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Blogs often talk about making sofas. What’s the meaning of this sentence?

Incomplete records of popular new vocabulary

Khan〕①Interjection, adjective. The feeling of embarrassment, helplessness, and speechlessness after being shocked. ② I feel inferior and feel inferior. Can be used as a verb.

[Variation]: In order to intensify the shuddering sense of shock and fear, it is often transformed into "cold".

Example sentences: ①The original poster has a very strong point of view, really~. ②You can pick up girls this way, me~.

Unlike China’s first generation of Internet fans who are keen on domestic products such as “depend” and “cut”, the users of “Khan”, as a new force coming from behind, are better at appropriationism and converting imported products into Modify it and use it for your own use.

〔Ting〕The literal translation in English is up, which is used as a verb. It means to use force to prop up an object to prevent it from sinking.

Example: Good article, I~, I will~ again, let’s all~.

Being born in BBS, the neat arrangement from top to bottom in each forum is doomed that posts that lack support will soon be reduced from the top floor to the foundation. "Top" is undoubtedly the best way to seize advantageous terrain. On the crowded Internet, if you want to make a difference and become famous, it depends on how many people are willing to support you automatically and consciously.

〔Halo〕①Interjection. Describes the feeling of dizziness after being stimulated. ②Verb. The moment of collapse due to shock due to being unable to bear the stimulation.

Example sentences: ① Strong writing, I can’t understand a single word, ~. ②It turns out that there is no MM in this forum, me~

The best example of part-of-speech deconstruction. The heaviness of the brain became a sigh of relief online, and we didn't actually faint. There are many things that can make people faint: getting fired, having a girlfriend taken away... But we don't dare to faint easily, we can only pretend to be strong and face it with all our strength.

〔cut〕 particle. To express disdain and disdain for things.

Example: ~, you think I won’t recognize you if you wear a vest.

Express your dissatisfaction safely and reliably. In addition to achieving your goal, you will not provoke the other party to counterattack, and you can escape unscathed. This is the effect of "cut". Although "reliance" is powerful, it is difficult to grasp the appropriateness and can easily cause future troubles. The low profile and concealed effect of "cut" can avoid future drawbacks.

[Diving] Hide in the dark with an anonymous attitude, hiding your identity. Use as verb.

Example: Everyone comes out to post. I strongly despise the people in the forum. Those who report will be rewarded.

The "divers" who are unmoved in the forum are never a minority. In reality, the majority of people are cautious. To avoid doing too much and making too many mistakes under pressure, and to avoid office politics, we begin to choose to do nothing. Even in a virtual society, we always adhere to "safety first" and "diving" makes sense.

[Flash] ①It means to avoid and leave. ②Adjective, metaphor for gorgeous and dazzling things.

Example sentences: ① I can’t stand it anymore, you continue, I’m done. ②GG bought me a super diamond ring, I was very excited.

An elegant avoidance gesture. Faced with insurmountable difficulties, we find it difficult to fight and unwilling to bear them. The usual choice is to avoid them. Unlike pure avoidance, "dodge" allows you to maintain your grace, maintain your dignity, and exit gracefully. We can also show disdain for things we disdain and then retreat. Our attitude toward Sister Furong was unified and neat.

〔Hang〕①The death of the character in the game. ②Failed at something.

Example sentences: ①The Internet speed is too slow today, I have tried it N times! ② If you skip class, you will skip class, but if you do it, you will be very embarrassed.

The origin of hanging is unknown, but its popular spread in spoken language has indeed reached an unprecedented level. Failure in the game is called failure, and failing in the exam is called failure. Some friends may even tell you in an understatement that he almost failed because of a car accident today.

[Inverted] interjection. Refers to expressing shock at something, derived from the body's lying down action after suffering a serious blow.

Example: That’s okay too! ~!

When someone leaves a comment after a post with only the word "inverted", what do you see? The first thing that comes to mind is a scene of someone falling to the ground after a severe blow, perhaps frothing at the mouth. A simple word, but it presents a continuous and vivid visual image.

[Sofa] is the first to speak in forum posts.

Example: I finally grabbed this post~!

Searching for sofas, this kind of mindless complacency, has become the most popular activity among netizens. People always hide themselves in reality and express themselves online. Of course, fun is one thing, but no one can deny that Internet popularity and Yanguo’s name have brought an unwarranted sense of accomplishment to netizens.

〔Fans〕 transliterated noun. Someone’s advocate, whose etymology comes from Fans.

Example: I am a fan of Jane Zhang.

