Liu Nuoyi's classic quotations

Brief introduction of Liu Nuoyi:

Nuoyi, whose full name is Liu Nuoyi, is a French-French hybrid. Because I participated in a parent-child reality show with my father, I showed innocence, cuteness, kindness, courage and chattering in the show, which was loved by the audience and netizens. Although he was born in France, Nuoyi likes The Journey to the West very much, is in awe of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and is familiar with many characters and plots in the story. He is called a top ten scholar in The Journey to the West by netizens.

Nuoyi's classic funny quotations:

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

(Nuoyi imitates his father Liu Ye to speak Northeast dialect, which is very magical. )

What's your name? Are you an old woman? Have you ever been to Thailand?

(When making flour, Nuoyi mumbled at Kangkang like a Tang Priest, without giving Kangkang a chance to answer, and asked for the shadow area in Kangkang's heart. )

wow, I feel so handsome!

(When the stylist cut Noyi's hair, Noyi saw herself in the mirror and felt very happy. )

Liu Nuoyi's classic quotations

Brother Kangkang! Big brother!

(In the first few episodes of the program, Nuoyi's two brothers, Kangkang and Dajun, were stupid and confused. They always called them by the wrong names, and they cried with a bright face. They didn't know anything about ignoring the reminder from their father and firmly believed that they were not staggered)

If my father is old, he will die slowly, but I love him so much that I hope he will be happy forever.

(In the truth test, Noyi gave this warm answer when asked if he would still like his father if he was old. )

I'm blind!

(Noichi, who was caught by the thick smoke in the room, said this sentence in a northeast accent, with a pitiful and funny expression. )

I love my father so much. 8 seconds of love.

(When asked whether he loves his father or not and how much he loves him, Noyi tells the answer. His answer comes from a French proverb: a minute is only 6 seconds, but my love for you is 8 seconds, and I love you 2 seconds more every minute. To put it simply, Nuoyi loves her father very much every minute. )

Last time we saw a big temple, it was a real big temple, and that big temple was called Leiyin Temple! .....

(When looking for wild elephants in the forest, Nuoyi kept talking as he walked. From the black cat sheriff to the screamo temple and the food he didn't eat, Uncle Zou failed every time he tried to calm Nuoyi down. )

I think dě lollipop!

(Nuoyi, who lost the game and didn't get the lollipop, cried with her father. )

Gollum!

(Speaking of the Monkey King's golden hoop, Noyi said this. )

Guanyin asked me to chat with you.

(When dad asked what Guanyin Bodhisattva said to Nuoyi, Nuoyi replied, which was very cute and a little sad. ) Junichi Watanabe's classic quotations

1. You can't be a flower if you don't keep secrets. Then it is not only a flower, but also a person's appearance, art and talent. If you show yourself openly and strongly, you can't become a flower.

2. The creator endows men with active activity ability. But in the relationship between men and women, the result is counterproductive. Men sometimes bear great burdens. The creator gives women a negative and strong endurance. It seems that they have suffered a loss. In fact, women have played with men and got good results.

3. For women, sexual happiness can only be obtained after breaking through obstacles. The so-called obstacles are sense of shame and cleanliness. After crossing these obstacles, it is a pleasant garden. Compared with women, men have almost no obstacles to be happy, and even if they have, they are only a little ashamed, which will pass by when they have desires. Male sexual desire is simple and simple, boring and boring, and it is easy to get happiness, but it will not develop further. On the contrary, women's road to sexual happiness is narrow, and once it goes deep, it will expand indefinitely and have endless aftertaste.

4. When breaking up, leaving some aftertaste is the secret of successful communication between men and women.

5. If you are a unscrupulous scoundrel, maybe women will obey honestly. However, not all women are at the mercy of the unscrupulous. That depends on how skillfully men win over women and don't make them bored.

6. No matter how many books you read or stories you listen to, you can't deeply understand what love is all about and what men and women are all about. If you don't experience it yourself, you'll never know what love is.

