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The girl refused the boy, met the boy after school, followed him for a while, made sense, shook her head and left. What do you mean?
Chapter VII Since the bird named "Braised Pork Rice" was taken away by Dj Yan, Ah Heng and Vance got along much more easily. Occasionally, teenagers will rub her long hair, make a joke and smile gently. This is ... brother's feeling? Ah Heng is not sure, but not sure. It's really sweet, and she doesn't want to care anymore. Walking into a dead end is very tiring. She wants to live seriously, live decently, pay slowly and get rewarded slowly. This is an ambition, a trembling ambition. Days are like running water, and white horses walk. I don't know how many paths I have crossed called time. Autumn leaves have fallen, welcoming winter with a bleak attitude. No one ever mentioned Joel in front of her again, and the Wen family reached a tacit understanding. They are trying to accept Ah Heng, but Ah Heng thinks they are hiding, hiding very hard, and it will break out one day. Therefore, before the balloon is called "er", she can only wait calmly, waiting for life to give some precious turn or joy. Moore is an objective existence, while Wenny is a subjective name. Objective and subjective, dialectical materialism, this is what the teacher taught her. Of course, studying and going to school is very tiring, which is an objective and subjective truth that cannot be denied. Just a freshman. Teachers in all subjects are like cockfighting, robbing them of their money. Who said that? Time is money. Ah Heng won't complain, but when he saw the teachers "talk for another two minutes" endlessly in the second big class, he would feel very, very hungry and growl. After class, girls usually flush the toilet, while boys generally flush the small department. At this time, Ah Heng, although moving happily with small steps behind the boys, was still embarrassed to see her holding bread and following them, and the boys inadvertently caught her stunned expression. She took the bread and tried to comfort herself. Toilet and bread are both physiological needs ... "Shit! I took the wrong bread! Strawberries, I'm tired of it ... "Eve screamed in front, rubbing his black hair, and the stairs were shaking. "change, change with Lao zi, I only eat meat floss!" The boy with bird's nest hair leaned over to a thin young man with a smile. Aheng stuffy voice, laughing. Eve, a boy named Bian Xiao, is a famous top student in her class. Her name is Xu Wei. She looks handsome and Xiu Xiu has a small voice. He likes to jump rubber bands and kick shuttlecock with girls, but Xin's classmates are idle and give up the outside. Although Xu Wei is weak, like a girl, he is a boy after all, and he hates being called "life is a little different", especially when Eve, the culprit, shouts. Hearing his howling, he turned blue, snorted, shook his willow branches and left leisurely with fluffy bread. "Yo yo, aunt, I'm so angry with Bian Xiao, be careful that he takes all the girls away today!" The other boys next to him laughed their heads off. "rolling! Who's afraid of those wench films! " Eve pouted and didn't care. "Which one of you has fluffy bread, change it with Lao Tzu!" Boys don't like sweet things, so they broke up after listening to him. Aheng looked at the fluffy bread in his hand, hesitated for a moment, ran to his side, smiled and held out the bread, and said to Eve, "Change!" " The teenager's eyes are bright in his hair, but when he can see Ahern, it becomes a little complicated. He grabbed the strawberry in his hand and said awkwardly, "I'm not hungry!" " Immediately, the beautiful parabola, strawberry bread was thrown into the dustbin, and then, turned around and left. Aheng looked at the lonely bread in the trash can, sighed, picked it up, patted the dust on it, and whispered in a black voice-"Five pieces each." "Ah Heng?" There are some doubts. Ah Heng turned around and saw SiGuan. Although I know I don't know much about Jiangnan dialect, I'm still a little embarrassed. "Did you buy two loaves of bread? Just give me one, I'm starving! " The boy smiled and held out his hand. His hands are clean and slender. He looked at Ahern and complained softly, "There is a student union meeting today. I have been busy until now. I was a little hungry and went to a small department. The bread is finished! " Ah Heng was very moved, and handed SiGuan the fluffy bread in his hand. "I want to eat strawberries." Vance's dimples are dazzling, and girls coming and going on the stairs will blush. Aheng smiled and shook his head—"It's so dirty." Guan smiled and said he didn't mind, but Ah Heng turned his back and smiled brightly. Holding strawberry bread, she went to the cloister on the floor where the classroom was located, opened the paper bag and took a bite. A Heng can't tell strawberry bread from fluffy bread. She just thinks that the sweetness of strawberry jam outweighs the sourness. This is not the taste of strawberries she has tasted, but it is really strange to be called strawberry bread. But it is delicious. