A joke that describes in detail when a chicken is eating.

1, my family has a big cock. The cock's head is small, but its red comb is very conspicuous. Its eyes are round, like a ball. It has an invisible inner ear and a yellow sharp mouth, like a hook. It is fluffy and its feathers are yellow. The black feather on the tail looks like a little girl's hair.

2. The native chicken flies up the tree, beside the white goose grass, the wild vegetables are tasted by the table guests, and the cooking is fragrant in the earthen stove. The leisure farmhouse is cool, with a square table playing mahjong, practicing by the stream at sunrise and a balcony at sunset.

3. My penis is very capable. Every morning when it's just white, the rooster will hold his head high and crow loudly. That loud voice, breaking the silence and awakening people, is so rhythmic and punctual. Every time I hear him cry, I will think of Tang Bohu's poem: "Quiet voices dare not speak out of turn, thousands of households open." Thanks to the rooster, I can get up on time for school every day. It has really become a "small alarm clock" in my life.

Grandma's family is in the countryside and keeps a lot of poultry. I like grandma's dick best. How beautiful it looks. It has a pair of big yellow claws, four toes spread apart, and its steps are steady and powerful. It has a red comb on its head, which is very beautiful. A pair of dark eyes are bright, and they seem to be observing everything around them all the time, so as to protect the hens and chickens around them at any time.

There is a big cock in my home. That's awesome. No chicken is its opponent: it walks like a marshal, with its neck held high and its steps steady. That's awesome. So I like it very much. Every day before dawn, the rooster craned his neck with gorgeous feathers and broke the endless silence with a long cry-"Oh, Oh, Oh …". The rooster can not only wake us up for work in the morning, but also watch the door!

6. My family has a mighty rooster. The red comb on its head is as red as a flame. Beautiful feathers are like colorful robes and golden boots, imposing. When he walks, he strut like a general. Every morning, the rooster swaggered out, moistened his throat and shouted like a trumpet to urge people to get up quickly.

Grandma keeps a rooster, and I named it "Jinjin". How proud it looks with a bright red comb on its head! The whole body is covered with golden feathers, and the feathers on the tail are always tilted high, shaking around when walking, as if wearing a shiny and colorful dress. It often runs around the yard with strong legs. I think if I let him take part in the Olympic Games in Animal Kingdom, he will definitely win the hurdles championship!

8. The cock's mouth is sharp and hard, and it will "bang" when it picks up food. Behind him is a dark green tail with sparkling feathers, which is particularly dazzling in the sun. Look, that rooster, with his head held high, his chest straight, his shiny tail stuck high, swaggering in the yard, majestic, like an inviolable king.