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Wonderful dialogue of magic quick play
Qing Zi (striking table): Please go out with me! !
Fight (embarrassed smile): Is this a new joke?
Qing Zi (angry): Go or not! !
Fight (leaning against the chair): Please! Who wants to date an ugly guy like you! !
Qing Zi (with tears in her eyes): I know ... but ... please.
Fighting (blushing): Huh? ..... all right. ....
Qing Zi (happily): Then, let's go to the amusement park this Sunday! It's a deal!
Fight (in a hurry): Hey! Wait!
(Thinking: Sunday is the day of action. Does she know who I am? )
In the classroom, Hiroko is distributing chocolates to many boys.
Spell: Hiroko! Me too!
Pa ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Hiroko knocks over all the chocolates in Kuaidou's hand)
Fight: Huh?
Hongzi: If you want my chocolate, you must throw away the others first. ......
Boy: Yes! Yes! Otherwise, it is impolite to Hiroko!
Fight (thinking): then .......
Fight (laughs): Then I don't want your chocolate!
Hiroko (surprised): Strange! How is that possible? ........
Dialogue between the Prime Minister and Kuaida in the Magic Fight
Tao Tao: I think the dialogue between the Prime Minister and Kuaidou is very touching. .....
Premier: I have always hated quarreling! I really don't want to see ... everyone arguing. ....
Prime Minister: At first, this meeting was about peacekeeping ..... No one could understand its meaning. .....
Fighting: Prime Minister ......
Premier: Actually, I envy you! I really want to be a magician ... a world-class magician like you. ....
So I want to see you ... and see what the thief looks like.
Fight: Is that why you kidnapped you pretending to be Haidong in the Black Market?
First of all (touching his head): I'm so sorry! I am an irresponsible prime minister! A man like me is not suitable.
Be a politician, hehe!
The Dialogue between Hiroko and Qing Zi
Hiroko: I like him very much.
Qing Zi: Huh?
Hiroko: Jet Fight is not as simple as you think. He's incredible. In short, he
Not worthy of ordinary you at all!
Hiroko: Do you want to bet with me? In the evening, whoever is in his group will win! Losers quit. ....
Qing Zi (covering her mouth and laughing): Hehe ~ ~
Hiroko (angry): What's so funny!
Qing Zi: But this is ridiculous! ! A beautiful woman like you should like him! Fighting is really popular!
Qing Zi (Gossip): Hey, tell me, where do you like to play fast boxing?
Hiroko (completely lost): ... Nothing ... Hehe. ....
Dialogue between Qing Zi, Hiroko and Kuaidou
Fight: You still skate so badly!
Qing Zi: Cut the crap! !
Fight: You haven't decided yet, have you?
Qing Zi: What?
Fight: a partner in the evening. .....
Qing Zi: Huh?
Fight (pretending not to care): I really can't help it ... then I'll go with you!
Qing Zi (surprised): What?
Hiroko (interrupting): I heard that Nakamori is going to partner Jeff. .....
Qing Zi: You, Hiroko. .....
Fight: Really? Qing Zi?
Qing Zi: Yes, that's right!
Fight: then there is no way. .....
Qing Zi: Yes. .....
Hiroko (pulling a fight): Ah! The crane is coming, let's go!
Qing Zi and fight.
Fight (rushing on the road): It's over! It's almost 12! Qing Zi's birthday party is over! !
Qing Zi (nobody at home, lying on the table)
The phone is ringing!
Qing Zi: Hello?
Fight: Qing Zi! Excuse me! Probably not before 12!
Qing Zi: God, there's only one minute left-why ... why don't you come! I waited.
Long time no see! You guys ... That's terrible! I hate you most! ! !
Fight: Wow ... OK, OK, look out the window first!
Qing Zi (wiping tears): Hmm!
Qing Zi (pulls back the curtain): Huh?
Fight: Hee hee, more exciting!
Neighbor A: What's that noise?
Neighbor B: Midnight!
Neighbor A: It's ... fireworks!
Neighbor B: Am I dreaming?
Qing Zi: Wow (love)
Battle: Qing Zi ... This night scene is for you. Happy birthday!
Qing Zi: Hmm!
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