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How to reply when a girl says she has a stomachache. How to reply when a girl says she has a stomachache.

1. When I heard you say that you have a stomachache, I felt very sad. If I were by your side, I would make you a cup of brown sugar water and hold you tenderly in my arms.

2. If only I knew magic, I would divide your menstrual period into several days each month, and I would feel the pain and discomfort together with you.

3. Don't worry, I'll be there soon.

4. When I had a stomachache when I was a child, I would go to sleep, and the pain would stop when I fell asleep.

5. When you have a stomachache in the future, I will put my hand on your stomach and you will feel better.

6. Is the pain severe? How about I take you to see a doctor.

7. I really want to run to you right away.

8. Let me tell you a few jokes.