The complete works of jokes about plants vs. zombies

1, that day in space biology, the teacher talked about building an artificial natural ecosystem. He said that plants are needed first.

Because they can produce sunlight, suddenly they are wrong. How can plants produce sunlight?

He suddenly paused and said, I'm sorry. Plants vs. Zombies have played too much. ...

My father is a good man at home, and the housework has always been much bigger than my mother.

Just now, I said, Dad, his mother went to work the day after the British little prince was born.

It seems that people in China like confinement. Mom sat for half a year?

Then, my father risked his life and said, "She is sitting here now." ...

3. In a composition class, the Chinese teacher asked what is the advantage of writing like this.

A girl stood up and said "* *".

The whole class laughed, and the girl said, "I said attract readers. What are you laughing at?"

Black line in class.

The rabbit has been uncomfortable since it lost to the tortoise in the careless competition last time.

Today, I let the tortoise compete again. With the last lesson,

The rabbit ran so fast that it left the tortoise without a trace.

The tortoise saw the rabbit running fast, but he couldn't catch up with it.

So in a hurry, I put on a wolf skin.

Say to Kotaro: "Wife, you 2B…… ..."

After saying his word, I saw a flash of "bang" in the pot

The tortoise wins. ...

5. After Liu Bei became a big ear and became brothers with Guan and Zhang,

They sleep together! It's night, Zhang Fei snores!

Guan Yu was too noisy to sleep. Turn over and sit up!

Liu Bei also sat up and said, "Why did the second brother get up?"

Guan Yu: "Hey, third brother, this snoring is too majestic and powerful."

It's too noisy, I can't sleep! "

Liu Bei's face was bitter: "Second brother, be content.

Look at my big ears. I listened to his snoring.

Just like thunder! "