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sister-in-law Zhang urged her to go home early and said Master Yan is an old friend of Grandpa Aheng. Have been on the battlefield together, and have been good brothers in life and death posts. When they were not in charge before, one was the head of the regiment and the other was the political commissar. They are so skilled that they have to put on a pair of trousers. Originally, I said I wanted to be a child's in-laws, but as a result, children were born with something on their hands, so I did. Unexpectedly, Guan was supposed to go with Ah Heng after school, but he was stumped by the student union. Ah Heng waited outside the office for half an hour, thinking that Guan was sorry, so he made an excuse and came out with the umbrella in the office. "Is it cold?" Thinking about asking Aheng with an umbrella closed, his eyes were gentle. Ah Heng put on his hoodie and shook his head. They walked quietly under the umbrella, one left and one right, at arm's length. The wind is biting in winter, and it keeps raining. In the morning, it is raining in Mao Mao. At night, it is already raining cats and dogs. Rain drops into the soil and is slowly absorbed. Due to disrepair, the alley is a bit difficult to walk, and the feet are covered with mud. The two men left the mud, but they didn't want anything to happen. The off-duty cyclists who passed by were splashed with mud. The young girl took out her handkerchief and was in a hurry. She paid attention to one thing and lost another, most of which were wet by the rain. "Run!" Vance smiled. "The clothes are all wet anyway." Ah Heng grew up in a water town. When he was a child, he was naughty, diving, fishing, and even accompanied by plums in the yellow rain. Therefore, he is not used to playing an umbrella. Now, Vance suggested that he was in love with her, nodded to Vance and rushed into the rain. Aheng trotted in the rain, but he felt that the rain here was completely different from the appearance of Wushui Town. The tenderness in the distance is stained with clothes, and the hardness in front of me is biting. Two different feelings, heaven and earth, evoke a heartstring called homesickness. Vance walked quietly in the rain and looked at Ah Heng's back quietly and gently. His face was covered with cold and silky raindrops, and his eyes were wet with rain. The old film of memory is blurred in the rain and then becomes clear. He has seen black and white movies scene after scene. Once a girl naughtily threw an umbrella in his hand and held his hand and ran wildly in the rain. He is used to running after the girl reluctantly, to having a pair of small hands in his hands, to watching the girl grow up in the rain and to calling her "two". His laughter, in the winter rain, is like a swallow whispering April days on the earth. He is Joel's brother. He was once considered his own brother, but somehow overnight, he and his closest sister became strangers. Sometimes, he gets angry with grandpa. If he knows that Joel is not his own sister, why should he indulge them so much? Let them mix blood into each other's bodies and tell him that the closest person who gets along with each other day and night has nothing to do with him. . At that time, Aheng in front held his hand and smiled at him, but he couldn't smile at her, even faking it. In April, wheatgrass has long since fallen, and clusters of peach blossoms have quietly bloomed, but they are not as bright as before. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ahern and Vance quickly changed into wet clothes. At this time, the rain has stopped. "Yan Jia, where?" Heng is very curious. "You have seen it." Vance smiled and led Aheng around a circle, along the curved gravel road, to the white building behind the towering trees. "Here we are. This is Dj Yan's house." Guan smiled at me, but it was delicate and gentle, and pointed to the building. "What a coincidence, Grandpa Yan, surnamed Yan." Ah Heng suddenly realized. Thinking of Guan's misconduct, he laughed and his eyes lit up. Where is the coincidence? Grandpa Yan doesn't have his last name. Why do you want to take their last name? "Wen Laosan, your little girl is interesting!" The hearty laughter and loud voice are deafening. A Heng looked intently, only to find that the door had been opened. There stood Dj Yan and an adult, and