Some old dialogue jokes

1, Lu Ban was a famous inventor in the Spring and Autumn Period. According to legend, he made a wooden horse car for his mother, who was driven by Woodenhead and never came back. Her father gave her a thumbs-up and praised her: What a sensible child!

2. In his spare time, Su Shi visited Master Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple. I didn't expect the master to be away, so a little novice monk opened the door.

Su Shi proudly said, "Where is the bald donkey? . "

Little novice monk calmly pointed to the distance and replied, "Dongpo eats grass!" " "

3. Cao Cao and Liu Bei read together, and the new teacher made some multiple-choice questions. As a result, they all did well. The teacher looked at it and said, "Yes, a willing heart can teach!"!

The teacher came to Liu Bei: You speak first!

Liu Bei: Teacher, I'm Liu Bei (selected).

Teacher: Good choice!

Cao Cao: "Teacher, I am Meng De."

Teacher: Although you are right, you have been cheated.

Cao Cao: Fuck, I'm not cheated!

Liu Bei: Fuck, you are Meng De.