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The cherry blossoms only bloomed for a moment, but they failed for a whole year.
True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.
3, people are looking for him for thousands of Baidu, and you can take two steps without illness.
The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.
I think, if I love deeply, I am not afraid of sadness, but love makes my heart become Leng Xue.
6. What is more charming than the star in the spotlight is that someone is waiting for you under the street lamp.
7. I won't let you see my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.
8. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.
9. I always feel uneasy, as if I have lost the whole world.
10, I'm just a passerby who accompanied you on a crazy and short carnival.
1 1, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.
12, every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.
13. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.
14, I'm not unsociable, but I have intensive phobia.
15, I don't know my rival or my lover.
16, people who know me don't need to explain. People who don't understand me need to explain.
17, it is a great blessing to find a beloved person in the vast sea of people. Maybe it's not as good as you think, and it shouldn't be so bad. Therefore, we should cherish the blessings, care more and blame less.
18. Love may hurt, hurt, cry and be sad, but we are still crazy about love and can't stop.
19, I love you all my life.
20. For the last time, if you leave, don't look back.
2 1, only I know, when I am in pain, I don't say anything.
22. This girl, you are dressed too beautifully. Are you dissatisfied with the world?
23. There are two selves in this world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.
24. Maybe you are an insignificant little ant, but for the ant's father and mother, you are their whole world, so the little ant is not qualified not to work hard.
25. The only closest thing between love and religion is that it allows us to experience heaven and hell. He who can give you heaven can also give you hell.
26. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.
27. The cherry blossoms only bloomed for a moment, but they failed for a whole year.
Happiness is so simple and so far away.
Before breaking up, the sad cherry blossoms with a heavy heart only bloomed for a moment, but they were ruined for a whole year.
I said long live being single, but when I see two people, I will remain silent.
People who like you, people who want you now, and people who love you will give you the future.
The pain I said has calmed down, and it only touches my heart if I don't say it.
Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.
I'm afraid my memory will be less and less like an hourglass, and it will be blurred one day.
Miss you, endless thoughts, let me fall into the pain of missing and struggling.
Youth is a beautiful sadness. I didn't cry, but my tears came down.
Not everyone can ask why, not everyone can say sorry.
When a person has the idea of leaving, he is doomed not to return to his original position.
Pointing to my heart, I proudly tell you that it will be you from now on.
The cherry blossoms only bloomed for a moment, but they failed for a whole year.
Walking in the rain with an umbrella, but I can't find my own shadow.
I am still so worthless. I've been following your news everywhere.
Flowers do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to brave people!
We all have the disability of love. We are like eyes and tears. Without tears, eyes will dry up.
The world is so dark, who should I give my heart to?
The best thing about a trip is not the scenery, but the people who accompany you to see it.
Love is like a tsunami, overwhelming, all ups and downs, and finally leaving.
How much I loved, how much my heart hurt.
I dreamed that you were alone, and I woke up crying with pain.
Why do you want to prove something to others? Life is better, but for yourself.
I will always be lonely and have nothing, including my caring friends.
I can't remember the days of being together, and I can't remember the days of breaking up.
Your favorite song. It turned out to be a bit messy. How can I pick it up?
Some things seem to be lost and can never be found again, just like some people.
This love, I lost ruthlessly enough, and she won seriously enough.
Carve his name in the most conspicuous place on the table. After breaking up, he is the most conspicuous injury in your heart.
I just want people around me to be happy, but I forget that I am not the master of the world.
Even if you let me down a thousand times, I won't ignore you.
I still can't help but miss you. Time only dilutes my feelings, and you are still my unspeakable pain.
I'm still waiting for you to be indifferent to my injury.
The warmth of my life is not long, and you only have one time.
Actually, I used to be cute. At least I'm sure it will last forever
When breaking up, you don't deserve to say that I wish you happiness.
If the world ignores you, you can treat it in the same way.
I don't want you to say I love you in a few words.
Heart will be tired, love will be cold, which is the only process of feelings.
Long after breaking up, I found that I still have you in my heart.
Every trauma is a maturity, and every loss is a gain.
There is no obvious love, only that humble love.