To make yourself cute is the urgent desire of everyone in this era. Having an idol means having a bit of pure spirit and good wishes, and "fans" come into being. The clever change of the word "Fans" gives fans a sense of fashion and a lovely pink color.

Super] adverb. The level of expression is extraordinary and extremely high.

Example: I love Taipei’s MRT, it is really convenient.

The usage of "super + adjective/verb" comes from Japanese. The Sino-Japanese Go Tournament in 1980 allowed people to see "super first-class (chess players)" for the first time. More than ten years later, they were full of "super" However, it is regarded as a complete Taiwanese accent and is accepted by young people.

〔Going mad〕① refers to being over-stimulated and losing control of one's emotions. ②Refers to a sudden burst of strength or ruthlessness.

Example: Everyone knows that Tyrannosaurus loves~, which made him almost hidden by the company.

The key to the reason why "go mad" can replace "go mad" and "get angry" is the word "go mad". The fire is as big as a tornado, so it is naturally powerful.

[Mensao] adjective, pseudo-derogatory. Refers to a person who is extremely reserved on the surface but passionate in his heart.

Example: Scorpio people are all ~!

〔Cheating〕①The relationship is not single-minded and one has "one foot in two boats" or even more than one boat. ② Multi-faceted development, such as the development of artists in multiple places, or white-collar workers changing jobs, can be said to be "cheating".

Example: You will be discovered by the company sooner or later.

As "Zhou Hou Lian" was exposed by the media in early 2005, the word "cheating", which could easily be mistaken for a dance move, quickly completed its semantic confirmation in just a few months and became a popular word on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. The most frequently used and hottest buzzwords.

[Xun] adjective. It's a bad way to refer to people or things.

Example: You are such a cool person, how do you make a girl pay for a meal? !

"Xun" is a written language that has existed since ancient times. It means poor or inferior, but it unexpectedly transformed into a buzzword and gained a more vivid meaning.

[Drag] adjective. Arrogant meaning, slightly derogatory. It can also be used as a complimentary word, meaning powerful.

Example: Jay Chou never says ~, he only talks about condolences.

If you want to know what drag is, take a look at the boastful Beijing men. How to make people think that you are very cool, rather than very arrogant, is a technical job. It is said that the best state is to have a little bit of arrogance, which is called personality; but not too arrogant, which is called wisdom.

[Crazy] The Taiwanese pronunciation of lia gong means getting angry, can't stand it, and is about to go crazy.

Example: I’m exhausted after staying up all night to write a manuscript.

It is very graphic. When I think of this word, I can immediately think of a man desperately grabbing his hair or a crab showing its teeth and claws. That is the most vivid image of going crazy.

〔Pig Head〕①A derogatory term used to call people stupid; it is also used to describe people who are ugly. ②The nickname for BF by girls is similar to "silly pig".

Example: You are totally a ~!

Whether "pig head" has a derogatory or a complimentary meaning depends entirely on the user's mood. Although it is a curse word, it is more interesting than directly calling people a pig, and it is a bit of a joke. One joke said that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is a treasure. Another person added that "its name can also be used as a curse."

〔-ing〕verb suffix, indicating the present continuous tense.

Example: I heard that a bonus will be issued soon, I look forward to it~.

I don’t know who first had the idea to transplant the usage of present continuous tense in English grammar into Chinese, using the form of "verb + ing", such as depressed ing, envious ing, etc., to express ongoing actions. or status. This also extends to the use of the past tense, which is used to express actions or states of existence that occurred at a certain time in the past, such as eating (just finished eating). (Yan Yonghe is excerpted from "New Weekly")

The popular vocabulary used by the youth of the times

Exposed to the camera]

Everyone behaves differently in front of the camera . Some people are usually personable and talkative, so they should be very elegant when they are on camera, but the boss of them is a man who is so stunned that he becomes dumbfounded. Some people don't look amazing at ordinary times, but they shine brightly in front of the camera - a special lens. If so-and-so wears new clothes that day, in order to compliment her, people will often shout without feeling bitter: "Wow, she is so beautiful that she will be exposed to the camera!"

[BBS]

Suddenly BBS became synonymous with busty. In fact, there is nothing wrong with BBS. It is natural, healthy, and sexy. The key to the problem is that when many male students talk about BBS, they have a dark mentality. In fact, this is how they call beautiful girls, with a bit of sour grapes and a bit of greed. As for the size of girls It’s not too demanding how it goes. Usually when a beautiful woman who stands out in the audience comes in, the old salt fishes will wink at each other: "Look at BBS."

