Who has the coldest but funniest phrase joke?

One day, a rabbit went to the store to buy carrots. It asked the boss if he had 65,438+000 carrots. The boss said no, and the rabbit left. The next day, the rabbit walked into the shop and asked if there were 100 carrots. The boss said yes and the rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit went to the store again and asked the boss if he had 100 carrots. The boss said there was. The rabbit smiled with satisfaction and said, "Give me two."