7. Men and women can't get too close, but when we are young, we can't wait to get close to each other.

8. Men and women can't get too close, and too close love will become a negative burden.

9. Women's hair is the most sensitive. The posture when touching can measure her mood to some extent.

1. Seize the opportunity in courtship, and once you lose the opportunity, all your efforts will be wasted. Once you have made up your mind, you must take decisive action. But if you are too rude, the other party will struggle to resist. A submissive bird may turn into a formidable eagle.

11. People, flowers and other creatures, who want to express themselves excessively, will disappoint the audience and weaken its original charm.

12. If a man has gradually forgotten a woman's body, then her charm is gone. Losing the attraction of the opposite sex, while losing the heart, will not ask for her body. In the long-term relationship between men and women, there will always be anger, dispute and boredom, and the mind will fluctuate constantly, and it is difficult for them to restrain themselves.

13. In all the battles between victory and defeat in the world, the most painful thing is not when you fail, but when you admit it.

14. It is always men who make demands first, while very few women take the initiative.

15. Instantaneous violence is a necessary behavior for the combination between men and women.

16. I have been a doctor for 1 years, mainly as a surgeon in the surgical department of Hokkaido University. When I was a doctor, I saw a lot of patients. I saw countless horrors of illness or fear of death. But I think among so many tragedies of death, the only thing that can save death is love. I once saw a dying patient who was very afraid of death and kept shaking, but when his lover was by his side and grabbed his hand, he was able to calm down and seemed to forget the feeling of fear of death. I think I have seen so many horrors of death that I am more willing to write about love, but I am not sure whether love can overcome death, but I am very willing to write this theme.

17. Writing itself is my greatest interest. Looking up information for writing, including studying food and clothing, is also something I like to do.

18. Many women have accepted men at their strong request, but women will certainly be rewarded. All women will not openly and explicitly ask for it. Between the request and the request, an understanding is naturally reached.

19. If you choose freedom, you have to endure loneliness.

2. Seduction itself is produced according to people's needs. Men's philandering is mainly to seek sexual and spiritual satisfaction, while women's affair is mainly to make up for the lack of emotional spirit.

21. Compared with this, the physical bond is much stronger. Once the communication is over, it is deeply rooted in the heart. Its feelings will spread to the whole body and will never be forgotten.

22. Come to think of it carefully, men's desires are simple, like naughty children, lacking patience! If men are as patient as women, then human beings will not be so prosperous. Men's desires are dynamic and extroverted, so the relationship between men and women is established.

23. In the history of mankind, I don't know how much it cost to be impatient with masculinity! And women are naturally patient, and I don't know how many men have been pushed around.

24. This may be a natural tendency of people. In this case, when getting married, it is for insurance after old age. On the surface, it is love, but it is actually an insurance after aging.

25. Only the other person's body is required. As long as this bond exists, the relationship between men and women can be maintained. On the contrary, the other person's body is not needed, and the relationship is not far away.

26. catching and killing is another matter, and caressing after catching is another matter. Rough methods will not lead to good results. Catch her, always use a little violence, but enough is enough. Instantaneous violence is the expression of love, and continuous violence will only make the other person suffer.

27. A writer's duty is to express his true thoughts frankly. You can't write a good novel by hiding it. If you don't bravely express your likes and dislikes, others won't take the time to look at your things, let alone make a noise.

28. As a man, it is better to be a performer than an actor. It is better to be an excellent planner than an excellent actor. This is not the hope of men, but that men themselves are made up of these many factors. Men want women to be excellent actors.

