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Confused composition 1

Look at the alarm clock, it’s terrible! It's already seven o'clock! I rushed out of the room to see what my mother was doing. It turned out that my mother was still sleeping! I hurriedly changed into my school uniform and ran quickly towards the school. I looked around anxiously, but I didn't see any classmates. "Oops, it must be class!" I was so anxious that I almost cried.

Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice calling me. When I looked back, it turned out to be my classmate Xiaoli. She looked at me with curious eyes and said, "Why did you come to class today? Didn't the teacher cancel today's tutoring class?" "Oh! Why am I so confused!" I said embarrassedly. Xiaoli couldn't help laughing when she saw me like this. I blushed with embarrassment and ran home as fast as I could.

When I got home, my mother walked out of the room and said to me in surprise: "Didn't you go to school?" I told my mother what happened, and she said that I was really confused. insect.

I went back to the room, took off my school uniform and changed into a pair of pajamas. So I got into my warm bed again.

For me, this incident is funny and interesting, and it is really unforgettable. Confused composition 2

My eldest aunt is a famous confused person in the family. She always does things that are puzzling and mindless. This also caused a lot of jokes.

My aunt’s specialty is “Shredded Pork with Fish Flavor”, which is also my brother’s and my favorite. Once, after our repeated requests, she showed off her skills and made us a "fish-flavored shredded pork" in four colors: white, red, green and black. My brother and I couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and start eating when we saw this "delicious food" with "full color, flavor and taste". As soon as we took our mouths, my brother and I shouted in unison: "It's so salty!" Grandma heard this. He came over, took a taste, and said, "Did you kill the salt seller?" At this time, the aunt suddenly realized that she had put the salt in twice.

Another time, she hurriedly pulled her sister out of bed at 5:30, muttering: "Hurry, hurry, hurry, you are going to be late today!" The eldest aunt was anxious. I hurriedly sent my sister to school. When I got home, I realized that I had read the wrong watch and saw half past five instead of half past six. As a result, my sister didn't even have breakfast.

Do you think my eldest aunt is a real fool? Confused composition 3

The big rooster is covered with snow-white feathers, just like the silver armor of an ancient general, especially the feathers on the tail, which are turned up high, and the red crown is like a crown. Shi always held his head high and his chest high, like a majestic "general", which was very magical. "General" looked in the mirror today and found a rooster wearing the same clothes as himself. The "general" stared with anger, and the big rooster also stared hard at the "general". The "general" was so angry that he screamed, flapped his wings, and slapped the big cock hard with his paws. There was a bang and the mirror shattered. Ha ha. "General" smiled proudly.

The "General" came to the river and found that there was a big rooster in the river wearing the same clothes as himself, oh! "General" suddenly realized: "It turns out that the big rooster in the mirror and the big rooster in the river are my shadow." Confused Composition 4

Today, my mother had to go to work and asked me to take my Chinese winter vacation homework to my grandma’s house to do it. I went to the study room to get my homework. Hey! Why are you missing? I clearly remembered putting it in the bookcase, could it be invisible? I went to my bedroom to look for it again, but it wasn't there either.

Then, my mother also started to look for it for me. There was nothing under the sofa or under the bed. I've searched every corner and still can't find it. I had no choice but to borrow Zhang Liangzi’s Chinese winter vacation homework and go to Zhanwang to make a copy. It cost me 24 yuan. I felt so distressed!

After returning home, I used tape to tape up what Zhang Liangzi had done. Stick it all away. I spent another whole afternoon making up the parts I had done before. Then, I stood on the chair and wanted to stretch my legs. Suddenly, I saw some books on the top of my sister's wardrobe. I took them down and looked at them. It turned out to be my Chinese winter vacation homework.

Hey, being confused is so terrible! Confusing Composition 5

After I got home from school today, I started to sit on the desk and do my homework. My parents were busy with lunch.

When I first started doing my homework, I encountered a little difficulty. I couldn't find the answer in the tutorial book, let alone the dictionary that didn't have all the words. I had no choice but to ask my mother for advice: "Mom, when you say 'collection', should you correctly interpret it as 'convergence' or 'gathering'?" I was afraid that my mother had heard wrongly, so I spelled out the words to my mother clearly. "Meet? Gather? Oh, I know! It's a gathering." My mother said with confidence. I was stunned. It's true that 'the emperor has let down those who are thoughtful'! Dad is already smiling secretly from the side! I had to show my mother the notebook to prevent her from getting it wrong after I repeated it many times. My mother looked at the notebook, thought for a while, and said confidently: "It's 'convergence'! Why didn't you make it clear earlier! It's really "Just when I was about to write, my father laughed out loud. My mother heard my father's laughter and said, "No, the correct explanation is 'collection'." I really wanted to cry! My dad and I laughed till we fell to the ground together.

Such a confused mother can really make you at a loss sometimes! Confused composition 6

There is a fat little pig in the forest called Pangpang. It has a fat belly and looks very cute. It is notoriously confused.

