Lighthearted and interesting good morning words

Lead: A relaxing and interesting morning message will bring you a good mood for the day. Good morning, dear friend!

1. Put your arms around your girlfriend's waist, look calm, think for a long time, and turn to ask her. Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?

2. The sons of two people with type B blood must be 2B.

Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.

4.？ I love you? So what? It is three words. When the first letters add up, it's not a joke.

5. when can I get the lucky money when I open it? Another bag? And then what?

6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious ... Talk to my father.-Dad, where is my mother?

7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.

8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. It's all nonsense.

9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.

10. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.

1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

12. A person who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?

13. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.

14. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three, please redial one year later.

17. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

18. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

19. Dad took his family to his grandmother's home hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, especially telling his 4-year-old daughter not to ask on the way? How long will it take to arrive? Questions like that? After driving for an hour, the little daughter asked her father? By the time we get to grandma's house, will I be 5 years old?

20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I am embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill; 2 1. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

2 1. It was unplugged before it could be philandering.

22. I saw a girl who is familiar with her back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted her. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said that I mistook one for another. You look familiar. ? The girl smiled at me and said, rogue everyone looks familiar. ?

23. Big sister! Don't think that you can wear less if you have more fat. Polar bears are hairy!

24. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

25. Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?

26. Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

27. Playing with broadsword in the field will scare the mowers.

28. Life is like a chicken feather. It is your responsibility to find chicken from chicken feathers.

29. There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.