There are so many people in life that no one will lose anything without them.
Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.
Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.
When tears come down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.
Some things are obviously wrong, but we still have to confront them because we are unwilling.
Don't leave me, I can't feel my existence without you.
Don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing will be a puncture pain.
The person who really knows loneliness is because he has lost too much.
When did you get used to describing your feelings in other people's sentences?
When I find that I can't live without you, it's time for you to leave me.
Chasing a boy for a long time, he never agreed. Today, he told me that he likes my best friend, and he asked me to help her chase my best friend. I agreed and wished him happiness.
Miss you, endless thoughts, let me fall into the pain of missing and struggling.
I once gave you all my love to squander, but you didn't care.
Since the beginning is difficult and parting is sad, let's leave the best memories in the middle.
The accumulated thoughts welled up in my heart and suddenly choked my throat.
Only memories can show off, even if it's just talk.
What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to return to zero in front of the opportunity.
At the next intersection, miss a certain temperature.
A boy's playboy is a woman's bitch, and a woman's playboy is a man's will.
That year, Na Yue, that day, that time, that place, that person. That scene. that That scene.
My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.
I love him the most vigorously and crazily, and my dream is badly shattered but I won't forget it.
Some things seem to be lost and can never be found again, just like some people.
No matter how beautiful the promise is, it can't stand the change of time.
I want to spend the rest of my life writing about our happiness, and I will burst into tears when I write.
Hedgehog, clearly and weakly telling my happiness.
How much I loved, how much my heart hurt.
We are fools of love, but love treats us like fools.
Quit and you'll be happy, forget and you'll be all happy.
Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.
Walk alone, sleep alone, cry alone, laugh alone, and be lonely forever.
In this era, everything is money. Without money, you are a loser.
If the years were just the makeup of lovers in reincarnation, maybe I wouldn't be heartbroken all my life.
I know you still care about me, that's enough. I will wait until the day when you are tired of playing.
I still can't help but miss you. Time only dilutes my feelings, and you are still my unspeakable pain.
I don't want to explore words to describe an increasingly dark and boundless world.
Love, just like a circle, a circle without loopholes, I, turning around in the circle, will never turn out.
Pursue the innocence of life, an indelible cloud in my heart.
The years gone by like running water, gone forever.
It is a fairy tale to wish for one person's heart, and it is a joke not to part with each other.
Breaking up is painful. Is time playing a trick on us
I can't be the only one for you, but I also want to be your image.
People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.
Women always say goodbye and shout in their hearts, don't go.
Don't mention it because you forgot it, but because you remember it.
How a man demeans his ex-girlfriend in front of you, then you are the next living target.
Is the unspeakable pain turned into an unstoppable injury?
Holding things that don't belong to me tightly in your hand will only hurt yourself.
Finally, she smokes and drinks and becomes something you will never fall in love with.
You were there, I was here, just missing and never seeing each other again.
Without you, I can laugh at love without fear.
I won't allow me to fall in love with you again, and I won't allow you to disturb my firmness.
I don't seem as stupid as when I liked you.
In the end, we didn't get together. Fortunately, we practiced repeatedly and got used to being apart.
I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting, I don't want to cry, so I have been pretending to laugh, I don't want to be left behind, so I prefer to be alone.
I never regret the people I met. What I regret is how I became who I am now.
I just found out that there is only one word difference between love and not love, but it will make me lose myself.
I accidentally downloaded you to my heart, and now it tells me that this file can't be deleted.
If you can't get a lover, it will always be the wind. If you stay for a thousand times, it will be gone.
Remember, one day, I will point to my heart and tell you that you should move!
Let me call the name of the old man, pick up the lonely shadow behind me, and live again with a glass of hard liquor.
The world is too big and life is too short. Try to live the life you want.
As long as you are around, I will never have time to feel the biting winter.
I want you to treat me like air. At least you can't live without me.
Tired, painful and desperate, you will naturally let go.
Don't open the wound to others easily, because others are busy and hurt themselves.
You are far away from me and I am humble at your fingertips.
People who don't care about you don't bother, they lose their smiles and dignity.
You always hurt me unscrupulously, and then you always take the trouble to say sorry to me.
Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime.
First of all, it took us time to learn to speak, but it took us decades to learn to shut up.
Second, if growth is always a pattern, logical, sunny and flawless, it is not growth, and it is unqualified literary creation. Growth is really three-dimensional, and it will make people worry, but it is not out of line. Just keep the bottom line.
Third, no one wants to experience pain and face failure. Some people, even after suffering and failure, are devastated and unable to summon up the courage to live. But a life without suffering and failure is an incomplete life, and suffering enriches our life experience. Time is a difficult journey, everyone can't change it, and everyone needs to bear it.
If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
The passing of youth is not terrible. The terrible thing is to lose that brave heart that loves life.
In fact, only time can really prove how great love is.
Seven, I don't want to be an episode in your life, just want to be the perfect ending of your life.
Worry is a waste of time, it can't change anything, it can only disturb your mind and steal your happiness.
Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.
Ten, you quit my world, but still occupy my memory.
Maybe there aren't so many hits in the world, but it's really a waste of time to ask each other again and again if they like themselves. Because love can't be hidden. If it can't be delayed for a long time, then recognize it early. Don't be reluctant to be warm. You deserve better.
I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do your best today.
Sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.
Fifteen, missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime.
There are many troubles in the world that can be easily solved. Some things will be different, as long as you are willing to look at it the other way around.
Seventeen, one day, I got used to your frankness, and you guessed my duplicity.
Eighteen, learn to control emotions. Fate will not be influenced by emotions, but actions can change the future.
Nineteen, I think time is the best folk prescription, and all that can be cured are skin injuries.
20. Every trouble is an opportunity for us to find our own shortcomings.
Twenty-one, like water, you will retreat when you are high, and you will never drown your advantages; Be like water. If you are low, I will come and never expose your defects. Be like water. If you move, I will go with you and never leave your loneliness. Be like water. If you are hot, I will boil, and I will never hinder your enthusiasm. Be like water. If you are cold, I will solidify, and I will never ignore your cold. Good as water, good as water; Like life like water, follow the crowd.
70 sentences can make you happy for a whole year.
1, you know the sound after practicing a thousand songs, and you have seen a thousand swords. -Liu Xie
2, its body is right, but not ordered; His body is not straight, although he disobeys. -The Analects of Confucius
Any knowledge and technology need countless times of practice.
4. To achieve great things, besides diligently cultivating talents and abilities, it is more important to be able to persist.
Only by combining knowledge with practice can you achieve your career.
6. Throughout the ages, people have lofty aspirations and are saints.
7. There is virtue in the world, followed by merit, followed by words. Although it has not been abolished for a long time, it is called immortality. -"Zuo zhuan"
The higher your ambition, the stronger your ability, and correspondingly, the more you force yourself to study.
9. Learning without knowing is equal to not learning; Knowing without doing is the same as not knowing. Huang Yi
10, for heaven and earth, for people, for the past, for eternal peace. -Zhang Zai
1 1, there is an ideal in your heart, and no matter how far the road is, you will never lose your way.
12, hard work will eventually pay off, and heaven will reward hard work.
13, the hero has ambition, a good plan in his belly, an opportunity to hide the universe, and the spirit of going in and out of heaven and earth. -Romance of the Three Kingdoms
14, it's a great event in the world. If you don't make up your mind, it's hard to achieve it!
15, with copper as the mirror, you can dress; Taking history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; Take people as a mirror, you can know the gains and losses. -"Old Tang Book Wei Zhi Biography"
16, be knowledgeable, interrogate, think carefully, distinguish clearly and faithfully. -Book of Rites
17, physical and mental integrity, integration of knowledge and practice.
18. Without a strong will, there will be no wisdom. If you don't believe it, you won't succeed. Mo Zhai
19, loyal to your art, you don't know your age, I am penniless. -Du Fu
20. Any success is the result of years of hard work. I am not afraid to walk slowly, but I am afraid I won't start.
2 1, everything you learn must be determined first. -Zhu
22. Loyalty is also a spirit lacking in modern society.
23, heroism, bullying the city for 80,000 miles, compassionate, kind and virtuous.
