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QQ Ranch Animal Quotations

chicken (as food)

Cluck, cluck, cluck. I am going to lay eggs.

Give the host a poached egg later.

I have a brother who went to Orleans and became famous.

A hen laying eggs, a tractor among hens.

Ha ha. ! !

It is so boring. The eagle didn't come to play games with me today.

A golden rooster and a silver rooster are not as good as a hen who can only lay eggs.

Master, get up! The sun is shining on your ass!

I won't be stingy with my master.

Will the weasel come to visit the New Year this year?

Have you figured it out? Chicken or egg first?

rabbit

Do you have a turtle? I want to finish the race.

Give me some grass, and I can fight wolves.

My brother and sister gently pulled my ear, which hurts.

Small white+small white =? By the way, it's Xiao Bai Er.

Rabbit dear, master, come quickly!

Stop waiting, wait for him!

Don't twist my ear, have the guts to race with me, hum.

White rabbit, white, ears cocked up.

Master, put away the grass. I don't eat grass near the bird's nest.

If it doesn't open, it won't open. Mom didn't come back.

Don't be red-eyed like I stayed up late.

Do you think I'm beautiful? Because my master is Chang 'e.

Ears are short, and the more people back, the longer they are.

I like radish, but I don't like playboy!

goose

Goose, goose, goose, Xiang Tiange. ...

Your goose is low in power, please recharge it in time!

Goose, goose, goose I'm so hungry. Give me some grass.

I am not a swan, but I can jump in the Swan Lake. Want to see it?

I have my own style, and I swaggered over.

Don't play with water, try to lay eggs to get rich and run a well-off life.

A thousand miles to send goose feathers, courtesy is light and friendship is heavy.

Can't go to the sky, can't go down the river?

I am only one day away from becoming a swan.

cat

Tiger and I are family, so there is such a big gap.

I like playing hide-and-seek too.

No matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat.

Big-faced cat Big-faced cat loves to eat fish! Meow meow ~ ~

I'm the chief flower cat, and it's patrol time.

I will learn to stay up late, and when I have dark circles, I will become a national treasure.

Learn to walk, and you will be popular.

Song Wu was drunk again that day and chased me in the street.

No matter what kind of cat you are, don't paint me as a painting cat!

peacock

I didn't turn on the screen. I was lonely.

Sin, it's not my fault that I'm so beautiful

Peacocks fly southeast and wander for five miles.

Who said I was romantic? Affectionate seeds are buried in the farm.

I went to the beauty salon yesterday to see if it was beautiful today.

Learn to show yourself at the right time.

Open your tail and I will be the focus of beauty.

Mirror mirror tell me, who is the most beautiful on the pasture?

If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

My beauty blooms only for you!

I turn on the screen, but I don't flatter myself.

penguin

I'm going to eat, sleep and eat peas tomorrow.

I'm going to the dance today to see if my tuxedo is beautiful.

Shit, they said I was fat again. Watch me walk.

I want to go to school, and the flowers smile at me.

Wearing a big black hat and a tuxedo.

Black suit, white belly, little penguin is the most handsome

I am the most reasonable, because I am black and white.

I put on my vest. Can you see that I am a goose?

I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high.

My biggest wish is to take a color photo.

Whether he has money or not, pretend to be a gentleman first.

Although there is no waist, you have to twist when you walk.

I jump a little, I jump and you laugh.

On the day of the dance at the ranch, my tuxedo will be the focus of everyone.

turtle

Put on your vest. Can you recognize me?

Give me an eye patch, and I can become a ninja turtle.

The tortoise carries a heavy shell and climbs up step by step.

Don't race with me, I beat the rabbits.

Ants always say I'm speeding.

Slow, it's not my fault, it's you who are too fast.

Don't call me slow, the rabbit is not as fast as me.

When the salted fish turns over, I will turn over.

squirrel

Although I'm called a mouse, I don't steal food.

Dare to jump off the tree, because I have a parachute.

The big tail can be my sleeping quilt!

Winter is coming, so we should store more hazelnuts for the winter.

Don't laugh at me, mater. You can't compete with me in eating hazelnuts.

sheep

Come to see me every day and be happy every day.

The name of the sheep is baa baa ~ its face is black.

Does my new hairstyle look good?

I forgot to wear cream today, and my face is tanned. ouch ...

To be a sheep, you must feed the jackals, brothers, remember.

Baa! Baa! Baa! I am a kind little sheep!

Cut it off! Cut it off! There will be new cotton-padded jackets next year!

For the record: I have never loved wolves!

Master, take a color photo for me ...

Bronze skin color is popular recently, and I got sunburned ~ ~ ~

Master, take me to have my hair cut. My face is black with heat.

The sky is blue, the water is green and the grass is green.

Hey, hey, keep the change. I am a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Why do we count our brothers when we sleep?

It's winter now, so don't always try to wear a sweater!

cattle

Niu Niu Niu, I am your little fat girl.

I am very happy when I am angry with people who speculate in stocks ~

Aqiao ... sneeze again, and the stock market will be awesome again.

Drink more milk! Great health!

Don't brag, you'll ruin it.

My master blew me up again today.

Don't play the piano for me, I have no musical cells.

monkey

Think about how awesome I am when I make a scene in heaven.

Do you know who the Monkey King is? He is the king of my family.

When I learned seventy-two changes, the master couldn't find me.

There is no tiger in the pasture, and the monkey is king.

I can fly 108 thousand miles.

When can I catch the moon in the water?

Don't be afraid, friends, I have the best!

Don't underestimate me, I'm the Monkey King.

Since being kept in captivity, the golden hoop has fallen off and rusted.

I hate parallel lines because they don't intersect (bananas).

I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's now.

I have been a big brother for several years.

On a night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys.

I like watching Journey to the West. Because the Monkey King is my grandfather's grandfather. ...

kangaroo

Kangaroos are afraid of cats, that's a rumor.

You can keep your private money for me. Hee hee.

If you love me, I will give you Doraemon's pocket.

Come on, let's compete with the long jump!

Let's do exercise together. It's healthier to bounce around!

I'm not a cleaner ...

Master, I can put it in my pocket to keep your secret.

Put snacks in your pocket, hehe.

Now people like me take their own "shopping bags" to the streets.

Who said the Prime Minister was generous? Let him compete with me.

Don't look at me, there is no sugar in my pocket!

I am not allowed to enter the supermarket. I have to keep my bag first.

I hope to have a stroller, so I can relax a lot.

sika deer

Plum blossoms come from deer.

Don't pull my neck, or I won't be a giraffe.

Why are you pointing at me? I am not a horse.

Although I am covered in flowers, I am not a flower thief.

I'm happy to answer your question.