the name "Tang" of traditional Chinese medicine shops came from.
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