29. Do what you want to do, write what you want to write and live the life you want. First love, in those quiet days, the person who makes your heart beat, can watch from afar and accompany you quietly until you get old, but you can't tell yourself to stop loving him. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

2. from the clear love of fourteen to the thorough love of twenty-three. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

3. the wind took away my thoughts, rolled up the dust and sent them to your hometown. Teenager, have you ever heard of it? "have you ever heard of teenagers"

4. at the beginning of the story, you surprised me for ten years. At the end of the story, we run counter to each other, and this ten-year dream has finally come to an end. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

5. I still remember when I was seventeen, we thought that liking was forever. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

6. consider it as my wishful thinking, and I will always be your peerless friend if you are willing. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

7. it may be good to let the so-called beauty exist somewhere, and to look back on the past and recall the memory often. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

8. it's a pity that there is no if in this world after all, no matter how careful we are, we can't escape a doomed sentence in the end. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

9. the air is quiet, and time is slow. what we agreed to be there or not has become a clean break in later stories. "have you ever heard of teenagers?"

1. come quietly, but leave decisively. Take away all the smiles and light in his life and never wait for his summer again. "have you ever heard of teenagers?"

11. those days were fleeting in memory, gradually blurred and no longer complete, and only myself was moved. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

12. you know, time is innocent, but later we never like to return to the original appearance. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

13. go to a dream, a dream with him, happiness and a 25-year-old agreement. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

14. if one day you stop and want to look back at these years, do you know that I have never gone far behind you? "have you ever heard of teenagers"

15. in the past ten years, the bits and pieces of youth have been spent in the years, and those youths that have been excessively consumed by us have only an hourglass of memories. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

16. in the past, no one was looking forward to being twenty-five years old and promised her an agreement to be there or not. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

17. my youth has finally come to an end, and I finally bid farewell to you. We are all gone, so there is no need to see you again. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

18. our story will eventually bid farewell to this unspeakable past and rush to their own happiness. don't look back without waiting, the people you love the most are around, and the people you cherish are in front of you. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

19. I will always be with you, whether in the past, present or future. Have you ever heard of Kay as a teenager

2. Because of love, we are together; Because of love, we are hard to leave; Once vague and ignorant feelings, if he is really too good, if he is wrong, it will be good, and this is love. Have you ever heard of "Teenager"

21. Because they are all other people's stories, we are not impressed. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

22. it turns out that we can really meet you every time we are drunk, and every time we can only meet like this in our dreams. "have you ever heard of teenagers?"

23. this period of love, which is intentional and unintentional, has finally come to an end. "have you ever heard of teenagers?"

24. The initial heartbeat was exchanged for the last one. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

25. finally, we all returned to our original positions and played our roles. "have you ever heard of teenagers"

26. finally, we like a person, and we will humble ourselves to the dust, but we can't blossom. Have you ever heard of Tang Nuo's classic quotations

1. Fortunately, we are not professional professors and scholars, so we don't have to spend our brains to solve such professional but boring problems. We just need to enjoy the beautiful connection between these original figurative glyphs and the abstract meaning we understand today. The Story of Words

2. It's strange that the world hasn't bothered you yet, but you are in a hurry to soak in the most rotten, false and nonsense corner. Why are you so impressed with the world image every day?

3. Today, reading is still generally set as a self-evident good thing, and the idea of reading is still regarded as a good idea in life. In the long life we live, the idea of starting reading will always come back several times, and the number is probably no less than the number of times when the spring is bright and we suddenly want to talk about his love. Reading Story

4. Although it has nothing to do with winning or losing, Kuai often has an indescribable dazzling brilliance, and even people can't help but stand up and applaud it. "At that time, there was no king, and everyone walked at will"

5. Science has an accurate and stable beauty of order, which is magical, allowing us to face the chaotic world calmly and fearlessly. The name of the world

6. Tolerance is not only a virtue of high self-control, but also rational, even beneficial to oneself. In the long run, the more rational cognitive components come out, the more obvious the benefits are.

7. Travel is always time-consuming and expensive, and reading is the cheapest and most convenient way to travel, the most effective summoning magic in a heterogeneous world, and the fastest way to turn the world into hometown. "Reading Story"

8. Every time, we always have to make the most difficult choice in life in the narrowest time gap and the most inappropriate mood, always in the most unconscious.