Poetry, an interesting joke.

There is an interesting joke in the poem, which reads as follows:

Once, a doctor made a house call and went to a cemetery. When he saw the grave, he was deeply moved and wrote a poem:

In late autumn, the yellow leaves fell again, and Jing Ke was born in the barren hills and graves;

I still listen to crow trees during the day, but I hear ghosts singing at night.

In the meantime, the new grave is sandwiched with the old grave, and the new grave is more than the old grave;

My father treated all the old graves, and all the new graves took my medicine.

Secondly, a scholar boasted that a talented person received a good education and study, but he failed again and again. It was very convenient to go to the toilet on a snowy day, but the toilet was just a pit surrounded by sorghum stalks. The scholar squatted on the board in the pit and saw the heavy snow outside. He was so excited that he decided to sing a poem:

Heavy snow falls one after another, and crows become cranes; The wind makes my ass cold, so I'll stay until tomorrow.

Humorous jokes and sentences:

1 I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen. ?

Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat. ?

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me. ?

4. The best friend is always the wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed. ?

After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person. ?

6. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me? ?

7. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them. ?

8. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits! ?

9. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself. ?

10, am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk? ?

1 1. Life is like breathing. Breathing is for breathing, and sucking is for breathing. ?

12, after the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand. ?

13, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you. ?

14. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable. ?

15, I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can run through my life.