their faces suddenly turned red. Grandpa looked at her with a smile in his eyes. On the left stood mother Wen, and on the right was a big old man, slightly fat, with gray hair, thick eyebrows, bright eyes and lifeless. Dj Yan's beauty is amazing, completely different from the old man's appearance, but his eyes are the same as his, the same pride and air. "Say hello to grandpa." Guan bowed politely and stood beside him with a grin. The two teenagers began to whisper. "Ah Heng, say hello, this is your grandfather." Mother Wen looked at Ah Heng with a rare smile on her face. She felt amused by her daughter. Since Aheng came to Wen's home, today is Wen's mother. She really looked at her daughter for the first time. She is a piece of meat, but without her body, there would be no pain for a day, which puzzled her, so she gave herself a reason to love her adopted daughter Sill more. When she left, her mother didn't know that when she came back, her full maternal love had been pinned on another girl who was as bright and caring as her own sun, which made her feel embarrassed. Therefore, she refused the absurd facts and shut her daughter out. She is a cherished woman. Since she can't take back her love for her adopted daughter, she should continue to love. As for the girl in front of me, just take care of her as her adopted son. "Grandpa Yan." Ah Heng's Mandarin is still hopelessly stupid, but his bent posture is very good. "Ah heng, Wenny, good! Good name! " The old man smiled and looked at Aheng, feeling even more pitied. He made it happen, and he was full of guilt and love for this girl. "Tell me, handsome boy, how beautiful this name is?" Grandpa Wen smiled. "Good is good, I said yes!" Yan Shuai gave Wen Lao a cross look, with heavy eyebrows and a slight childlike look. "There is no law in heaven and earth!" Wen Lao smiled and said, "Third son, don't tell me about these twists and turns. I am a clown. I have brought a gun all my life, but I haven't brought a pen! " Yan Shuai's eyes were wide open and his tone was vulgar. "Balance, for example, the book Everything happens for a reason, says that" balance is different from weight ".There are thousands of things in the world, including ups and downs, right and wrong, all by a steelyard. My little daughter is a balanced person. " Wen Lao looked at his granddaughter with wisdom in his eyes. Yan Shuai laughed: "Third son, you are an old fan of mine. Who compares her own girl with her weight? " Wen Lao shook his head and sighed. Aheng's eyes lit up. When she was young, her father named her "Heng", which means perseverance. Together with her brother's name "Xiao", it happens to be "Heng". I hope the two of them will live a long life and have many children. Only when they registered later, the registered police misspelled the word "horizontal", but it was not borrowed from an ancient book as Wen Lao said. However, these gentle words made her almost put away all the grievances in her heart, and even looked into her grandfather's eyes, she was happy. "Grandpa, when will you eat jiaozi? I'm hungry. I'm hungry! " Dj Yan listen to adults, don't interrupt, then got an empty, big eyes looking at Zhang Jun, appearance is very clever, words are also very clever. "Grandma a bear! What did you call me? ! "Yan Shuai was so angry that his hometown dialect popped up. He bent down to take off his cotton slippers and was about to slap a teenager. The boy cleverly hid behind Wen's mother, looking at the words with a handsome face, making faces, sticking out his tongue and looking naive. Aheng looked at his different arrogant and supercilious appearance, and he smiled quietly. "Look, my sister laughed at you. I really don't understand!" Yi Yun smiled and patted the young man's slender hand, and then looked at Yan Shuai. "Uncle yan, don't be angry. Xiaoxi is a bad-tempered child and lawless. Are you really willing to hit him? " "For your sister's sake, I'll spare you today!" Handsome and big eyes. "As the old saying goes, you are just bragging!" Wen Lao scolded with a smile. The old saying dotes on the younger generation and is very famous among the younger generation. When Dj Yan was a child, he was so angry that he almost raised his hand and hit people. But before the slap was round, the child cried like a wolf, crying and singing "Chinese cabbage, Huangtian, three-year-old without father, five-year-old without mother ...", all the neighbors wiped their tears, especially the aunt and aunt, pointing to the nose of the old saying and scolding his cruel child for growing up. Basically, it's an old saying that high incense is burned at home. As the old saying goes, children's big eyes are watery and flickering, and the more they look, the more they get carried