One day, the forest primary school started. As soon as Pangpang walked out of the gate after eating, he met his good friend Little Rabbit, so he walked and played. Suddenly, there was a "bang" and Pangpang's head touched. When it reached a branch that was lying horizontally, a "big bag" immediately appeared, which made it scream in pain. When we got to the classroom, the teacher came to collect the homework. Pangpang turned the schoolbag from top to bottom, then from bottom to top, and poured the book out, but he couldn't find it. So the teacher told it to go home quickly and look for it.

Pangpang rushed out of the school, ran across the single-plank bridge, turned out of the alley, and walked into the woods. When he saw a house, he ran in. Shouting: "Grandma, get my homework!" A cat came out and asked strangely: "Little Pig, why did you come to my house?" Pangpang cried when he saw that it was not his home. Get up: "Grandma, come and hug me, I forgot where my home is." The kitten's neighbors all ran over, and the flower magpie hurriedly flew to tell Grandma Pig. Grandma Pig quickly came over and took the crying Fatty home.

Grandma pointed at the little pig and said angrily and funnyly: "Pangpang, you are so confused!" Pangpang smiled sheepishly. Confused composition 7

My grandfather is over seventy years old this year. His hair is white, but he is in good health, but he is often confused. He sometimes uses flour as salt and wears glasses. On my head, I searched all over the world for glasses.

Today, my grandfather was confused again. When I was doing my homework, suddenly, my grandpa shouted: "I can't find my mobile phone. Where is my mobile phone?" When he shouted, our whole family went out to help him find his mobile phone. Grandpa rummaged around the house, looking here and there. After flipping through the pages, he kept nagging, "Where is my mobile phone?" Where is my mobile phone? While looking for it, he said, "I don't think I've been here before." At this time, grandma came back from outside. When you saw the pots and bowls in the house facing the ground, you asked, "What's going on? What are you all doing?" ?" I quickly said: "We are looking for a mobile phone for grandpa." Grandma said with a smile, can you just make a call if you are looking for a mobile phone? You are also confused like grandpa. We cheered repeatedly, and dad called. It turned out that the phone was in grandpa’s hand! Grandpa suddenly realized it and said when it ran into my hands again, it was really funny. We each went back to our rooms, and the turmoil looking for our phones finally ended.

But suddenly I heard grandpa’s cry again, where are my glasses? Confused composition 8

My mother has a pair of eyes full of wisdom, but even though she is an adult, she can also be confused.

Get up, get up! Under my mother's "indiscriminate bombardment", I had to leave my lovely bed and warm quilt and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face. Grandpa was brushing his teeth in there. When he saw me, he said in surprise: "Why are you up so early?" ","Well, what time is it now?"? I asked doubtfully, and then looked at the clock. It was only a quarter past five. When I heard my cry, my mother came out and asked, "What's wrong?" I said: "It's only a quarter past five, why did you wake me up?" Why is it only a quarter past five? My mother looked up at the clock carefully and said, "I'm sorry, I saw it wrong."

Another time I went to learn to paint, and my mother helped me carry the art bag. When I was almost there, my mother suddenly shouted. I asked what was wrong, "I took the wrong bag," my mother said. I opened the art bag. , and found that they were all Chinese, mathematics and English books.

This is my "confused" mother. Confused Composition 9

I, named Xu Mufeng, go to class 302 of Mingjing Primary School. I am a smart little boy, but like Hu Tutu with big ears, I sometimes make mistakes.

I remember one time in a math class, Teacher Zheng asked: "What is 31×25?" Everyone rushed to raise their hands. Wang Siyun said: "It's equal to 775!" I hurriedly said: "No, no! It's equal to 56!" As soon as I finished my words, the whole room burst into laughter. It turns out that I mistook the multiplication sign as a plus sign.

Yesterday afternoon, my mother sent me to learn English. When I got off the bus, my mother told me: "Don't forget to take the book." "Okay!" I agreed and went to the training class happily. I walked to the classroom, opened the bag and took a look: Oops, I got a Mathematical Olympiad book. I had no choice but to share a book with my deskmate.

In the evening, my father came to pick me up and asked: "How did you study today?" "Veryveryverygood!" I said loudly. Dad joked: "If you take the Mathematical Olympiad book to English class, are you better at English or Mathematical Olympiad?" After hearing what my father said, my face turned red and I lowered my head in embarrassment.

This is me, a little boy who is often a little confused but very cute. Confused Composition 10

Recently I read an interesting book called "Confused Pig".

The protagonist in the story is a confused little pig named Confused Pig. It lives in the confused village and leads a confused life.

The confused pig was so confused that he asked a stone lion for directions. The stone lion said: "Go 500 steps forward, 500 steps to the right, 500 steps to the right, and 500 steps to the right again." We're here." The confused pig did as he was told, but after going around in a circle he came back to where he was.

The confused pig was so confused that he lost his million-dollar villa and had to go back to the confused village.

The confused pig is so kind. The big wolf Baba had no home and wandered around. The confused pig gave the big wolf Baba a house so that he could have a home.

I think this book is really interesting!