[Grassroots]

Grassroots are relative. For petty bourgeoisie. He is the kind of poor kid who becomes a family early. Although his ideals are no worse than others and he reads fashionable magazines full of legends about rich people, he just can't get along well - he earns a little money and is always worried about losing his job and losing his job. He is no smarter than others, and he has no way of becoming a new Internet star. The only advantage is that he is down to earth, and he can make do with marrying a pockmarked girl. It's not like some people who only eat meat for two days and then ask for a plate of wild vegetables to relieve their tiredness - as if they are afraid that others will not know how petty bourgeois they are.

〔Powder〕

Even powder is resistant to mud. Seeing this sentence, my parents were confused and extremely angry: It's no good! It's definitely up to no good! Why don't you say it's a good thing transparently? Nothing good can come from being opaque! The New New Humanity said disdainfully: Is it okay to be transparent? Then you wear see-through clothing. The parents beat their chests and stamped their feet: They are wolf cubs who have not grown up yet, so they are kicking the nest. New New Humanity also makes sense: Song Dandan performed a skit at the Spring Festival Gala - My name is Wei Shufen - and my parents laughed like that, I love you so much. No matter how solemn you are, the weight will be reduced after such processing. Sometimes to protect yourself, you can also say: "From now on, I will be the silver (person) of clay."

〔Jiang Zi〕 < /p>

Why is it so purple? The two words "Jiang Zi" must be said together. The most accurate one is Tao Zi, the host of Sanba in the variety show, with his hands spread far apart, his little eyes widened as if he was lovesick, and he curled his lips and said: "Look at a person first, look at the breasts, how can a man be so purple!" But one time I was riding in a business class carriage, and a middle-aged man with a good physique spoke Mandarin from Hong Kong and Taiwan: "I don't understand how things turned out to be so purple..." It made my skin crawl!

〔IT LOOK〕

People in the IT industry dress more casually, such as jeans, cloth shirts, sneakers... They do this randomly at first, but in the eyes of others they look the same. Typical IT dress, even in comedy movies, this is used as a reference - there is such a dialogue in the movie "Shaolin Soccer": "Hao! Brother! Are you doing well recently? Look at your IT look!"

International students/poor students/highly talented students]

Ridiculous remarks on campus. International students naturally refer to repeaters; talented students refer to the weekend beauties who have luxury cars to pick them up, and "talent" also means "wealth"; as for extremely poor students, for example: the students sitting in the first row in the first class in the afternoon A lies down on the table, sleeping and snoring outside. In this situation, if you encounter a spicy teacher, you can't help but pat the student on the head with a book: Come on, are you a very poor student?

〔M friend]

The word MM is somewhat ambiguous. If you don't connect to the girl you met online and don't turn around and run away after being exposed cruelly, you can become a girlfriend.

For example, if Nini is a dinosaur, Robert will be very disappointed when he sees her and never wins her heart again. But sometimes he can have a little intimacy by saying, "I'm in a bad mood today, please help me." and Nini can also reply, " I can’t persuade you, I’m depressed because no one is dating me.” I complained a little, this is my friend M.

〔Moldy Girl〕

For a while, the word "beauty" became very popular, and everyone would call them beautiful. For GG, it's "calling her name to quench her thirst", for MM, it's a compliment. However, there are too many times that the name is not worthy of the name, and GGs also feel very angry. It is like being off the Internet. When a "dinosaur" meets a "toad", they will inevitably feel sad and angry. From now on, calling her "bad girl" and "beautiful girl" with the same sound when meeting each other would not offend the petty bitch, but secretly relieving her anger can be considered a spiritual victory method.

〔Mai Ba〕

When singing in a karaoke hall, what I fear most is meeting Mai Ba—a guy with a duck voice, but he takes the lead in grabbing the remote control, click Click on a long list of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign songs, then hold the microphone tightly and sing loudly. If you spend a night with such a wheat tyrant, you will need ear oil leaking from your ears when you go out. It would be fun if there were several Mai Ba, and it would be interesting to watch them rob each other. The boss takes his subordinates to the karaoke bar. Maybe he likes this kind of Maiba. This kind of person is definitely not weak in grabbing business. If you meet this kind of person on a date, you should be careful. This person definitely never cares about others and is completely self-absorbed.

〔Oh my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear Like you)" without eliciting a surprised look. Old ladies also have their own circle. In this circle, they lament that there are more and more errors in newspapers and magazines, and even "good things" are mistakenly written as "good stuff".

