Splashing jokes with boiling water during the Water-splashing Festival

After the Tang priest drove Wukong away, he met the monster again. He had to spell to summon Wukong back for help. Soon, a new voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in service area. Please try again later.

A student is learning the violin. On this day, he opened the piano box and found a submachine gun inside. He was shocked: broken! My father took my violin to the bank!

On the Water-splashing Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly a man swore: Shit, who the fuck threw me away? ! Others advised him: it is a blessing to dump you. The scolder roared: don't do this! What an idiot splashing boiling water! ! !

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

In fact, you are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

Just a gust of wind, but so eternal; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you: you didn't say anything before farting.

A gorilla came to the zoo. It was so ugly that the tourists threw up all over the floor. One day I went and I vomited; Another day, you went and the orangutan threw up.

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but when I met the police, I said no dogs.