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Say one thing that you find most inspiring, just one! ! !

When Han Han went to the office to go through the formalities of dropping out of school, the teachers asked him, what will you do for a living after you stop studying? Young Han Han said naively: by my manuscript fee. The teachers all laughed.

Ma Yun went to KFC to apply, but he was unsuccessful. Ma Yun told the big bosses what e-commerce is, and the big bosses came to a conclusion that they were liars.

When Nicholas Tse 15 years old, his parents divorced. He went to Japan to study music alone, and only had a guitar. Sometimes he comes home late after studying at night and sleeps in the street with his guitar.

When Iverson, who was only 1.83 meters at that time, first entered the professional basketball court, those people told him that your ultimate goal was to average 10 points and 5 assists, because you were too short to dominate here forever.

In Beijing, when Zhang Guoli took Deng Jie to sleep in the basement, both of them felt that it was a great happiness to have a companion in Beipiao.

One day, Pu Shu's mother was embarrassed to ask him, would you like to go to the restaurant to get a plate? Pu Shu realized that he had been at home for a long time.

Yu has been admitted to the university for three consecutive years. He doesn't do farm work, work or make money. Everyone in the village laughed at him, and most importantly, he didn't know whether he could pass the third test.

That year, Degang Guo was really hungry, so he changed two steamed buns with a BB machine.

Yu Hua published his novels in various magazines all over the country, and then received rejection letters from all over the country. But he didn't give up. He kept writing, kept voting, and was rejected one by one.

Eminem is often bullied at school. The hardest thing is that he is a white man living in the ghetto. One day, when he came home from school, he saw an unknown body lying in front of his house.

Someone said to young Jonathan Lee: You are so ugly and have no talent, how can you sing?

Jeremy Lin wandered around the NBA and was swept out of the house by several clubs in succession.

Avril Ramona Lavigne left home alone with his guitar at the age of 15, and wandered with the music.

When Cui Yongyuan hosted the program for the first time, he only hosted it for a period of time. A voice came from behind. Who is this grandson?

Since Wu Zongxian offered a job, Jay Chou finally didn't have to go to a restaurant to wash dishes, so he wrote some songs, but no singer could sing what he wrote.