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God's answer sheet
After the questionnaire was withdrawn, I was shocked. Please look at their respective answers-
Cat: "If I live again, I want to be a mouse." If I steal my master's fish, I will be killed. As for mice, you can rummage around in the kitchen for food and drink, but there's nothing they can do. "
Mouse: "if I live again, I want to be a cat." Eating imperial grain and holding official salary, it is very comfortable to be raised by the owner from birth to death. We also send him fish and shrimp from time to time. "
Pig: "If I live again, I want to be a cow." Although life is bitter, it has a good reputation. It seems that we have become a symbol of fools and lazy eggs, and even say' stupid pig' when swearing. "
Bull: "if I live again, I want to be a pig." Eating grass, squeezing out milk and doing hard work. Who gave me an advantage or reward? How happy a pig is, eating and sleeping, eating and eating, gaining weight and growing big ears, and life is better than a fairy. "
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When God saw it, he was so angry that he tore all the answer sheets to pieces and snapped, "Everything is as usual."
There are many things in the middle, which are omitted here. After reading them, I have been thinking about a question: if I really live again, why should cats be mice and mice be cats? Will pigs and cows be the same?
In life, we often sigh. We are really timid in this life and have too many regrets. If only we could live again.
Why do you sigh like this? Is it because something is wrong? Is it because you did something you regret? Is it because there are too many regrets? Is it because the reality is more helpless? And many, many more. Faced with these sighs, everyone has different attitudes and different ways to solve problems, some are optimistic, some are sad, some cherish and some give up. Are those who often feel sorry for it because they are really unable to solve it? Or is your subconscious never satisfied? Or the most suitable reason for your depression and contradiction? However, if we really live again, our regrets in this life may be avoided, but can we guarantee that there will be no new regrets?
Everyone has bad habits, what he gets will not be cherished, and what he can't get is the best, including myself. Calm down and think about it. If you really got what you didn't get, would you still feel perfect and cherish it as it is now? Sometimes when I go shopping for clothes, I see them at first sight, and then I go around all the shopping malls. I don't feel as good as I first saw it. If I had bought it and put it in the closet for two days, I wouldn't have felt its strong attraction to me from the beginning. If I didn't buy it at that time, I have been very unhappy since I came back. I always thought that dress was beautiful and delicious until I took time to buy it back, and then I went shopping and asked myself, it seems that there is another one that looks better than that one. I don't know if it's my concentration or everyone else's, but there seem to be many such colleagues around me.
Besides, how many people can a person love in his life? Except for a few people who are too persistent, I dare say there is definitely more than one person. Different environments, different times, different moods, meeting different people and seeing different talents will inevitably produce different emotions. If we work together for a lifetime, the sudden daily necessities, the dullness after the passion, and the time obliterate the shortcomings of romance and intimacy, it is really difficult to keep love fresh with the sense of security brought by the certificate. Under such circumstances, in such a civilized era, I suddenly met a person who touched my heart. Who can guarantee that my feelings will not change? This is not incomprehensible, but if you are really close to him, if you can really live again, who can guarantee that there will be no shortcomings? Who can guarantee that love will always be romantic? Who can guarantee that married life is not satisfactory and dull? Who can guarantee that there will be no new regrets? Then, why should we live any longer? It is better to cherish the present.
Talk about career, study, and all the things that make us feel dissatisfied and sorry. It's good not to be satisfied with the status quo. While not satisfied with the status quo, it is desirable to pursue continuous progress with an optimistic attitude, but it is really meaningless to lament that time waits for no one and pray for God to live again. This is a waste of time.
There is a child who helped him contact an internship in computer technology when he graduated from college. He contacted the internship because it was suitable, but at that time he just wanted to do business and didn't study hard. After graduation, I have neither the capital nor the courage to do business. Finally, I contacted a hospital network management job at home and needed to try it. I knew that my skills didn't pass, and I sighed at me all day, saying that I had a good internship and a good temper at that time. I can't bear it: "why don't you find a book to read when you have this sigh time?" Why not find a network administrator you know to study with? " I don't know, even if he lives again, even if he has learned the network management technology very well, will he give a new sigh of rebirth and be born in a rich family, so that he can do business?
Everyone's life can't be smooth sailing, and everyone's life can't be emotional smuggling, even after more cycles. Sigh, can't solve the problem, sadness, and it doesn't make any sense! Whether people are happy or not is actually not what you get, but what you want. What are you content with? He wants simplicity, so he is happy, and you are unhappy because you always want something you can't get.
I still feel that if I live again, my life will remain the same, my feelings will remain the same, my mood will remain the same, my regrets will remain the same, and my sighs will remain the same! ! ! !
Life can never be like the first time, and people will never live again! ! !
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