away. They say yes, but they don't look at whose grandson, which child is as beautiful as my grandson, and the sum of the old Wen family, the old Lu family and the old Xin family is not enough! Who knows, this word spread out, and Lao Xin was unhappy. They have been fellow villagers since childhood. They joined the army together, joined the party together, and were promoted together. Leaders always like to compare them. Both of them looked at each other unhappily. The more ranks they have, the greater their enemies, and they are assigned to a yard. The enemy was particularly jealous as soon as they met. It is more important to marry a daughter-in-law, have children and have grandchildren. The old man said that Dj Yan looks better than his family, but Lao Xin can't be happy! Holding his grandson Eve, he found the old saying-"Your grandmother is a bear! Why is freshman Ann not as good-looking as your Dj Yan? Look at your Dj Yan, with a small mouth, who can't even eat noodles. I like a girl who has no concept of masculinity. You really have the cheek to say that I am ashamed of you! " As the old saying goes, I was annoyed when I clapped my hands-"Your grandmother's grandmother is a bear! Your Eve is beautiful, with messy hair. I didn't know you were holding a monkey! Marrying a wife is not as fast as me, giving birth to a son is not as fast as me, giving birth to a grandson. Your daughter-in-law got married for three years before she gave birth to a little monkey! Monkeys are monkeys, or dumb babies. I am embarrassed to say that you are a friend! " At that time, the freshman was almost three years old and could not speak, but Dj Yan, two years old, tricked candy into running "Uncle Shuai Shuai and Aunt Meimei" all over the street. When he was three years old, his treble was basically close to the treble family. Although no word is in tune, it deeply hurts Lao Xin's weak old heart. Every day, he holds Eve and scolds his grandparents. Eve listened with relish. Finally, three. A word made the whole hospital laugh for several months, but Dj Yan's young self-esteem was hurt. She grabbed Eve all over the yard, and when she caught her, she scolded-"Eve, your father is a bear, your mother is a bear, your grandfather is a bear, your grandmother is a bear, and your whole family is a bear or a black blind bear!" Then, it became a classic and sang for a long time. Dj Yan is a lawless child. He has held grudges since he was a child. If others bully him, he must get back ten points from others. Even if he loses a point today, he will make it up later. For this reason, Wen Lao doesn't like Dj Yan, but he still regards his old friend as his own child. What worries him most is that Guan Er and Dj Yan get too close. "Aunt still loves me." On this stage, like a stage play, I knelt down exaggeratedly and affectionately, grabbed Wen's mother's hand, and my lips flew up, smiling with malicious intent. "Aunt, are you good to me like me? Oh, I am embarrassed. Aunt, just dump Uncle Wen and marry me instead. Ah! " "How old are you, you are not serious, let your uncle Wen hear you, or I will slap you again!" Accumulate instrument cay, point a little young white forehead, gentle and intimate tone. "He's not here!" Careless, beautiful eyes narrowed, and looked at Guan with malicious intent. I can't laugh and cry when I think about it. Dj Yan is only half a year older than himself. When he was a child, he clamored to call himself brother. He refused, and I don't know how many times he was beaten by a bully. Finally, the bully threw down his cruel words-"If you don't call me brother, I'm not rare!" When I marry Aunt Yi Yun, I will let you call me Dad! "So, he became a stepfather of Xiao, and Xiao thought for more than ten years. Ah Heng moved his lips and stared at Dj Yan, blindsided. Why is this man like a dog every day? How uncertain! "Son of a bitch, stop it! "Yan Shuai face flushed with anger. He mentioned Dj Yan's red sweater collar to Aheng, gnashing his teeth, and said, Tell your sister Aheng, what's your name? "Handsome words don't know, ahern and Dj Yan have met several times. Dj Yan's words, Dj Yan's hope, are engraved in my heart, fearful and unforgettable. " Dj Yan. "He looked at her with faint words, proud eyes, dark eyes and flowers on his lips." Wenny. "She smiled with clear eyes and harmless words. At this time, she finally had an exact name to call his name. At that time, he and she experienced countless unintentional encounters and finally met. This acquaintance, she didn't expect, and he didn't bother. Sixteen years old, still sixty years short; A seventeen-year-old, full of May. Just as young. Cha-cha, meet in a narrow way. A good show.
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