[Love Flu]

Falling in love is contagious, so it is quite appropriate to call it love flu. When you see other people being affectionate and loving each other, you will inevitably be stimulated. Even if you are not stimulated and are single, you still have to passively start looking for a partner. This situation is most typical among people who "live in groups" - schools, clubs, and companies where young people gather. It is said that there was a mass wedding. A hundred couples went to the suburbs to plant concentric trees. A hundred girls acted coquettishly and a hundred boys bowed their heads and became cowards. This made the singles among the staff feel like they were sitting on pins and needles - why didn't I? What if no one loves someone? I vowed to get this thing done when I got back, and I couldn't delay any longer.

[How can a person wander around the world without getting stabbed]

Wherever there are people, there will be right and wrong, no matter how peaceful it seems on the surface. So when comforting others or comforting yourself, I sigh: How can a person wander in the world without getting stabbed? Forget it...

〔Shuai Guo〕

Open QQ some time , a stranger came and said that he was a "handsome guy" and insisted on video chatting with me. I said I don’t want to do it, I’m a dinosaur. This handsome guy refused and said, "It's okay, I've seen a lot of dinosaurs." He asked again, but I still refused. The handsome man was anxious: "Don't be so unsure, okay? I don't dislike you." This kind of spirit of favoring dinosaurs despite knowing that there are dinosaurs makes me unable to resist. Later, when we video-recorded each other, I saw that the boys looked like frogs. Only then did I realize: No wonder people on the Internet are always talking about "handsome pot, handsome pot". It turns out that the word "handsome" is not important, the important thing is pot, and it is the pot that "which pot does not start,".

[Bullshit]

There was a time when McDull was popular. This McDull is extremely stupid, extremely poor, and extremely hopeless. He is a typical grassroots person. Later, another famous comic character Shi Lao Ren came out, who was drawn by the same studio as McDull. The so-called shit grabs people, to put it bluntly, they are just shit. It is said in the comics that the ideal of Shi Lao Ren is to be washed into the sea and float freely - grassroots than grassroots, lower than the bottom. Sometimes you will hear the new and new people say: "I'm just trying to get rid of people, what can you do to me?" In fact, it's a kind of return after the petty bourgeoisie, the middle class, and the superior people became enough in the past few years. Nowadays, not many people flaunt themselves as petty bourgeoisie, but they like to make excuses for others. This is just like entrepreneurs always say that they are the sons of farmers after they become famous, and rich girls like to elope with poor boys.

[Three No's Principles]

People's hearts are not the same as before, and the world is declining. Ten years ago, my brother had only two principles for chasing girls: shamelessness and lifelessness.

Nowadays, these brothers have reached middle age. Their careers have not been successful, their ideals have not been realized, and their consciences have been greatly damaged. Not only are they bad themselves, but they also shamelessly introduce their experiences to the handsome guys in the younger generation: "I used to be young and too real-minded, but now Only after I got married and matured did I understand that I should adhere to the new three no's principles when dealing with girls - don't take the initiative, don't refuse, and don't take responsibility."

[Mother-in-law tattoo]

Little. The fish went to the shopping mall to look at the new products, tried them on and took pictures again and again. They were picky about everything but put them all aside. Finally, when I arrived at the discount area, I quickly grabbed two skirts. On the way back, I told my girlfriend bitterly: "You still have to have some ideals. When I get married and have Beibei, I will definitely get my mother-in-law tattooed to encourage Beibei." After hearing her words, my girlfriend was surprised: "What are you doing? ? Tattoos are no longer popular, now they are all painted in color." Xiaoyu didn't seem to hear it, and gritted his teeth: "I must get it tattooed!" He added after a while, "Get rich!"

< p>〔Friends〕

It is impossible to get along in an online forum without a friend. Even if the truth is on your side, you can't stand up to the courage and power of others who take turns trying to make fun of you. It doesn't matter if he is beaten to a bloody head, he is just afraid that he will be so angry that he vomits blood and dies like Zhou Yu. So you have to find a few people, become friends, and share the same views, so that you can hang out in the world.

[Only Love Strangers] Faye Wong first advocated this, which is certainly true. In addition, there is a scientific reason behind it: the farther away the species is, the more beneficial it is to optimization. The farther away, the better, and the less you know about the other person’s square eyes and round nose, the better. Because of the strangeness, the imagination is as gorgeous and beautiful as a large flame; because of the strangeness, you can be as bold and uninhibited as Madonna, and you can be as small-minded as a guerrilla. Fight and get away with your whole body. (Yan Yonghe is excerpted from "East, West, North, South? College Students"

Reference: Internet.