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Humorous dialogue between men and women

1. A woman calls a man. Ai: Are you doing anything tonight? The man said with expectation and affectation, that depends on what it is. Subtext: If it's business, I'm sorry, I'm busy. If it's personal, hey, hey, hey. 2. At the dinner table, men and women are chatting while eating. The woman's eyes dodged and she was shy from time to time. The man looked at the woman's eyes with deep meaning: "Have you always liked to suppress your feelings so much?" Subtext: I know you are interested in me, but it's not enough to be interested. You have to "act" quickly! When the master said this, he must convey his deep affection and regret through a magnetic voice. As soon as this was said, the atmosphere was guaranteed to become extremely ambiguous. 3, the bar, men and women to drink. The woman called the waiter: Give me and my husband a martini each. The man was flattered, and the woman smiled generously: There is a discount for couples recently. The man is suddenly lost, the woman smiles, and her eyes are full of waves ... Think about it, even the husband is called, and the fool knows what to do next.

4. Late at night, the man sent the woman downstairs. As he was about to say goodbye, the man approached the woman's face and said, "Can I go up and have a cup of coffee?" Do you think he really left after drinking coffee?

Extended information:

Secrets of chat skills: seemingly superficial chat, in which mysterious (routine) skills are hidden. How to bring a girl into the trap she has laid? How to make a girl submit to herself in a chat? How to set up your framework? These skills are more effective and can help you get the girl you want faster and more effectively. 1. I often say that if you don't talk to death, how can you know what attitude she has towards you? That is to say, for those of you who are lucky, in fact, you know that she may not have much window for you, but you don't want to give up, but you will not talk.

simply go on in your own way, sometimes you have to wait until you hit your head and break your blood. I never deliberately set a trap for a woman, especially in chatting. Natural things come more smoothly than deliberate guidance, especially when preparing to meet. A woman often puts too much emotion into her chat, and whether she is interested in your window can be seen at a glance through the early chat.

2. Whether a woman can accept your willingness to chat with you depends on how much your presentation makes me feel, not how much you say. The common mistake that novices make is to expose their information too much in the chat.

The less they know about you, the more she wants to know about you. Who says no? Keeping the mystery is the first step to let her into your framework. At least in my opinion, (if you have your own opinions on it, skip it by yourself)

It is a necessary first step for you not to expose too much information in the process. You can talk about everything, and your sister will unconsciously penetrate her information points in the topic, which can better help you judge her window period and the current situation. In the process of interacting with your sister, you can appropriately let your sister explain her information more. The more you invest in interactive dialogue, the more addictive it is.