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What should I say when I call a girl to wake up?

I am a girl, I hope. The boyfriend said, honey, it's 7 o'clock now. Don't get up, lazy boy. Get up quickly and start early. I have a reward. Soon.

(Then buy her something)

Call the girl and tell her some troubles, saying that she should be happy to help her solve them.

I wish you happiness.