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I miss your humorous sentences.
I didn't mean to, I am yours.
Shall we try it together?
May you win your heart and avoid the old blind date.
5. You love me the most, because you are beautiful.
6. What does this mean?
7. Add some screaming and complaining.
8. It's so comfortable.
9, choose to fight, will not hit you.
10, are you Banlangen? I want to hit on you.
1 1, hehe, there is so much water.
12. It's a long story.
13, what you see is what you get, small profits but quick turnover!
14, I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
15, I don't know what I am doing, but it is gone forever.
16, stop complaining and give me a hug.
17, for you, do it a million times.
18, honey, don't go, okay?
19. Where are your wings?
20. I want to find Duan and you.
2 1, I don't want to swear when I see you.
22, show love, die quickly.
23. May you fall in love and drown.
24. Honey, where are you? I'm lost.
25, glamorous love once!
26. Wait, my eyes flew past first.
27. I'll get the courier back and marry you.
28. People should have a reason to live.
29, drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog of the day.
30. Do you want to see photos of beautiful women?
3 1, hello, can we talk for a lifetime?
32.are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
33, there is nothing to be attentive to. I like you very much.
34. No one cares more than you.
35. I want you!
You play, I work overtime.
It's my turn to be shameless.
I don't like waiting, I only like you.
39. I will spend the rest of my life with you. Please take care of me.
40. Do you want to enjoy the dance of my body?
4 1, fight, fuck you.
42, not much to say, hurry to give birth to monkeys!
I don't want to talk to you, but I don't think I can.
44, what king, fuck me.
45. This painting is too beautiful to look directly at.
46. You tidy up the house and I'll tidy up you.
47. I have a bold idea.
48. An autumn wind is enough to make people miss it.
49. A promise is enough to make people fall in love.
50. I dare to marry, do you dare to marry?
5 1, knowing each other and loving each other, that is love.
52. Here you are.
53. Ah, I finally got in.
54. You give me a lifetime, and I will give you three lives.
55. I accidentally made a big guy.
56. From now on, you sleep with me.
57. We must love each other until we are eighty years old.
58, beautiful scenery, not as good as you.
59. Meeting is an opportunity.
60, weak water 3 thousand, I only fuck you.
Miss your humorous words 2 1, let me give up you and wait for the next life!
If you can look at me until I become an ugly old man with a bald belly, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled old lady.
3. I have no time to participate in your past; But your future, you must have me.
4. What if we live far away? I am here, you are there, and we just love each other in the distance.
Meeting you is fate, but falling in love with you is beyond my control.
6. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
7. I want to give you happiness by myself. I don't trust others.
8. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
9. Remember, you are my woman, and I don't want others to share you.
10, a good life, a year, a month, a day, an hour, is not a lifetime.
1 1, who do you listen to? This is the site of labor and capital, of course it depends on you!
12, the milky way is hot, you are the ideal of the world, the night is cold, and you are the light of the world.
13, I walked many roads, crossed many bridges, saw many clouds and drank many kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age.
14, once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.
15, I also wasted my time and even died desperately, but I began to yearn for a long life because I fell in love with you.
16, hold your hand and grow old with your son; It is the most beautiful myth in the world, and the most touching thing is that you and I wrote the myth together.
17, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.
18, you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!
19, maybe I can meet someone better, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall hanging upside down from the sky, 360 degrees is deafening. I really can't see anything except you.
20. The best meeting in life is to meet you at the right time and place. From then on, we will hold hands with our children and grow old together.
2 1, I want to spoil you, hug you tightly and prove to you that I like you better no matter how harsh the world is.
If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the wind and in your pocket.
I just want to hold your hand for the rest of my life, from dawn to dusk.
24. Promise me that you will do it without me. Let me see the light of diamonds, even if it doesn't belong to me, I am willing.
25. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.
26. I will give you a lock and lock me in your heart. Others can't get in and I can't get out.
27. I'm going to take you to all corners of the country to indulge, eat all over the streets and play all over Qianshan, and then come home with me.
