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Dear Duan, what do you mean by * *?

Peng Xin, doctor of traditional Chinese medicine: on the physical and mental destruction of contemporary teenagers by the proliferation of pornography

More than two thousand years ago, Kong Old Master Q warned everyone in The Analects. He said: "When you are young, your blood gas is uncertain. Be careful." What do you mean? In other words, when people are young, their bodies are not well developed and their qi and blood are very unstable. At this time, it is especially necessary to pay attention not to let his mind be polluted by pornography and prostitution, otherwise it will be a great destruction to his body and mind.

I once encountered a case in clinic. This young man, 25 years old, just graduated from college. He came to me when he saw a series of articles I published on the Internet to persuade people to maintain kidney essence and clean their hearts. He said, "Dr. Peng, I have been ill for ten years and I haven't found the reason." After many doctors' treatment, it has not been cured and it has cost a lot of money. I didn't know what my problem was until I read your article. " His eyes were red when he said this. He said: "Ten years ago, when I was in junior high school, it was the hope of my whole family. I am in the top ten of my class in every exam. "

More than two thousand years ago, Kong Old Master Q warned everyone in The Analects. He said: "When you are young, your blood gas is uncertain. Be careful." What do you mean? In other words, when people are young, their bodies are not well developed and their qi and blood are very unstable. At this time, it is especially necessary to pay attention not to let his mind be polluted by pornography and prostitution, otherwise it will be a great destruction to his body and mind.

I once encountered a case in clinic. This young man, 25 years old, just graduated from college. He came to me when he saw a series of articles I published on the Internet to persuade people to maintain kidney essence and clean their hearts. He said, "Dr. Peng, I have been ill for ten years and I haven't found the reason." After many doctors' treatment, it has not been cured and it has cost a lot of money. I didn't know what my problem was until I read your article. " His eyes were red when he said this. He said: "Ten years ago, when I was in junior high school, it was the hope of my whole family. Every time I take an exam, I am in the top ten of my class. My whole family has high hopes for me, counting on me to be admitted to a famous university and Tsinghua Peking University in the future. I contacted a friend that year. He took me to his classmate's house to watch a yellow video. Since then, I have developed a very bad habit-* * *, which has been with me for ten years. "

Since he got into this bad habit, his brain power and physical strength have greatly declined. Infected with * * *, my academic performance plummeted after half a year. Why? According to the concept of traditional Chinese medicine, the kidney dominates the bone and produces marrow, and the palm is in the brain. "The kidney is a strong official, and the geisha is clever." In other words, a person with sufficient kidney qi will have strong memory, strong thinking ability and good academic performance. Now education is actually skill training, not real education. The so-called skill training, first of all, is that if you want to master this knowledge, you must rely on your understanding and memory. If a person lacks kidney qi and brain power, his understanding and memory will decline.

After forming this bad habit for half a year, I found that my brain seemed to be empty and dull. In class, the teacher said that my brain didn't follow the activities at all, and my memory dropped extremely, so I couldn't do the problems.

This young man used to be the captain of the school football team. He has excellent physical strength, runs all over the field, runs fast and has strong endurance. After half a year, since he contracted the bad habit of * * *, his physical strength has dropped sharply. The slightest movement will make you breathless and sweaty. What is this performance? This is the most serious manifestation of a person's lack of yang.

The young man said: I feel very depressed after these two performances. I don't want to associate with others, and I don't want to associate with classmates and teachers around me. Locked in the house alone, no one wants to touch it. My family thought I was mentally ill, so I went to consult a psychiatrist. I felt very comfortable after counseling by a psychologist, but I will soon feel depressed again.

Why is this happening? Huangdi Neijing called it "closing the door alone, closing the door is closing the door, and closing the window is closing the window". Describe a person staying in a small room, with doors and windows closed, alone. What kind of people will this happen to? Appears in people with kidney qi deficiency and kidney essence failure. This is what happened to the boy after a lapse of six months ... >>

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