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1999 What happened?

1February 2, 9991day, aliens attacked the earth through long-range clustered scattered shelling.

On May 2, 1999, the enemy landed on Mount Everest and exchanged fire with the China 13 and 59 armies on standby.

1999 At the beginning of the year, a meteorite attacked the earth, and then aliens invaded our solar system, and the third planetary earth action officially began.

On February 2 1999 and February 2 1 day, aliens attacked the earth through long-distance cluster-type scattered shelling, which happened to be blocked by the moon, which is also the reason for the formation of craters on the surface of the moon.

On March 30 of the same year, the enemy's advance troops arrived in the stratosphere of the earth and began to use the second-stage arcane shaped charge orbital device to carry out the first accurate saturation attack on various countries. Our fighting capacity was completely destroyed.

On May 2, 1999, the enemy landed on Mount Everest and exchanged fire with the 13 army and the 59th army of China. In an emergency, our army fired hundreds of nuclear bombs in the mountains to blow up the other air and space battleships. After the other side retreated, earth defense force pursued her victory and launched a battle with aliens in Mars orbit on May 6th, which was called the Battle of Ten Thousand Ships.

1July, 999, Martians decided to help earth defense force. The alien invaders were furious and threw Norwegian Fusky particle cluster bombs at the surface of Mars, causing a global biochemical disaster.

1in the winter of 999, the self-defense counterattack finally won, and the earth people signed the "Non-aggression Galaxy Alliance Agreement at the end of the century" with the invading aliens and foreign allies, and then the war-torn earth began to be reborn.

The so-called "1999 incident" on the Internet is a rumor or a joke.

As we all know, in 1999, the so-called earth defense war never happened between the earth civilization and the alien civilization. Everything is just a fabrication, and it is a joke that netizens spontaneously make on social networks.

However, in a broad sense, this year is indeed a year to safeguard the civilization of the earth.

This year, countless programmers worked overtime and stayed up late, and finally solved the Y2K problem that computer system timing programs could not distinguish 1900 from 2000 before the Millennium bell rang, that is, to protect the earth.

You know, if this problem can't be solved, all bank deposits will be emptied because of the chaotic system time, and the nuclear missile launch system may also be launched randomly in a bug.

This year, countless people ushered in 65438+February 20, which is the end of the world predicted by the French prophet Nostradamus. The sun rose as usual, moved slowly under the gaze of everyone, and finally landed below the horizon as usual.

But it may also be because the belief that 6 billion people in the world want to live is concentrated in the quantum state, which prevented a catastrophe that no one realized and is still defending the earth civilization.

Here, I solemnly inform this fact, and hope that the majority of netizens will not believe in rumors, spread rumors, and participate in rumors of alien civilization invasion deliberately created by a few network idlers.

1. Euro officially launched. The birth of the euro challenges the central position of the dollar in the international monetary system and will have a great impact on the development of the world financial market and the world economy.

2. NATO bombed Yugoslavia. On March 24th, NATO, led by the United States, started a military strike against Yugoslavia, a sovereign country, without the authorization of the UN Security Council.

1998, India and Pakistan successively conducted nuclear tests. 1999, a serious armed conflict broke out between the two countries, competing to test missiles, which aroused widespread concern and concern in the international community.

At the end of August and the beginning of September, Chechen illegal militants also made many explosions in major Russian cities such as Moscow, killing more than 300 residents.

In order to stabilize the situation in the North Caucasus and completely solve the Chechen problem, Russian troops entered Chechnya after quelling the rebellion in Dagestan and eliminating illegal armed forces and terrorists.

1 15 10 15, China and the United States signed a bilateral agreement on China's accession to the WTO. This 13-year negotiation finally achieved a "win-win" result.

The NATO bombing of Yugoslavia 1999 took place in Kosovo from March 24th to June 60th. NATO bombing is the second major action in NATO history after 1995 NATO bombed Bosnia and Herzegovina. This incident led to the withdrawal of Yugoslav troops from Kosovo.

20 18 On the evening of March 24th, Belgrade, the capital of Serbia, sounded an air defense alarm to commemorate the people who died when NATO bombed Yugoslavia. Thousands of people gathered in front of the parliament building and sang the national anthem "God of Justice".