I’m in a bad mood. Do you have any funny jokes?

Arithmetic question

Human = eat, sleep, work and play, pig = eat, sleep,

Human = pig go to work and play, human-play = pig go to work, no People who know how to play = pigs who know how to work.

Men = eat, sleep and make money, men = pigs make money, men - make money = pigs.

Woman = eat, sleep and spend money, woman = pig, spend money, woman - spend money = pig.

Conclusion: Men who don’t make money = pigs, women who don’t spend money = pigs.

Lei Yule is so happy

⒈The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

⒉Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

⒊Brother smokes because it hurts the lungs, not sad.

⒋Although the bird is small, it really fills the entire sky.

⒌Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

⒍No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

Interesting Classroom Facts

The geography teacher asked: "Where does the river flow?"

A student suddenly stood up and sang: "The river flows eastward! "

The teacher ignored him and continued: "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The student sang again: "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!"

The teacher was helpless: "Are you sick?"

Student: "You have everything I have!"

The teacher was angry: "I will let you drop out of school!"

Student: "It's a storm!"

The concept of depression

What is depression? I was beaten three times on one, I was hugged by someone who played mahjong, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, the only porridge left at home was sour after smelling it, my eyes rolled up, I went to the hospital for treatment. The car fell into a ditch!

The Death of Wukong

Tang Seng woke up in the morning and saw Wukong dead on the ground. Bajie and Sha Seng sobbed and asked: "Why did Wukong die!"

Bajie cried and said: "Master, you talked in your sleep and recited the tightening curse all night last night..."

Optimistic Fish and Water

The fish said: "I I open my eyes all the time so that I won’t leave you.”

Water said: “I flow tirelessly all day long to surround you and hold you tightly.”

Guo said: "I'm almost done but there's still so much nonsense..."

The effect of corporal punishment

"How many points did you get in this arithmetic test?"

"Three points."

As soon as he finished speaking, "Pah! Pah! Pah!" Xiao Ming received three soles from his father on his butt.

"Take the test next time, how many points will you get?"

"Next time I won't get any points."

I have a little more than him

My mother is always particularly concerned about Xiaohao’s studies. Once, she asked about the results of a math test. "I heard that in this math quiz, Luoluo scored 95 points. How many points did your second grader get?"

"I got a little more than him."

"Did you get a score of 96?"

"No, I got a score of 9.5."