28. Since you appeared, my wandering heart has found a harbor to dock, and I miss you. From then on, loneliness and loneliness no longer occupy my heart and love you forever.
29. I want to hold your hand, go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery, and taste the dry sea and rotten rocks.
30. I can't help myself, except the radish in other people's fields and my love for you.
3 1, I like you like a piece of candy in my pocket. I clearly want to show off with others, but I am afraid of being robbed by others.
Don't worry about getting old, it must be lovely to get old. Moreover, if you are ten years older, of course, I am ten years older, the world is ten years older and God is ten years older. Everything is the same.
33. I hope that one day, when you are sick, I will give you an infusion and an injection! I am the one who cooks porridge for you by your side! It's still me who laughs at the scenery with you.
I just want to turn the page between you and me; More, turn to the last page and see if you are with me.
35. Be yourself once in your life. This time, I want to give you the world. This time, it doesn't matter if you are black and blue.
I have decided to like you all my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I live, I will always like you.
I want to see you, not far from Wan Li.
38. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
39. I will never marry you in my life.
40. Before you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married.
4 1, you are a tourist in the deep mountains. You love the whole world while walking, and you are affectionate by nature. I am a cat keeper in the market. I don't watch passers-by change lovers.
No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
44. Your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration.
45, I see you! You are the only person in my eyes that I don't look at!
46. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.
47, you love, or don't love me, love is there, no increase or decrease; You follow me, or you don't follow me. My hand is in your hand. Don't give up.
48. At this moment, I am hiding in the universe, and I have quietly thought of you in my mind.
49. I gave you the first bite of cake and the first sweet words. You said good morning to you. I wanted to give it to you at the right time for the first time.
50. Count your fingers, girl, you missed me.
5 1, I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.
52. I hope that we will unite as one and not be separated; I know this is my most beautiful promise to you.
53. What did you say made me like you for so long? But I'm honored to meet you.
54. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit.
55. It is said that the seas run dry and the rocks rot too far, and vows of eternal love are too great. I just want to be an ant on the line with you, a prisoner locked by love.
56. I have no time to get involved in your past. Your future, I will accompany you to the end.
I must find you when I miss you.
58. I like you. If I cover my mouth, it will come out of my eyes.
59. It is said that marriage is very cheap now. Go get married! I'll treat you.
60, you remember! One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
I miss your humorous sentence 3 1. Hey, I'm waist-high. I'm leaving now.
I didn't mean to, I am yours.
Shall we try it together?
May you win your heart and avoid the old blind date.
5. You love me the most, because you are beautiful.
6. What does this mean?
7. Add some screaming and complaining.
8. It's so comfortable.
9, choose to fight, will not hit you.
10, are you Banlangen? I want to hit on you.
1 1, hehe, there is so much water.
12. It's a long story.
13, what you see is what you get, small profits but quick turnover!
14, I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
15, I don't know what I am doing, but it is gone forever.
16, stop complaining and give me a hug.
17, for you, do it a million times.
18, honey, don't go, okay?
19. Where are your wings?
20. I want to find Duan and you.
2 1, I don't want to swear when I see you.
22, show love, die quickly.
23. May you fall in love and drown.
24. Honey, where are you? I'm lost.
25, glamorous love once!
26. Wait, my eyes flew past first.
27. I'll get the courier back and marry you.
28. People should have a reason to live.
29, drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog of the day.
30. Do you want to see photos of beautiful women?
3 1, hello, can we talk for a lifetime?
32.are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
33, there is nothing to be attentive to. I like you very much.
34. No one cares more than you.
35. I want you!
You play, I work overtime.
It's my turn to be shameless.
I don't like waiting, I only like you.
39. I will spend the rest of my life with you. Please take care of me.
40. Do you want to enjoy the dance of my body?
4 1, fight, fuck you.
42, not much to say, hurry to give birth to monkeys!
I don't want to talk to you, but I don't think I can.
44, what king, fuck me.
45. This painting is too beautiful to look directly at.
46. You tidy up the house and I'll tidy up you.
47. I have a bold idea.
48. An autumn wind is enough to make people miss it.
49. A promise is enough to make people fall in love.
50. I dare to marry, do you dare to marry?
5 1, knowing each other and loving each other, that is love.