24. The way to learn is to persist and find the right way.
25. If you don't fly, fly to the sky; If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster. -"Everything is ready"
26. Time is the battlefield of our struggle, and every second lost is the passage of life.
27, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement. The capacity of the earth is limited, so a gentleman must constantly cultivate his own virtue to undertake the world. -I ching
28, don't do it with evil small, don't do it with good small. -Liu Bei
29. A gentleman, born in the world, must struggle on his own.
30. Give the world and people around you more tolerance and more responsibility.
3 1, if everyone in the world can understand each other, you can stop disturbing the world.
32. I have no intention of staying or staying, watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court; Don't be surprised, follow the clouds in the sky. -"Deep Window Notes"
33. When will all rivers enter the sea in the east and return to the west? If young people don't try their best, old people will be sad. -Han Yuefu
The foundation of any career and study should be based on the cultivation of one's own moral quality.
35. How many gentlemen would there be in the world if everyone reflected on himself every day?
36. A gentleman is not poor. Confucius
37. When you are old and strong, you would rather be moved; Poverty is strong, not falling into the sky. -Tang
38. Only by doing good deeds and having a sense of shame can you become a gentleman.
39. Only by being clear-headed, steady and powerful, and getting rid of temptation, can we achieve great things.
40. Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later. —— Fan Zhongyan
4 1. As a leader, we should be sympathetic to our subordinates, suppress them blindly, and lose people's hearts.
42. If the sky is going to fall on the Sri Lankan people, we must first suffer their thoughts, their bones and muscles, starve their bodies, empty their bodies and disrupt their actions. -"Mencius"
43. The method of learning is to approach the truth step by step and to a higher level.
44. Walk on the road of struggle, don't care too much about some honors and disgraces, just be normal.
45, everyone is good, then the world is peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos. -Liu E
46. Learn to be close to knowledge, be close to benevolence, and be ashamed to be close to courage. -the golden mean
47. My heart is a magnet. Doesn't mean the south won't rest. -Wen Tianxiang
48. Those who enjoy the people will enjoy themselves. People have their worries, and people have their worries. -"Mencius"
49. Be a man, be broad-minded and tolerate all kinds of negative emotions.
50. If you are not indifferent, you will have no ambition, and if you are not quiet, you will be far away. -Zhuge Liang
5 1, the more trivial things, the more quality.
52. Scholars have a long way to go to strive for self-improvement. Isn't it important to think that benevolence is your responsibility? Not far from death? -The Analects of Confucius
53. All rivers run into the sea, with great tolerance; The wall stands a thousand miles, and it is just without desire. -Lin Zexu
54. In modern society, many people are insatiable and do not hesitate to violate the law and discipline; Be a man, no matter how poor you are, you must be poor and have backbone!
55. If you are poor, you will be immune to it, and if you are good, you will help the world. -"Mencius"
56. How can you achieve great things without being tortured?
57. I am indifferent to the world, and my mood is like a cloud.
58. Confucius said: The knower is not confused, the benevolent is not worried, and the brave is not afraid. -The Analects of Confucius
59. People who really work hard will not spend time on negative emotions.
60. Only when the body grows old can the mind remain rich forever.
6 1. People who made great achievements in ancient times not only had talent, but also had persistent determination. -Su Shi
62. Wealth is like floating clouds. We don't take it when we are born and we don't take it when we die. What we really leave behind is our contribution to the world.
63. Eat thinly, drink water, bend your arms and rest on it, and enjoy it. Unjust wealth is like a cloud to me. -The Analects of Confucius
64. Take home as your home, hometown as your hometown, country as your country, and the world as your world. -"pipe"
Whether rich or poor, it is everyone's duty to adhere to good moral quality.
66. On the way forward, we should constantly reflect on and take care of our own shortcomings, learn more and make further progress.
67. Open your eyes and make an appointment. -Su Shi
68. I visited myself three times. Is it cheating for others? Don't believe in making friends? Can you pass it on? -The Analects of Confucius
69. If you care about your country, you will consider your whole life.
70. One day, I will ride the wind and waves, sail straight and cross the deep sea. -Li Bai
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