Funny China joke.

1, the tiger said to the tiger, Sister gave birth to three more this time? I have been married for many years, but I am not pregnant. Can you tell me something about your experience?

2. Li said to the knife, what are you doing, too tired to lift your head?

3. The sword said to the sword, where is the man who has been with you?

4. The deaf said to the dragon, Brother, I had my ears installed yesterday, why can't I hear you?

5, rice, water, said to the body, big brother, let us go, with you here, we haven't eaten for several days.

6, the woman said to the beginning, hey, sister, you really have a vision. Will you find a Taiwanese businessman in a few days?

7. Wall to wall said, Dude, don't be modest. How can I compare with you? If nothing else, our foundation is much worse.

8. Seven pairs of soaps said, Big Brother, what's bothering you? Talk to my little sister. Look at you, your hair is white.

9. The man said to his life, thank me, son. Without me, you would have died.

10, what's the point? Dude, don't always have the same hairstyle. Look at my big back in the hair salon yesterday. Isn't it cool?

1 1, and said to elder sister, dude, you look wrinkled, don't you pay attention to it? Call me elder sister when you meet a woman?

12, my husband said to the clip, Sister, although it is a hot day, why did you come out without a bra?

13, seriously, don't be prude. If it weren't for you, would I be crooked?

14, Zi told Yan that it was you who arrested people in the TV news yesterday. Didn't you fasten your seat belt?

15, I'm telling you, sister, since you are pregnant, it's time to change your old brain that favors boys over girls. Aren't boys and girls all the same?

16. If you say to Wo, just buy a broken mobile phone, there is no need to show off so many antennas on your head.

17, the seller said to the buyer, tomorrow, I will hold a wedding with her in the church, welcome to attend.

18, Umbrella to say that from the waterproof point of view, herringbone rooms are still better than bungalows.

19, cut to the right, don't pass the buck, as for how many knives I stabbed, I'm not the principal.

20, the city said to the door, I am more anxious than anyone, or leave early.

2 1, shot at the dwarf and said, are we locked up in the hospital by our family? I am a mean person, so you are the one who fired the arrow before opening the bow.

22. The bird said to the island, are you a big bird squatting on the mountain?

23. The book said to Shan, Oh, my God, man, this is not true, is it? Have a girlfriend, so happy that you can't even walk?

24. "Bi" said to "Bei": Husband and wife have a fight, so why divorce!

25. The "towel" said to the "coin": Son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times!

26. The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the result is out, you are pregnant with twins! 27. The "minister" said to the "giant": I have three rooms and two halls, and the building area is the same as yours!

28. "Jing" said to "Pin": Is your home not decorated?

29. "Lu" said to "Chang": Compared with you, my house has four walls.

30. "Zi" said to "Mu": Has your company laid off employees?

3 1, "Qian" said to "Sun": The sun is shining, why don't you wear a straw hat?

32. "A" said to "Man": I am no younger than you, and I can't move without crutches.

33. "Nothing" said to "Wei": Balance is the last word.

34. "Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up.

35. Yuan said to Rabbit: I finally found a nest.

36. "Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

37. "Dan" said to "Dan": What bodyguards do you need if you are timid? !

38. "Da" said to "Tai": Hernia surgery is actually very simple.

39. "Tian" said to "Yue"; You have to lose weight!

40. "Man" said to "Cong": Hey, people who are in love are not allowed to trample on the lawn. 4 1, "Man" said to Cong: Why haven't you had conjoined separation surgery?

42. "Tu" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing shoulder hair looks good, but your bones are still old-fashioned.

43. "Guoguo" said to "Wo": Yo, did you perm your hair?

44, "shit" said to "urine": dry and thin are just different.

45. Inch said to Guo: Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

46. "You" said to "A": Is it harmful to practice one-finger meditation like this?

47. "Mu" said to "Shu": Is a mole on your face a beauty?

48. The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

49. The mountain smiled and said to the hill, "Hee hee, why are you so short?" Qiu was unconvinced: "What? Sometimes I am taller than you! " The mountain was surprised and then a little angry: "Hum, tell me, when will you be taller than me?" Qiu Hehe smiled: "There was a great hero who once wrote a poem" Man Jiang Hong ",which was impassioned. You always know, don't you? " The mountain thought Qiu was considering his knowledge and immediately replied, "Yue Fei, who doesn't know?" Qiu quickly asked, "How do you write this Yue character?" Shanxinkou replied, "There is a mountain character under the word autumn, so I still want to test my old man. Cut! " Qiu said happily, "Look, isn't this?" The hill is above the mountain. Doesn't that mean that Cupid Mountain is high? "

50, mouth to mouth, dear, you have been pregnant for so long, why didn't you say so? 5 1, you can say to your brother, mom, don't spoil the child too much. Aren't you tired of holding your head?

52. Wood said to Sen, I haven't seen you for a few days. You guys are playing acrobatics.

53. Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, how did you turn over the shelf? 54. Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look, your head is dirty and the grass has grown.

55. The Japanese said to the Japanese, Hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, so fat?

56. Tang said to Tang, Dude, hurry home, your backyard is on fire. Ugly said to the girl, have a good time with her. It's not easy to find such a woman.

58, big to cool: son, this exam is only a few questions, and you gave dad four wrong questions?