52. Here you are.
53. Ah, I finally got in.
54. You give me a lifetime, and I will give you three lives.
55. I accidentally made a big guy.
56. From now on, you sleep with me.
57. We must love each other until we are eighty years old.
58, beautiful scenery, not as good as you.
59. Meeting is an opportunity.
60, weak water 3 thousand, I only fuck you.
I miss your humorous sentence 4 1. Miss you one day, miss you the most.
2, peach and plum spring breeze, a glass of wine, ten years of rivers and lakes night rain.
You are the lingering feelings of the sunset, and the wind keeps growing under your feet.
The days of missing always pass slowly, because I am looking forward to meeting you.
Because of you, I began to believe in fate and love again!
6. People you haven't seen for a long time will miss you slowly.
7. All tenderness and nostalgia are like you can be a star.
8, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, and the glacier is also you.
9, caring, is engraved in the bones of obsession, distant lovers!
10, the word love is unforgettable and has been missed for a long time.
1 1, the soft moonlight makes it easier for me to miss you.
12, Yamamoto is carefree because of his white head. No sorrow in the water, wrinkled by the wind.
13, you appeared in my dream, and you are the person I miss most in my heart.
14, we have been looking forward to it, but we can't see our future.
15. If you can't devote your life to me, don't let me get deeper and deeper.
16. My ears are hungry. I want to hear from you. My eyes are eager to see your face.
17, I miss you, but I don't regret that my belt has widened, which makes people haggard for Iraq!
18, I miss your indelible smile. Happy days are called time.
19, I miss you, I don't know where to go, but the peach blossom is still smiling in the spring breeze!
20. Love has two gestures, one is chasing and the other is waiting.
2 1. Missing is a kind of pain and a dream that will never wake up.
22. tenderness, romance and enthusiasm are all my definitions of you.
23. When you are worried, you just want to say hello and feel at ease.
24. May you be the sunshine, with a splendid life and infinite brilliance!
No matter how far apart, I will never stop thinking of you.
26. Those unspeakable thoughts turned into dark circles in the end.
27. The hardest thing in life is not being together, but knowing each other.
28. Missing, the same word, is both missing and missing.
I miss you because I have you in my heart.
30. The night is so emotional that I almost lost my mind and said I miss you.
3 1, I miss you, I miss you happy every day, happy every moment!
No matter what you do to me, I will still miss you!
33. I think you are true. My thoughts are hidden in my heart and I am deeply attached to you.
34. You will always be the reason why I love life.
35, a mouth is your name, a close your eyes is your appearance.
36. When the whole world abandons you, you will know what treasure is.
37. I just want to be alone, and that person is you!
38. Blue water and blue sky, the waves of missing are getting shallower and shallower.
39. I miss you bit by bit, I miss all of you.
40, the rain whispers, I wish you happiness; It's a long night, send my blessing.
4 1, I miss you, but I don't want to find you, because I am a coward.
42. Let's forget about it and be Party A and Party B. ..
43. May you feel warm when you think of me in this cold season.
44. The dream of falling into the world of mortals for a gentleman is often followed closely by his husband.
45. I miss you so much that I miss you by my side.
46. I missed you long before I met her, but for a longer time, we were separated, and the east wind has risen and a hundred flowers are blooming!
47. To tell you the truth, I will miss you. The problem is not big and can be overcome.
48. A short departure is the best start. I miss you.
49. The stars are not at work today. I will light up your house.
50, your life, I only borrow a journey, this journey is a lifetime.
5 1, has been following you, and the ends of the earth don't care.
52. I miss you during the day and dream of you at night!
53. There is a road in memory, which always leads to the past.
54. It's an honor for you to be here all the year round, and you can enjoy this human color together.
55. There is no sunshine in the old city. You and I have a dream.
56, you didn't mean to flow, but you brought a flash flood.
Memories torment my heart and constantly remind me of you.
58. I miss you. Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn!
59. In this life, since I chose you, I can never escape!
60. The world is too big to meet you and too small to lose you.
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